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What do you have less than zero tolerance for?
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Blokes with scruffy shoes
Mushrooms
The wind/rain when I've just straightened my hair...frizzball!!
People who get a new pet every week then get rid 2 weeks later moaning about it then get another pet!! |
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"Pooping ones self whilst at work. Zero amusement factor on a Monday morning  x"
Oh you poor thing. That's awful but it has made me chortle twice today. I've been there! Not fun. Hope you feel better soon xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men who wear trainers...trainers are for the gym
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^^^ This , and tracksuits. Also middle aged men in replica football tops.
Your mums aren't still dressing you are they boys ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men who wear trainers...trainers are for the gym
^^^ This , and tracksuits. Also middle aged men in replica football tops.
Your mums aren't still dressing you are they boys ??"
Otherwise know as 'age inappropriate dress'.....don't these people have mirrors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men who wear trainers...trainers are for the gym
^^^ This , and tracksuits. Also middle aged men in replica football tops.
Your mums aren't still dressing you are they boys ??"
People who judge people by what they wear  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men who wear trainers...trainers are for the gym
^^^ This , and tracksuits. Also middle aged men in replica football tops.
Your mums aren't still dressing you are they boys ??
People who judge people by what they wear "
Yep.....no style!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those little pots of 'milk' (yeah right!) in hotel rooms.
Too small, usually so out of date they smell like a French cheese makers fingers - and half the time you end up stabbing them as you can't get the friggin lid to peel off!
Oh - and loud Americans.
And baseball caps.
And average sped cameras!
* and on behalf of my mate Steve - lactose !!   |
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"Those little pots of 'milk' (yeah right!) in hotel rooms.
Too small, usually so out of date they smell like a French cheese makers fingers - and half the time you end up stabbing them as you can't get the friggin lid to peel off!
Oh - and loud Americans.
And baseball caps.
And average sped cameras!
* and on behalf of my mate Steve - lactose !! "
Got up on the wrong side of the bed or she didn't put the toilet seat down again??   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Miserable people
People who think we owe them a living
The old bloke at number 64
People with no get up and go
People who think they can borrow my stuff
Burglar's
Anybody who thinks they are clearly something they are not
And my biggest zero tolerance is bullshitters!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those little pots of 'milk' (yeah right!) in hotel rooms.
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I also agressively dislike slick marketing there borders on flat out deception.
Eg: hotels that feel compelled to add £10, 000 quid to your bill at checkout just for moving a can of in the fridge that I didnt actually even drink.
Apparently in London, thats known as "room service".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who think its ok to moan at you on the street for riding your bike on the pavement at 3 mph, while out with my five year old nephew. The guy pointed out there is a road there... to which I said politely why don't you use it to jump out on it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coffee with no cream....yukkkkk
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Too true! I have double cream in mine. No I only have single cream, double is far to clacky. "
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I don't like cooking with single cream, hence I only keep double cream at home as I can use it for everything.
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
People who just have to use that awful American "imported" word, namely.... awesome!
It's an appalling word! Every time I hear it, totally out of context, I want to scream at the person saying it, "do you have a limited vocabulary??"
Grrrrr!
Rant over! I feel better now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Disrespectful of public facilities.
Someone stubbed out a ciggie in the grove between wooden panels of a newly built facilities block, within a couple of inches above the ashtray and left it there.
People who do not clean up the toilet after they have made a mess with their sticky poo.
People who would steal the free-issue sponge wipes and J-clothe equivalent for their own personal use. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who just have to use that awful American "imported" word, namely.... awesome!
It's an appalling word! Every time I hear it, totally out of context, I want to scream at the person saying it, "do you have a limited vocabulary??"
Grrrrr!
Rant over! I feel better now! "
Is awesome any worse than grrrrr ?  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having to work for a Living when there's so much better things I could be doing with my life!!!!
God Yes !!
I would make a great multi millionaire
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And me a multi millionaires play thing |
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People who spit on the ground.
Inconsiderate smokers (the type who huddle around a doorway so you have to walk through a smoke tunnel to get in/out).
People who swear loudly in public.
It is possible I'm just not that keen on people! |
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I have 0 tolerance for 0 tolerance! I love human kind with all its qualities and craziness, its defects and imperfections.
What makes life so frigging exciting is to know that 7,000,000 of us are individually unique! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"people who tut when THEY bump into you "
And also people who walk too slow when your in a hurry or worse still, they walk too slow deliberately KNOWING your in a hurry...AKA Morrisons on a Sunday morning. 
Cheers
Ben |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My zero tolerance is for homophobic people who actively try to do something about their belief, and racists. I'm pretty easy going about most other things! |
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"Whistling. An old bloke in the queue behind me in Iceland today was whistling a tuneless 'nothing' and I came THAT close to smacking him around the head with my bag of frozen prawns!!!!"
Actually, I share that one, it's a very painful noise to me (which nobody seems to understand, it's sort of like a fat white noise trying to drill through your eardrum) but I can't exactly ban people whistling.
I just make sure I have my earphones in and a fully charged MP3 player whenever I go out.
- Amy. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beyond gives a sense of up up up and above....not down down down and under...!!!  "
Hmmmm..ok.
My definition #2: at my lowest point before I'd physically punch you ( only if it was a man)..that is typically beyond zero.
AKA sub zero-ley pissed off.
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Beyond gives a sense of up up up and above....not down down down and under...!!!
Hmmmm..ok.
My definition #2: at my lowest point before I'd physically punch you ( only if it was a man)..that is typically beyond zero.
AKA sub zero-ley pissed off.
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You win! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lazy gits at work (f)
Our local Co-op for so many reasons(m)
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You just made me think of something which is face-smackable..when I have a heap of shopping and im asked if i want a bag.
***disclaimer***It is technically a Lee Evans gag but it really does utterly piss me off.
Ben |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lazy gits at work (f)
Our local Co-op for so many reasons(m)
You just made me think of something which is face-smackable..when I have a heap of shopping and im asked if i want a bag.
***disclaimer***It is technically a Lee Evans gag but it really does utterly piss me off.
Ben"
Thats actualy one of them . . no i,m going to balance it all on my feckin head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Making a cup of tea and then going to get the milk out of the fridge only to find someone put the empty back in there and your all out of milk . My bin is right next to the fridge it takes more effort to open the door and put it back than it would to just drop it in the bin ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Animal cruelty.
Hoodies.
Bullies.
TOWIE, I feel IQ points slipping away as soon as I hear it start.
People who move from lane to lane in motorway traffic jams.
The gawps who look at accidents.
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By *xpresMan
over a year ago
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"PPP
Piss poor parents"
Parents who smoke infrot of their kids... winds me up i smoked up till 3 year ago 20marlboro red aday.. my kids dint know i smoked... outside washed my hands n mints... never smoked in my car either |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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People who shatter your ambitions,
people who tear up your dreams,
and scatter them like confetti in a storm.
People who crush your illusions,like petals underfoot,
people who deny you,all of your hopes and aspirations,
Aye you've got it, the flip flappy doors thingy still grinds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"drivers who try to jump a queue of traffic by going up the empty lane and then pushing in at the last moment........"
But surely that's just good lane management. If everybody did this the queue would be half the size. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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News at ten!! Full of shit...politics and story's that really get my goat,not good when you're trying to unwind for bed.
Oh and that programme,skint!! 1600 quid a week and the other bloke trying to claim carers for the unexplained pain syndrome his missus gets now and again. Pfttt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having to use public transport to get to London!
People.....
With music too loud
Coughing
Sniffing
Picking their nose
Tapping feet to their too loud music
Taking up too much room on their seat
Snoring
Dribbling
Farting
Generally doing everything they can to annoy me and make my journey unpleasant
And that's if I get a seat on the train and don't have to sit on the floor. Apparantly you pay for travel to London and not for a physical seat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blokes with scruffy shoes
Mushrooms
The wind/rain when I've just straightened my hair...frizzball!!
People who get a new pet every week then get rid 2 weeks later moaning about it then get another pet!! "
I'm with u with the wind/rain lol....hate my frizz ball hair lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right wingers
Rascists
Religion and its followers
Anti vax brigade
Astrology
Psychics and new age bollocks
Chiropractors
Vegans
Scum bags like on ch4 skint |
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"drivers who try to jump a queue of traffic by going up the empty lane and then pushing in at the last moment........"
That's the most efficient way of merging traffic. That's what they do in Germany and you rarely see a traffic jam at roadworks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Starbucks - "And what name is that?" "No fucking name, serve me my coffee"
People who think they can get respect without earning it, from reality-show wankers to South London "gangstas"
People who abuse the NHS and then abuse the staff for not instantly kowtowing to their demands / needs or for not being able to provide miracle cures - it's not my fault you couldn't be arsed to wait to see your GP / got shitfaced and fell off a wall / don't understand that antibiotics don't work for viral infections
Oh, and Russell Brand.
(God that felt good...) |
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Beyond gives a sense of up up up and above....not down down down and under...!!!
Hmmmm..ok.
My definition #2: at my lowest point before I'd physically punch you ( only if it was a man)..that is typically beyond zero.
AKA sub zero-ley pissed off.
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So what would you do to a woman to demonstrate your less than Zero tolerance? |
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