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over a year ago
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I seem to have woken up with a dull ache in my calf muscle and knee *hands you deep heat*
I'll pay you in either a cup of tea and biscuit of your choice or sexual favours.
I already have a feeling I know what you're going to choose. I'll put the kettle on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can it wait a couple of months? I could be down your way soon xx
I'll have tea for the time being ta!  "
Let me know when you're down and I'll hyperextend my knee joint a few days before resulting in a pulled muscle. |
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"Can it wait a couple of months? I could be down your way soon xx
I'll have tea for the time being ta!
Let me know when you're down and I'll hyperextend my knee joint a few days before resulting in a pulled muscle."
Ok! Deal...and I'll take sexual favours as a reward   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can it wait a couple of months? I could be down your way soon xx
I'll have tea for the time being ta!
Let me know when you're down and I'll hyperextend my knee joint a few days before resulting in a pulled muscle.
Ok! Deal...and I'll take sexual favours as a reward "
P'tite saloppe...!!!  |
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"Can it wait a couple of months? I could be down your way soon xx
I'll have tea for the time being ta!
Let me know when you're down and I'll hyperextend my knee joint a few days before resulting in a pulled muscle.
Ok! Deal...and I'll take sexual favours as a reward
P'tite saloppe...!!! "
Ha ha..I'll take that as a compliment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can it wait a couple of months? I could be down your way soon xx
I'll have tea for the time being ta!
Let me know when you're down and I'll hyperextend my knee joint a few days before resulting in a pulled muscle.
Ok! Deal...and I'll take sexual favours as a reward "
DONE! I hope my skills will be adequate repayment for your healing hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If sir is expecting a "happy ending" with that massage.... He'd better have more than Hobnobs on offer... "
And a good hand soap to get the deep heat off before going anywhere intimate. |
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"If sir is expecting a "happy ending" with that massage.... He'd better have more than Hobnobs on offer...
And a good hand soap to get the deep heat off before going anywhere intimate. "
Just avoid the scrub bar...bit harsh on the soft bits!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If sir is expecting a "happy ending" with that massage.... He'd better have more than Hobnobs on offer...
And a good hand soap to get the deep heat off before going anywhere intimate.
Just avoid the scrub bar...bit harsh on the soft bits!! "
Some like it rough. |
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Why are you SO far away lol 
