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Erm I can explain everything.
At the weekend I was beta testing my new teleportation chamber and of course I thought I would surprise you with a jisit (a jisit is a visit where I cum at some point).
I beamed straight into your boudoir, alas you weren't home so I had a rake through your wardrobe. My travelling companion Soxy immediately started dressing up in your underwear and suggested we take a lured picture of us masturbating with your clothes for you. Unfortunately during the teleportation process I had not checked the chamber carefully enough and had left a small pile of my favourite gold glitter on the floor. Somehow completely inexplicably the glitter DNA and my own combined whilst teleporting and now I can only spunk gold glitter. 
Soxy was wearing your peep toes at the time and came all over them.
I left embarrassed and made Soxy swear not to tell. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Erm I can explain everything.
At the weekend I was beta testing my new teleportation chamber and of course I thought I would surprise you with a jisit (a jisit is a visit where I cum at some point).
I beamed straight into your boudoir, alas you weren't home so I had a rake through your wardrobe. My travelling companion Soxy immediately started dressing up in your underwear and suggested we take a lured picture of us masturbating with your clothes for you. Unfortunately during the teleportation process I had not checked the chamber carefully enough and had left a small pile of my favourite gold glitter on the floor. Somehow completely inexplicably the glitter DNA and my own combined whilst teleporting and now I can only spunk gold glitter.
Soxy was wearing your peep toes at the time and came all over them.
I left embarrassed and made Soxy swear not to tell."
It's all over the place! I picked them up and there was a glitter shower.
I'm going to have to wear the kitten heel sling backs now. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Soxy, where did you put my emerald green bra? It's not in the drawer.
Ryan's wearing it.
Now, that id love to see 
It's in the washing machine now. I will return it tomorrow  "
Get Funky to return it yesterday, let's see if Lickety's post disappears  |
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"Once upon a time, in a land far far away, Funky and I spent the best part of 6 months counting 100's & 1000's on a Dessert Island 
I'm still on the medication  "
In a galaxy, far, far away.....how many 100's and 1000's were there? |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Soxy, where did you put my emerald green bra? It's not in the drawer.
Ryan's wearing it.
Now, that id love to see
It's in the washing machine now. I will return it tomorrow
Get Funky to return it yesterday, let's see if Lickety's post disappears "
LOL 
Perhaps Funky can answer a question that's bothered me for years - Is time travel a thing of the past? |
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"Soxy, where did you put my emerald green bra? It's not in the drawer.
Ryan's wearing it.
Now, that id love to see
It's in the washing machine now. I will return it tomorrow
Get Funky to return it yesterday, let's see if Lickety's post disappears
LOL
Perhaps Funky can answer a question that's bothered me for years - Is time travel a thing of the past?"
Don't be daft!! It's the future!!!!  |
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"Once upon a time, in a land far far away, Funky and I spent the best part of 6 months counting 100's & 1000's on a Dessert Island
I'm still on the medication "
It was the worst of times and it was the best of times. Who could forget the blancmange lagoon. |
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"Soxy, where did you put my emerald green bra? It's not in the drawer.
Ryan's wearing it.
Now, that id love to see
It's in the washing machine now. I will return it tomorrow
Get Funky to return it yesterday, let's see if Lickety's post disappears
LOL
Perhaps Funky can answer a question that's bothered me for years - Is time travel a thing of the past?"
Ah see now that is a classic none time traveller question.
Time is relative. There is not past or future only lots and lots of nows.  |
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"Once upon a time, in a land far far away, Funky and I spent the best part of 6 months counting 100's & 1000's on a Dessert Island
I'm still on the medication
It was the worst of times and it was the best of times. Who could forget the blancmange lagoon."
Well I had several sleepless nights about that little escapade
Doctor, doctor, where are my pills, I need more pills....... |
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By *z ThongzWoman
over a year ago
Lanarkshire |
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Erm I can explain everything.
At the weekend I was beta testing my new teleportation chamber and of course I thought I would surprise you with a jisit (a jisit is a visit where I cum at some point).
I beamed straight into your boudoir, alas you weren't home so I had a rake through your wardrobe. My travelling companion Soxy immediately started dressing up in your underwear and suggested we take a lured picture of us masturbating with your clothes for you. Unfortunately during the teleportation process I had not checked the chamber carefully enough and had left a small pile of my favourite gold glitter on the floor. Somehow completely inexplicably the glitter DNA and my own combined whilst teleporting and now I can only spunk gold glitter.
Soxy was wearing your peep toes at the time and came all over them.
I left embarrassed and made Soxy swear not to tell."
pmsl , thats what the forums all about , great giggle at that , keep up the good work funky |
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Erm I can explain everything.
At the weekend I was beta testing my new teleportation chamber and of course I thought I would surprise you with a jisit (a jisit is a visit where I cum at some point).
I beamed straight into your boudoir, alas you weren't home so I had a rake through your wardrobe. My travelling companion Soxy immediately started dressing up in your underwear and suggested we take a lured picture of us masturbating with your clothes for you. Unfortunately during the teleportation process I had not checked the chamber carefully enough and had left a small pile of my favourite gold glitter on the floor. Somehow completely inexplicably the glitter DNA and my own combined whilst teleporting and now I can only spunk gold glitter.
Soxy was wearing your peep toes at the time and came all over them.
I left embarrassed and made Soxy swear not to tell.
pmsl , thats what the forums all about , great giggle at that , keep up the good work funky "
You insinuate that this is a work of fiction Thongz. I can assure you ejaculating gold glitter is no laughing matter. Haaaarrrumph! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How did Ryan get my bra?
I think I may have been time travelling last night - I seem to have lost several hours."
Did you drink the elixir of time travel known as vodka Lickety!? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"How did Ryan get my bra?
I think I may have been time travelling last night - I seem to have lost several hours.
Did you drink the elixir of time travel known as vodka Lickety!? "
Not that particular elixir but I somehow my glass was always full. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did Ryan get my bra?
I think I may have been time travelling last night - I seem to have lost several hours.
Did you drink the elixir of time travel known as vodka Lickety!?
Not that particular elixir but I somehow my glass was always full."
oh I hate refilling glasses, they give me hangovers!! |
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"In a galaxy, far, far away.....how many 100's and 1000's were there? "
Funny you should mention that, you would have thought that there would have been literally 100's & 1000's of them but we kept losing count |
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By *ust_RedWoman
over a year ago
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pmsl , thats what the forums all about , great giggle at that , keep up the good work funky
You insinuate that this is a work of fiction Thongz. I can assure you ejaculating gold glitter is no laughing matter. Haaaarrrumph! "
Now that is something I would love to see!  
Had a crappy morning at work and this thread has just put the smile back on my face |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In a galaxy, far, far away.....how many 100's and 1000's were there?
Funny you should mention that, you would have thought that there would have been literally 100's & 1000's of them but we kept losing count "
I wanna know wot flavour the blancmange was  |
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"How did Ryan get my bra?
I think I may have been time travelling last night - I seem to have lost several hours.
Did you drink the elixir of time travel known as vodka Lickety!?
Not that particular elixir but I somehow my glass was always full.
oh I hate refilling glasses, they give me hangovers!! "
Is that what it is???? damn must buy a bigger wine glass then no hangover! |
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"In a galaxy, far, far away.....how many 100's and 1000's were there?
Funny you should mention that, you would have thought that there would have been literally 100's & 1000's of them but we kept losing count
I wanna know wot flavour the blancmange was "
WTF!? It was pink flavoured. They all are.
Anyway it's the taking part that counts when counting hundreds and thousands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't u have pink flavoured butterscotch blancmange? and have u been collaborating with someone else over the pink theme?
Who has a pink theme?
(apart from Polo who actually looks like Pink)"
I cant say on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't u have pink flavoured butterscotch blancmange? and have u been collaborating with someone else over the pink theme?
Who has a pink theme?
(apart from Polo who actually looks like Pink)
I cant say on here "
Where's Polo ...its like green flavour cough sweets |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"How did Ryan get my bra?
I think I may have been time travelling last night - I seem to have lost several hours.
Did you drink the elixir of time travel known as vodka Lickety!?
Not that particular elixir but I somehow my glass was always full.
oh I hate refilling glasses, they give me hangovers!!
Is that what it is???? damn must buy a bigger wine glass then no hangover! "
Mine didn't refill - it was never empty! I think time was playing tricks on me. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"In a galaxy, far, far away.....how many 100's and 1000's were there?
Funny you should mention that, you would have thought that there would have been literally 100's & 1000's of them but we kept losing count
I wanna know wot flavour the blancmange was
WTF!? It was pink flavoured. They all are.
Anyway it's the taking part that counts when counting hundreds and thousands."
The pink flavour is the best but I've never had 100s and 1000s on blancmange.
Although the name suggests it shouldn't be pink |
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"In a galaxy, far, far away.....how many 100's and 1000's were there?
Funny you should mention that, you would have thought that there would have been literally 100's & 1000's of them but we kept losing count
I wanna know wot flavour the blancmange was
WTF!? It was pink flavoured. They all are.
Anyway it's the taking part that counts when counting hundreds and thousands.
The pink flavour is the best but I've never had 100s and 1000s on blancmange.
Although the name suggests it shouldn't be pink "
But rosemange is a stupid name. |
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