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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My old mans a dustman..He wears a dustman hat and wears cor blimey trousers and lives in a council flat....  "
I could just start that sat round the old Joanna! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some essentials for you.
Back to front = cunt
Jack & Danny = fanny
Harry Munk = spunk
Bristol City = titty
Derby Kelly = belly.
Aristotle = bottle
Bottle & glass = arse
So if a Richard asks if if you want to Harry on her derby or Aris you'll know what she means.
Or you could throw it down her Gregory.
Oh and your Hampton is your dick.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you 'avin a giraffe, put on yer lionel blairs then we'll go for a few britney spears before 'avin a ruby murray  "
Sorry to pick you up old bean but if your going to the battle cruiser you have a pigs ear not a britney spear. But if you have a your trouble & strife with you she can have a Vera and philharmonic. |
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