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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Visited me Docs today with usual aches and pains and got to see luverly Indian lady Doc...After she had talked to me she asked would I like a massage as she left room so I of course said Yes that would be nice.
Took me top off and laid on bench waiting for massage to start.
She came back in with card and asked me to put my mobile number on it so she can message me when results from previous blood tests are in...
Oh I felt like a right old plonker...How we laughed...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey    
No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...
I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number  "
No Think you just dont love me anymore...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey
No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...
I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number
No Think you just dont love me anymore...
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Aww dont be daft ill always wuv ya, now come here u big softie (((((HUG))))) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey
No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...
I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number
No Think you just dont love me anymore...
Aww dont be daft ill always wuv ya, now come here u big softie (((((HUG)))))"
Mind me Mars bar you are squashing it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey
No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...
I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number
No Think you just dont love me anymore...
Aww dont be daft ill always wuv ya, now come here u big softie (((((HUG)))))
Mind me Mars bar you are squashing it... "
Bugger the mars bar man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey
No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...
I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number
No Think you just dont love me anymore...
Aww dont be daft ill always wuv ya, now come here u big softie (((((HUG)))))
Mind me Mars bar you are squashing it...
Bugger the mars bar man "
But its all I got left outta me selection box...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey
No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...
I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number
No Think you just dont love me anymore...
Aww dont be daft ill always wuv ya, now come here u big softie (((((HUG)))))
Mind me Mars bar you are squashing it...
Bugger the mars bar man
But its all I got left outta me selection box... "
At least u got one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey
No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...
I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number
No Think you just dont love me anymore...
Aww dont be daft ill always wuv ya, now come here u big softie (((((HUG)))))
Mind me Mars bar you are squashing it...
Bugger the mars bar man
But its all I got left outta me selection box...
At least u got one "
Awww bet you got something better... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont get it...u mean they message u with test results now blimey
No to let you know they are back when it is urgent...No good to you anyway cos you never answer your phone...
I always answer my phone doctor!!! Ave u been calling me from a secret number
No Think you just dont love me anymore...
Aww dont be daft ill always wuv ya, now come here u big softie (((((HUG)))))
Mind me Mars bar you are squashing it...
Bugger the mars bar man
But its all I got left outta me selection box...
At least u got one
Awww bet you got something better... "
U xould say that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I needs a massage....
one that lasts for about an hr or more.
With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.
purely medicinal of course "
I got hands like shovels...hee hee |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I needs a massage....
one that lasts for about an hr or more.
With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.
purely medicinal of course "
Aww me peaches xxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I needs a massage....
one that lasts for about an hr or more.
With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.
purely medicinal of course
I got hands like shovels...hee hee
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oh good, you can do the garden while ya at it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I needs a massage....
one that lasts for about an hr or more.
With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.
purely medicinal of course
I got hands like shovels...hee hee "
And a mouth like a skip PMSL only jokin honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I needs a massage....
one that lasts for about an hr or more.
With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.
purely medicinal of course
Aww me peaches xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
Mwahhhhhhhh me lovely puss xxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I needs a massage....
one that lasts for about an hr or more.
With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.
purely medicinal of course
Aww me peaches xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mwahhhhhhhh me lovely puss xxxxxxxxx"
How ya feeling me lovely peaches xxxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I needs a massage....
one that lasts for about an hr or more.
With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.
purely medicinal of course
I got hands like shovels...hee hee
And a mouth like a skip PMSL only jokin honest "
Harsh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I needs a massage....
one that lasts for about an hr or more.
With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.
purely medicinal of course
I got hands like shovels...hee hee
And a mouth like a skip PMSL only jokin honest
Harsh! "
Lol i just couldnt resist xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I needs a massage....
one that lasts for about an hr or more.
With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.
purely medicinal of course
Aww me peaches xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mwahhhhhhhh me lovely puss xxxxxxxxx
How ya feeling me lovely peaches xxxxxxxxxx"
Getting there slowly hun..
But getting there non the less.
kin daytime tv is soooooo dire
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I needs a massage....
one that lasts for about an hr or more.
With warms oils and mmmmmmmm large hands.
purely medicinal of course
Aww me peaches xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mwahhhhhhhh me lovely puss xxxxxxxxx
How ya feeling me lovely peaches xxxxxxxxxx
Getting there slowly hun..
But getting there non the less.
kin daytime tv is soooooo dire
xxxxxxxxxxxxx"
Noooooooooo not daytime tv ull need extra medication for that  glad ur getting there even if it is slowly and it'll soon be summer yey |
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