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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Here's another game to play. One line at a time, the idea is to write a five line limerick like this:

1. There was a young woman from Leeds

2. Who swallowed a packet of seeds

3. In less than an hour

4. Her nose was in flower

5. And her hair was all covered in s

Once each limerick has been completed, the next poster starts a new one - chances are this will probably end up as some sort of lyrical demolition derby but hey, lets give it a go anyway.

There was a young man from Derby...

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Who signed up to Fab to meet Barbie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there was a young man from derby

who signed up to fab to meet Barbie

in an attempt to fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there was a young man from derby

who signed up to fab to meet Barbie

in an attempt to fuck"

She quacked like a duck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"there was a young man from derby

who signed up to fab to meet Barbie

in an attempt to fuck

She quacked like a duck"

And then pulled a face just like Tarby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there once was a fat lass from Devon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there once was a fat lass from Devon

Who when fucked thought was in heaven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there once was a fat lass from Devon

Who when fucked thought was in heaven "

she tried the back door

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"there once was a fat lass from Devon

Who when fucked thought was in heaven

she tried the back door"

Put both hands on the floor

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there once was a fat lass from Devon

Who when fucked thought was in heaven

she tried the back door

Put both hands on the floor"

Then she yelled for some more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there once was a fat lass from Devon

Who when fucked thought was in heaven

she tried the back door

Put both hands on the floor"

its hell but at least it went in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there once was a fat lass from Devon

Who when fucked thought was in heaven

she tried the back door

Put both hands on the floor

its hell but at least it went in"

I know! couldn't think of rhyming words to devon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there once was a fat lass from Devon

Who when fucked thought was in heaven

she tried the back door

Put both hands on the floor

its hell but at least it went in

I know! couldn't think of rhyming words to devon!"

What about

"there once was a fat lass from Devon

Who when fucked thought was in heaven

she tried the back door

Put both hands on the floor"

And out popped a bloody great melon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"there once was a fat lass from Devon

Who when fucked thought was in heaven

she tried the back door

Put both hands on the floor

its hell but at least it went in

I know! couldn't think of rhyming words to devon!"

You could have said 'And imagined he was Brad Pitt from Seven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there once was a fat lass from Devon

Who when fucked thought was in heaven

she tried the back door

Put both hands on the floor

its hell but at least it went in

I know! couldn't think of rhyming words to devon!

What about

"there once was a fat lass from Devon

Who when fucked thought was in heaven

she tried the back door

Put both hands on the floor"

And out popped a bloody great melon "

lol lol very good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A young couple whilst looking on Fabs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A young couple whilst looking on Fabs"

seek a man with great looking abs,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A young couple whilst looking on Fabs

seek a man with great looking abs,"

He mustn't be flabby

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By * n zCouple over a year ago

leamington spa

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By * n zCouple over a year ago

leamington spa

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By * n zCouple over a year ago

leamington spa

"A young couple whilst looking on Fabs

seek a man with great looking abs,

He mustn't be flabby"

Or have hands that are grabby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A young couple whilst looking on Fabs

seek a man with great looking abs,

He mustn't be flabby

Or have hands that are grabby"

Or dress shabby too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

with a cock not too shabby

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A young couple whilst looking on Fabs

seek a man with great looking abs,

He mustn't be flabby

Or have hands that are grabby"

And be willing to pay the bar tab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a swinger called Horace

Who met up with a lady called Doris

He put his hand up her frock

And found out she had a cock

Doris was really a man known as boris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A young couple whilst looking on Fabs

seek a man with great looking abs,

He mustn't be flabby

Or have hands that are grabby

And be willing to pay the bar tab

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There was a young alien from Venus...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young alien from Venus..."

Who had a green knobbly penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young alien from Venus...

Who had a green knobbly penis"

it was 10 inches long

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was a young alien from Venus...

Who had a green knobbly penis

it was 10 inches long"

and shaped like a bong

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was a young alien from Venus...

Who had a green knobbly penis

it was 10 inches long

and shaped like a bong"

and frequently came in between us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young lady from China

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was a young lady from China "

who had an inverted vagina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young lady from China

who had an inverted vagina"
her tits were so flat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

like a ran over cat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"like a ran over cat"
and her dad was an out of work miner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody funny, my sides are aching! thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a Nun called Gladys.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a Nun called Gladys......."

who liked to get kinky with haggis

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

the man stood on the burning deck

eating red hot scallops

one fell down his trouser leg

and burnt him on the

ankle

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

There was an old lady from Ealing

who had a funny feeling

she laid on her back

and tickled her crack

and cum all over the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was an old lady from Ealing

who had a funny feeling

she laid on her back

and tickled her crack

and cum all over the ceiling

You're supposed to add the next line! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a Nun called Gladys.......

who liked to get kinky with haggis"

...

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"There was an old lady from Ealing

who had a funny feeling

she laid on her back

and tickled her crack

and cum all over the ceiling

You're supposed to add the next line! Lol"

it kind of rhymes with haggis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was an old lady from Ealing

who had a funny feeling

she laid on her back

and tickled her crack

and cum all over the ceiling

You're supposed to add the next line! Lol

it kind of rhymes with haggis

Lol, try again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a Nun called Gladys.......

who liked to get kinky with haggis"

cant the nun be called something else? (hard to find something to rhyme with Gladys. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a Nun called Gladys.......

who liked to get kinky with haggis

cant the nun be called something else? (hard to find something to rhyme with Gladys. lol"

Got one!!!

There once was a Nun called Gladys

Who liked to get kinky with hagis

but one day she failed

and cried and she wailed

"im finding it hard to shag this"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a Nun called Gladys.......

who liked to get kinky with haggis

cant the nun be called something else? (hard to find something to rhyme with Gladys. lol

Got one!!!

There once was a Nun called Gladys

Who liked to get kinky with hagis

but one day she failed

and cried and she wailed

"im finding it hard to shag this""

One line each please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a Bi Fem from Kent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a Bi Fem from Kent"

Who liked guys who were a little bit bent

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"There was a Bi Fem from Kent"

whose dildo was incredibly bent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 20/05/13 15:34:34]"

so she cut it in half

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a Bi Fem from Kent

Who liked guys who were a little bit bent"
she fucked them all silly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a Bi Fem from Kent

Who liked guys who were a little bit bentshe fucked them all silly"

And ruined their willy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a Bi Fem from Kent

Who liked guys who were a little bit bentshe fucked them all silly"

gobbled down on their willy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There was a Bi Fem from Kent

Who liked guys who were a little bit bent

she fucked them all silly

gobbled down on their willy "

Then made them pay half her rent.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a lady who walked with a limp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a Nun called Gladys.......

who liked to get kinky with haggis

cant the nun be called something else? (hard to find something to rhyme with Gladys. lol

Got one!!!

There once was a Nun called Gladys

Who liked to get kinky with hagis

but one day she failed

and cried and she wailed

"im finding it hard to shag this"

One line each please. "

sorry, got carried away!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a lady who walked with a limp"

Put and add in the shop for a gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a lady who walked with a limp"
knew a vicar who dressed like a gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a lady who walked with a limp

Put and add in the shop for a gimp "
she got 50 replies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"a lady who walked with a limp

Put and add in the shop for a gimp she got 50 replies"

and a big surprise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a lady who walked with a limp

Put and add in the shop for a gimp she got 50 replies"

From men in hoods with no eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a lady who walked with a limp

Put and add in the shop for a gimp

she got 50 replies

From men in hoods with no eyes"

And one was as fat as a blimp.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a lady who walked with a limp

Put and add in the shop for a gimp she got 50 replies

From men in hoods with no eyes"
all with penis's smelling of shrimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

an alternative ending...

There once was a Nun called Gladys...

who liked to get kinky with haggis

applied with an enema

and medical ephemera

it was her daily chemoprophylaxis

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There was an old man from Aberystwyth...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was an old man from Aberystwyth... "

Who liked chubby checker to twist with

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There was an old man from Aberystwyth...

Who liked chubby checker to twist with"

Alas, the floor was slippy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was an old man from Aberystwyth...

Who liked chubby checker to twist with

Alas, the floor was slippy"
the weather was nippy

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By *enuinetallstuMan over a year ago

nr beauly

From trodden in red lippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There was an old man from Aberystwyth...

Who liked chubby checker to twist with

Alas, the floor was slippy

the weather was nippy"

Fell - broke hand - nothing to fist with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was an old man from Aberystwyth...

Who liked chubby checker to twist with

Alas, the floor was slippy"

so he went to the chippy

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By * n zCouple over a year ago

leamington spa

There was a young man named Bob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young man named Bob"

Who liked to put things in his gob

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who badly needed a blow job

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By * n zCouple over a year ago

leamington spa

"There was a young man named Bob

Who liked to put things in his gob"

But disaster struck one day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young man named Bob

Who liked to put things in his gob"

So the woman said "eat me!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young man named Bob

Who liked to put things in his gob

But disaster struck one day"

When a strapping young gay

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By * n zCouple over a year ago

leamington spa

"There was a young man named Bob

Who liked to put things in his gob

But disaster struck one day

When a strapping young gay"

Choked Bob with the size of his knob!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once had a meet with Felicia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once had a meet with Felicia"

who had a twin called Alicia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young man named Bob

Who liked to put things in his gob

But disaster struck one day

When a strapping young gay

Choked Bob with the size of his knob!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a wee man from Bombay.

Who constructed a c**t out of clay.

The heat from his dick,

Turned the clay into brick.

And scraped all his foreskin away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The dirty old bishop of Birmingham

Interfered with 2 nuns while confirming them

As they knelt seeking God, he straightened his knob

and pumped his ecclesiastical sperm into em.

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By * n zCouple over a year ago

leamington spa

"There was a wee man from Bombay.

Who constructed a c**t out of clay.

The heat from his dick,

Turned the clay into brick.

And scraped all his foreskin away."

That is Brill !!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once had a meet with Felicia

who had a twin called Alicia"

They both gave me a go

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By * n zCouple over a year ago

leamington spa

"I once had a meet with Felicia

who had a twin called Alicia

They both gave me a go"

One quick and one slow,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once had a meet with Felicia

who had a twin called Alicia

They both gave me a go

One quick and one slow,"

But weren't as good as their mum, patricia

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There was an old man from Poole...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was an old man from Poole..."

Was 5 foot standing on a stool

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And though rather short

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he still went and bought

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A box for his GIGANTIC tool!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A sexy young lad from belfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Had a problem with climaxing well fast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a problem with climaxing well fast"

So on the doctors advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Had a problem with climaxing well fast

So on the doctors advice "

He would condom up twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a problem with climaxing well fast

So on the doctors advice

He would condom up twice"

And now his sexual prowess is vast!

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

There was a young strumpet from Dorset

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young strumpet from Dorset"

Who struggled to fit into her corset

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There was a young strumpet from Dorset

Who struggled to fit into her corset "

Her boobs were so big

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he face they did hid

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was a young strumpet from Dorset

Who struggled to fit into her corset

Her boobs were so big"

That they dislodged her wig

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There was a young strumpet from Dorset

Who struggled to fit into her corset

Her boobs were so big

That they dislodged her wig"

And the shock made her gush like a faucet

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was a young strumpet from Dorset

Who struggled to fit into her corset

Her boobs were so big

That they dislodged her wig

And the shock made her gush like a faucet

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

There was an old codger from Nanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There was an old codger from Nanking"

Who worked in the mail room franking...

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was an old codger from Nanking

Who worked in the mail room franking..."

when he ran out of stamps

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was an old codger from Nanking

Who worked in the mail room franking...

when he ran out of stamps"

his wrist got the cramps

and lost a whole evening's wanking

(sorry - couldn't resist finishing that one)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There was an old codger from Nanking

Who worked in the mail room franking...

when he ran out of stamps"

He borrowed some money from his gramps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I had NO IDEA WHATSOEVER that the word 'wanking' would feature at some point in this limerick! And there I was thinking that this just might remain a civilised celebration of the Chinese postal service - needless to say, I'm shocked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was an old codger from Nanking

Who worked in the mail room franking...

when he ran out of stamps

He borrowed some money from his gramps"

ut was only enough for a wanking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A man who had long pubic hair

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A man who had long pubic hair"

Got it caught whilst wrestling a bear

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"A man who had long pubic hair

Got it caught whilst wrestling a bear"

They hair got entangled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A man who had long pubic hair

Got it caught whilst wrestling a bear

They hair got entangled"

and their love life was mangled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young strumpet from Dorset

Who struggled to fit into her corset

Her boobs were so big

That they dislodged her wig

And the shock made her gush like a faucet

Very clever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A man who had long pubic hair

Got it caught whilst wrestling a bear

They hair got entangled

and their love life was mangled"

But got a quid from people to stare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A man who had long pubic hair

Got it caught whilst wrestling a bear

They hair got entangled

and their love life was mangled"

but the ref said "a draw" thats fair

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"A man who had long pubic hair

Got it caught whilst wrestling a bear

They hair got entangled

and their love life was mangled"

so they had an illicit affair

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

There was a young girl from Cullompton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A man who had long pubic hair

Got it caught whilst wrestling a bear

They hair got entangled

and their love life was mangled

but the ref said "a draw" thats fair"

Giggle. I'm going for this one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

There was an old fabber called roger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There was a young girl from Cullompton"

Who placed an ad for 'full romp fun'...

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was a young girl from Cullompton

Who placed an ad for 'full romp fun'..."

The replies were so bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young girl from Cullompton

Who placed an ad for 'full romp fun'..."

But the applicants she got

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"There was a young girl from Cullompton

Who placed an ad for 'full romp fun'...

But the applicants she got "

Would only smack her bot

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"There was a young girl from Cullompton

Who placed an ad for 'full romp fun'...

The replies were so bad"

And the blokes were so sad

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was a young girl from Cullompton

Who placed an ad for 'full romp fun'...

But the applicants she got

Would only smack her bot "

so she did German scat porn and got dumped on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There was a young girl from Cullompton

Who placed an ad for 'full romp fun'...

The replies were so bad

And the blokes were so sad "

That she said to her pet bull 'bull, stomp 'em!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a hairy girl from dublin

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There once was a hairy girl from dublin "

who's accent was rather befuddlin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There once was a hairy girl from dublin "

Who swung as a couple with her sub, Lynne

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a hairy girl from dublin

who's accent was rather befuddlin"

She blushed at the doctors

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a hairy girl from dublin

Who swung as a couple with her sub, Lynne"

She tasted a shaven pussy

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"There once was a hairy girl from dublin

Who swung as a couple with her sub, Lynne"

She almost got brave

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"There once was a hairy girl from dublin

who's accent was rather befuddlin"

I thought she said pluck me

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"There once was a hairy girl from dublin

Who swung as a couple with her sub, Lynne

She tasted a shaven pussy "

And realised she could see

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There once was a hairy girl from dublin

who's accent was rather befuddlin

She blushed at the doctor "

who proceeded to shock her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a hairy girl from dublin

who's accent was rather befuddlin

I thought she said pluck me

When in reality she said fuck me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a hairy girl from dublin

who's accent was rather befuddlin

She blushed at the doctor

who proceeded to shock her"

Now her c*nt shines like a new pin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a hairy girl from dublin

who's accent was rather befuddlin

I thought she said pluck me

When in reality she said fuck me"

and she was so hot i was bubblin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One day I must tell you the story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of Suzy and my morning glory

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I started to poke her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And eventually woke her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But she was tired so we watched Jackanory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There was a young woman from Leicester...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young woman from Leicester..."

Had an infection which was starting to fester

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"There was a young woman from Leicester...

Had an infection which was starting to fester "

she picked off the scabs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young woman from Leicester...

Had an infection which was starting to fester

she picked off the scabs"

Found she also had crabs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young woman from Leicester...

Had an infection which was starting to fester

she picked off the scabs"

And up came my kebab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young woman from Leicester...

Had an infection which was starting to fester

she picked off the scabs

Found she also had crabs "

Now she's quarantined for a semester

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

There was a young man from Well End

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By * n zCouple over a year ago

leamington spa

"There was a young man from Well End"

Who's nose looked just like his bell end,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So when he got a cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

His nose he'd hold

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By * n zCouple over a year ago

leamington spa

And snot all over his fab friend!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There was a young girl from Skegness...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

who often was in a state of undress

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One night she got d*unk

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By *win PeaksCouple over a year ago

Northamptonshire

This isn't a limerick but made me laugh.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"

The mirror laughed then gave a grunt.

"Well it isn't you, you ugly c@#t".

Dave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One night she got d*unk"

and pulled herself a hunk

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