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How do male vampires get an erection?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film.
I've wondered this myself.
How do female vampires get wet? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film.
I've wondered this myself.
How do female vampires get wet?" Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film.
I've wondered this myself.
How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!! "
You don't need periods to get wet. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film.
I've wondered this myself.
How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!!
You don't need periods to get wet." I kinda gathered that Lickety.....I was thinking out loud..... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film.
I've wondered this myself.
How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!!
You don't need periods to get wet.I kinda gathered that Lickety.....I was thinking out loud..... "
Back to the original question... when they orgasm what comes out? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film.
I've wondered this myself.
How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!!
You don't need periods to get wet.I kinda gathered that Lickety.....I was thinking out loud.....
Back to the original question... when they orgasm what comes out?" Vampire Love..... |
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"Feed off teenage boys or from a bull. Although if they feed off a bull then they might go like the guy in A Serbian Film.
I've wondered this myself.
How do female vampires get wet?Well they don't have periods....damn you another question for me to ponder!!
You don't need periods to get wet.I kinda gathered that Lickety.....I was thinking out loud.....
Back to the original question... when they orgasm what comes out?"
The devil! |
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"I lost sleep over this last night? Anyone help me out?
Am I being thick - why would they not be able to get an erection??Lack of blood? "
DOH -of course..Yes me being thick....
Ooh good question Fem! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While their hearts don't beat, vampires have some kind of blood flow which allows the blood in their bodies to be transported. This also means that vampires can be rendered unconscious if blood flow to the brain is interrupted and that vampires can become intoxicated. Male vampires are capable of having sex, so they do have some blood flow enabling an erection.
Taken from the Buffy Wiki and not from any of that sparkly vampire Twilight guff. |
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I always thought vampires had 'infected' blood - in Bram Stoker's Dracula, humans became vampires only if they drank the blood of a vampire (remember when Dracula cut his chest so Mina could join him as immortal?) That's why Jonathan Harker didn't become a vampire even though the girly vamps were feeding off him at the castle.
That was my take on it anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to work with a bloke years ago that had some sort of balloon fitted. He had a subdermal button that he pressed to inflate it.
His name was Vic... or commonly referred to as Duracell Vic, with the battery operated dick.
maybe vampires have the same set up? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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femme have you ever thought,vampires drink so much blood,and yet never win the pub quiz.
You make your way down to the crypt,and I'll show you where the blood goes.
Prepare to be entered,by a massive vampire member.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just a thought but the likes of Charlie Chaplin, David Jason, Des O'Connor all fathered children in there 70s and how old is the oldest father. Maybe guys still produce sperm when they are dead or when they become vamps x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just a thought but the likes of Charlie Chaplin, David Jason, Des O'Connor all fathered children in there 70s and how old is the oldest father. Maybe guys still produce sperm when they are dead or when they become vamps x"
itd still be dead sperm lol...sure itd taste awful if it was in their bawbags for hundreds of years |
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"Just a thought but the likes of Charlie Chaplin, David Jason, Des O'Connor all fathered children in there 70s and how old is the oldest father. Maybe guys still produce sperm when they are dead or when they become vamps x
itd still be dead sperm lol...sure itd taste awful if it was in their bawbags for hundreds of years"
You've put some thought into this haven't you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it? "
not for the vampire.. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it?
not for the vampire.." Since when am I interested in his enjoyment.... |
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"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it?
not for the vampire..Since when am I interested in his enjoyment.... "
Hi I'm friends with Paddy, my name is Vladimeer...fancy a fuck?...just by twirling my finger in the air my willpower will vibrate ur clit at 2500rpm all nite long
u will verify me..and u will see me again |
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"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it?
not for the vampire..Since when am I interested in his enjoyment....
Hi I'm friends with Paddy, my name is Vladimeer...fancy a fuck?...just by twirling my finger in the air my willpower will vibrate ur clit at 2500rpm all nite long
u will verify me..and u will see me again "
and I dont mind the 'once a month visit'... |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"vampires have the powers of persuasion...its not gonna matter if they have physical sex...u'd have came when they suggested itBut that's not nearly as much fun is it?
not for the vampire..Since when am I interested in his enjoyment....
Hi I'm friends with Paddy, my name is Vladimeer...fancy a fuck?...just by twirling my finger in the air my willpower will vibrate ur clit at 2500rpm all nite long
u will verify me..and u will see me again
and I dont mind the 'once a month visit'..." Nope still does nowt for me unless we can do "the deed" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well the ones i read about have no trouble getting a real good "big" stiffy
They need a good suck first i reckon.....of blood i mean
then it goes where its needed You know your stuff Peaches....so they need to feed before you can get jiggy? "
And after...cuz we wear them out bigtime |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well the ones i read about have no trouble getting a real good "big" stiffy
They need a good suck first i reckon.....of blood i mean
then it goes where its needed You know your stuff Peaches....so they need to feed before you can get jiggy?
And after...cuz we wear them out bigtime But vampires are sposed to be able to wear us mere mortals out aren't they? "
Well ordinarily yerrrrrrrrrr
but i aint had a bit for a while |
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