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Sooo in a d*unken mess last night i managed to fall up the stairs and break my little finger. Currently sat in a+e waiting to be seen on a more positive note ive got insurance so will get £300 as a result
Whats the worst injury youve had as a result if drinking? |
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Broken toe. Was on a 4 day bank holiday bender (back in the day) went back to the pub I worked in early hours of the Monday morning to carry on after the clubs shut. Took my shoes off coz they were killing. 2 lads decided to try and throw a bucket of water over me and in my haste to get away I booted the bar. Was pretty pissed so didn't notice till next morning when I was more sober and my toe was bent and my foot was purple/black! |
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"I'm not irresponsible enough   "
Im wild when ive had a drink!
We were at a league presentation night in which we picked up three trophies!
There was a turn on and i ended up doing gangnam style on stage taking the mic off the singer and singing in the style of vic reeves  theres also video evidence! I was only planning on having a few but my mates kept slipping me sambuca |
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"I'm not irresponsible enough
Im wild when ive had a drink!
We were at a league presentation night in which we picked up three trophies!
There was a turn on and i ended up doing gangnam style on stage taking the mic off the singer and singing in the style of vic reeves theres also video evidence! I was only planning on having a few but my mates kept slipping me sambuca "
Send the video on. I could do with a laugh! |
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Many years ago my then girlfriend's back "locked" mid shag, whilst she had her ankles round my neck. She was in serious pain and couldn't straighten her back at all. We were in a tiny Holland Park studio flat and when the ambulance men arrived they had to give her gas for the pain. The neighbours got a grand view of the pretty blonde being carried out on a stretcher with her legs straight up in the air, giggling insanely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sooo in a d*unken mess last night i managed to fall up the stairs and break my little finger. Currently sat in a+e waiting to be seen on a more positive note ive got insurance so will get £300 as a result
Whats the worst injury youve had as a result if drinking? "
i think you will find insurance is void if your d*unk and have an accident  |
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"As soon as i get it ill send it. Ohhh im so embarrassed 
Ha ha. Whats more hurt? Your finger or your pride? "
Ohhh definitely my finger my pride is unrecognisable from all the debts from
Previous d*unken escapades |
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"Sooo in a d*unken mess last night i managed to fall up the stairs and break my little finger. Currently sat in a+e waiting to be seen on a more positive note ive got insurance so will get £300 as a result
Whats the worst injury youve had as a result if drinking? i think you will find insurance is void if your d*unk and have an accident "
I wont tell them that obviously lol |
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My ankle I jumped over a bonfire, pissed when we went camping and landed funny everyone was smashed and couldn't drive so I had to wait till the morning and hobble out with a crutch I made out of a branch....I looked like Gandalf but rougher  |
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"Admitting insurance fraud on a public website? What could possibly go wrong?"
If they find out, then no car,travel,life,or house insurance.
They see you as to big a risk for making a claim.
Then there is always the criminal conviction you have to contend with as well.
No bad for £300 pay day though. |
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"I'm not irresponsible enough
Im wild when ive had a drink!
We were at a league presentation night in which we picked up three trophies!
There was a turn on and i ended up doing gangnam style on stage taking the mic off the singer and singing in the style of vic reeves theres also video evidence! I was only planning on having a few but my mates kept slipping me sambuca "
Dear alcohol, we had a deal, you promised to make me smarter, sexier, and a better dancer. Well I just seen the video and we need to talk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sooo in a d*unken mess last night i managed to fall up the stairs and break my little finger. Currently sat in a+e waiting to be seen on a more positive note ive got insurance so will get £300 as a result
Whats the worst injury youve had as a result if drinking? i think you will find insurance is void if your d*unk and have an accident
I wont tell them that obviously lol"
maybe you won't but it will be in your hospital report if they request it |
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Unless they took a blood sample they can't prove you were intoxicated anyway's all they can say is you appeared to be. Just say you wasn't and its up to them to prove it. But all for the sake of 300 quid is it even worth it |
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"I got a singed hand from falling onto the edge of a bonfire, luckily my jacket got the brunt of it.
beer and fire dont mix."
I know I vomited in my mouth when I broke my ankle jumping one  |
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