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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Whats the best way to deal with them?

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Shave your bush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take them off the line and eat em.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Take them off the line and eat em. "
cover the infected area in Salt and stand in a bowl of water, when they come down for a drink step out the water

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay

Hit the claws with a little hammer....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whats the best way to deal with them? "

Where you been

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Whats the best way to deal with them?

Where you been

Lol "

The fishmongers, I was looking for some nice recipes...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whats the best way to deal with them?

Where you been

Lol

The fishmongers, I was looking for some nice recipes... "

You spoil all my fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rub caster sugar around the affected area

It doesn't get rid of them but it does rot their teeth so you should get a good nights sleep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rub caster sugar around the affected area

It doesn't get rid of them but it does rot their teeth so you should get a good nights sleep"

why caster sugar ?

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By *b430Man  over a year ago

Tayside


"Rub caster sugar around the affected area

It doesn't get rid of them but it does rot their teeth so you should get a good nights sleep

why caster sugar ? "

Grains of granulated sugar are too big for them to get in their mouths!

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Whats the best way to deal with them? "

pot of boiling water.... keep the lid on!!!

one of my abiding memories of being in the carribean as a 10 yr old is watching this plucky crab try to escape 3 times.... the third occasion it lifted the lid

at that point I said to gran.. let it go.... she said.. nah!!!!

never eaten crab since....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rub caster sugar around the affected area

It doesn't get rid of them but it does rot their teeth so you should get a good nights sleep

why caster sugar ?

Grains of granulated sugar are too big for them to get in their mouths! "

silly me I should have knew that

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

oh... not that sort of crab... carry on!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some lighter fluid and a match.

(Don't try this at home kids)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whats the best way to deal with them?

pot of boiling water.... keep the lid on!!!

one of my abiding memories of being in the carribean as a 10 yr old is watching this plucky crab try to escape 3 times.... the third occasion it lifted the lid

at that point I said to gran.. let it go.... she said.. nah!!!!

never eaten crab since....

"

I must be more ruthless! I was 8, Barabdos and it was lobster! It tried to get out but was so delicious I forgot about it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some lighter fluid and a match.

(Don't try this at home kids)"

should that not include light the blue touch paper and stand back

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Whats the best way to deal with them?

pot of boiling water.... keep the lid on!!!

one of my abiding memories of being in the carribean as a 10 yr old is watching this plucky crab try to escape 3 times.... the third occasion it lifted the lid

at that point I said to gran.. let it go.... she said.. nah!!!!

never eaten crab since....

"

Its the screaming I remember as a kid when my mum cooked them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We prefer lobster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

take them down to the river when they go for a drink ,,,fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Icing...wont kill them but may rot their teeth so ya get some peace.

Nit lotion maybe

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you went to Deal with them, then that's easy. First you'll need a map of Kent, and some of those mini cards you get in xmas crackers. One of them can deal whilst you make your way to reintroduce them with their aquatic cousins

Or is that Cromer

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset


"We prefer lobster "

Here here.

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

Man in restaurant asked "do you serve crabs in here?"

Waitress say's, "We serve anyone."

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By *radleyandRavenCouple  over a year ago

Herts


"Whats the best way to deal with them?

pot of boiling water.... keep the lid on!!!

one of my abiding memories of being in the carribean as a 10 yr old is watching this plucky crab try to escape 3 times.... the third occasion it lifted the lid

at that point I said to gran.. let it go.... she said.. nah!!!!

never eaten crab since....

"

I don't think I could do it without freezing them first.

- Amy. x

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By *opping_candyWoman  over a year ago

West Yorkshire


" Its the screaming I remember as a kid when my mum cooked them"

Was it your mum who was screaming?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get the meat out, mix it with a cheese sauce with a bit of garlic, and bake until golden and crispy on top. Great with bread or toasts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get the meat out, mix it with a cheese sauce with a bit of garlic, and bake until golden and crispy on top. Great with bread or toasts. "
YES I love backed crab and weird having it tonight xx yummmmmmmmmm I am still getting over chilli in crab fish cakes can still feel it in my mouth , lol

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

Why was the crab sent to prison?

Because he kept pinching things....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" Why was the crab sent to prison?

Because he kept pinching things....

"

*groans*

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By * control youMan  over a year ago

swindon

I knew I had em the day I woke up singin oh I do like to live beside the seaside nd walkin sideways

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I had crabs last night.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thermite

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By *resh princeMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"Hit the claws with a little hammer...."

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By *xpresMan  over a year ago

Elland

Put sugar down ya undies.. it dont kill um but iy rots the teeth so the little fuckers cant bite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lyclear.. Less embarrassing in the chemist haha

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