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"I don’t know about treating this lady with respect but treating her with a broad spectrum antibiotic might be a good idea." |
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'Met for a play meet but had a social instead. Hope we never meet again.' |
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When she said 'sucks like a dyson' I assume that's the only use her dyson gets as her house looks like something from 'hoarders'  |
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'Met for a coffee and decided to take mine black... in case they turn the milk." |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
This lady is a real peach,,,,!!
Round and hairy,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His handle is Handsomeguy
He looked like Shrek  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
He said it would be an unforgettable meet and boy was he right! Off to induce amnesia. |
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'Turned up for a meet with this couple, but Mr had got stuck at work....' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She's named popping candy but spent the evening popping zits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turned up to meet this couple unfortunately mrs was taken ill and in hospital.said he could go without her .lol.poppyxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His handle is Handsomeguy
He looked like Shrek "
May I add that this didn't really happen.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont pass this couple by ..... RUN LIKE FUCK !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met this lovely couple for coffe took them to the cemetery for more stimulating conversation .xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont pass this couple by ..... RUN LIKE FUCK ! "
lol.i love this one .poppyxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a smile, could smash a few mirrors with that |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
Nice guy..........But you just wouldnt!!! |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
Met this nice guy at social last night, chatted briefly....spent rest of the evening avoiding him... |
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"She's named popping candy but spent the evening popping zits "
Oi! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
He took my breath away - he should have taken his away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This lady has friendly eyes and teeth like stars...
She's cross eyed.... And her teeth come out every night.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met this lovely couple for coffe took them to the cemetery for more stimulating conversation .xx"
Pmsl poppy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If Carlsberg made meets these guys would be alcohol free lager ! |
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"Dont pass this couple by ..... RUN LIKE FUCK ! "
LMAO! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If Carlsberg made meets these guys would be alcohol free lager ! "
love this one too pmsl,xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a must not meet couple . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This couple should be on everyone's not meet list |
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Any port in a storm... and in this case the port smelt like Grimsby. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You don't look at the fire pace when your poking the fire . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This couple are hotter than a vindaloo curry and smell just like the excretions that occur the next day . |
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Just one taste of this woman will keep you up all night.... vomiting.
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
Late night, last minute meet with this pair. I wish that I'd stayed in bed with my finger still up my ass, atleast it smelt better.
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
she came to the meet beautifully turned out ..... in her white dress, veil and bouquet.
she didn't quite grasp the NSA thing... |
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Sticky, messy sex and a soaked bed....... when the colostomy bag split. |
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Met this couple for a social. We won't waste time arranging a play meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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WOW what can we say about this couple ?? They were absolutely , incredibly .................Boring as fuck !! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
she had the look of a movie star
although Norman Bates's mother didn't have a lead role |
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As soon as I saw him I knew... I'd rather shit myself in the supermarket. |
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His photos didn't do him justice.... and being that ugly sure is a fucking crime! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
As soon as I saw her, I actually shit myself in the supermarket |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
it didn't even touch the sides |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She had the body of a goddess and he had a good toned 6 pack........ Shame her face was like a bga of smahed crabs and all he was packing was a button mushroom |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
Nr Chester |
The photos didn't do them justice, much better in the flesh which was clearing decaying and full of ringworm. Must meet again soon prior to being subject to quarantine and euthanasia. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He looked just like someone off the telly .crimwatch . |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
Arranged to meet up for a dogging sesh, I know they said that they weren't experienced doggers but bringing your st Bernards..... Ffs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticky, messy sex and a soaked bed....... when the colostomy bag split."
pmsl, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We informed this couple that we only soft play so turning up with a bouncy castle and moondip pool was not condusive to what we had in mind !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They say the camera never lies but its safe to say they are experts on photoshop!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fantastic couple a fantastic meet one that will go down the annals of fab history as being the most un stimulating ,boring and socially inept couple we ever had the pleasure of meeting .five minutes seemed like ten hours .if you want an all nighter experience but don't have the time to put into it .this couple will give you the experience without all the good sex that goes with it .x |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
I thought my luck was in when they said that they enjoyed dvp, I should have realised why when I walked into their house and saw all the photos of their kids. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
I went down for oral and was reminded 'why they sent canaries in first' in the old days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Body off baywatch , face off crime watch !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This meet was a mind blowing experience ,especially if your the owner of a twelve bore shot gun. Meet at your peril |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
seemed a little put out when I asked them to stay in the position that were in when they maximised camera angle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They say the camera never lies but its safe to say they are experts on photoshop!!!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He photoshopped his cock. I needed a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers x |
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Met this woman a while ago for a quick blowjob in the car and I've never been able to forget it....... 3 months of the bitch stalking me has seen to that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met this guy! what a GREAT dick!.....Head   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He photoshopped his cock. I needed a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers x"
tom thumb should have been his user name .xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We decided to meet outside the prison gates shame i didnt know he was being released that day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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had a face only a mother would love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This lovely lady said she was a model .fuck I didnt know she modelled for all the before plastic surgery gastric band shots .x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met this woman, and it was the stuff of dreams.
Nightmares, I meant nightmares! |
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Met this woman who stated that she was curveous and had a bit of meat in all the right places...Turned up to find that I would have to do some heavy lifting...to lift up the rolls of flab to find her fanny... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It was a dream meet ,it really was the real meet was fucking awful . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On returning home from the meet I shoved a pineapple up my ass, turned out to be less painful than meeting these 2!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you want a meet that shows up,looks exactly like they do in their pics ,is good at sex and you can't wait to arrange another meet again with ,don't meet this couple . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not saying this woman is old but pulled her pussy lips apart .It was like opening a cheese toastie x |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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His pictures didn't do him justice. Luckily the judge did and he's in for 3 months now for stalking.
You need to meet this guy soon! Because I've got the ties and quicklime sorted, just picking out the best place for a patio now.
I wasn't going to verify this guy so I could keep him to myself. Then I met someone better. He's all yours. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"If you want a meet that shows up,looks exactly like they do in their pics ,is good at sex and you can't wait to arrange another meet again with ,don't meet this couple . "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This couple look like film stars and have the personality to match .shame. They look like the canabalistic characters in wrong turn !, |
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"had a face only a mother would love "
a blind one at that!!!! |
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She is a willing host... good job as you wouldn't want to take her home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A shop manaquinne is more animate! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Great with their mouth. They didn't shut up all evening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When we met this couple we thought wow they look like Brad Pitt and Jenifer Aniston.
Unfortunately he was in drag and she had a beard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The mattress had more life in it than she did! |
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I'm tempted to keep this woman under wraps and all to myself..... so my mates don't take the piss out of me for fucking it. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
The whole bed was damp when we'd finished. I don't why she was crying so much though. |
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In his photos he looked quite fit, but in person he had the body of a GOD!....Budai to be precise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She was a willing host ten thousand crabs and scabies mites can vouch for that .x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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her pussy looked like a road kill |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
It was a good job that I packed my beard trimmer for the weekend getaway, I didn't think that I'd need to use them on her though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An unforgettable experience .Ten days after meeting this lovely couple our bodies are still tingling from the experience and its a meet we won't forget in a hurry .never had to visit a gum clinic so quickly after a meet before and still on the antibiotics , |
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"her pussy looked like a road kill "
*sniggers* |
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It's true what they say about fat birds being grateful.... if you bring chips. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He looked lovely till he dropped his pants,then I was suddenly transported back to an edam cheese factory I once visited in amsterdam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not saying she was fat but had to cover her in talc to find the damp bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met this lady for a social drink unfortunately this breached the terms of her ASBO and she was arrested. I hope to see her again when she is allowed back in the town centre. |
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She said she wasn't a "hardened swinger"
having met her i can now say the same thing. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
We met socially first and it was clear she was keen for more. Not sure I'll be able to go back to that Costa for a while though. |
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"not saying she was fat but had to cover her in talc to find the damp bit "
Which was confusing as the fucker wouldn't stop crying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not saying she had saggy tits but u could still suck them if u was in bunkbeds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish she'd just rudely deleted my message without reading it. The Horror. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I enjoyed the furiously fast he ride gave me. Unfortunately the local police didn't, and he'll get his licence back in 12 months. |
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Age may be just a number... but a face with more tread than a fresh set of Dumlops reminds you what an old fucker they are. |
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"not saying she was fat but had to cover her in talc to find the damp bit
Which was confusing as the fucker wouldn't stop crying."
Hahahha!!! Brilliant x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she said she was up for anything . So i got her to do my big shop and iron a couple of shirts ... will be meeting this lady again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't want to share..You can have him |
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When I arrived she was laying naked on the sofa waiting for me and I instantly knew what was going to happen next...... so I slammed my cock in the door, made my excuses and left. |
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By *orkieMan
over a year ago
Who knows |
I never forget a face but in her case I will make an exception
She had a pussy like a badly packed kebab
She complained about the size of my organ.... its more used to playing in a chapel than a cathedral
After the bukkake session her body was splattered like a plasterers radio.
It wasnt so much taking one for the team, more like the whole Premiership
Oh shit.. I didnt did I?
What else can I say about her.. which wouldnt fall foul of the Trades Descriptions Act |
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His pictures don't do him justice: but a ringing endorsement for PhotoShop Pro! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she said she was really into watersports but i dont think she really enjoyed the canoeing |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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I was looking forward to indulging in some playtime with his collection of toys. Watching him build lego houses was not exactly what I had in mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Body from Baywatch
Face from Crimewatch |
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A face that launched a 1000 ships... or was at least tided to the bottle for most of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This couple define everything that swinging isn't about . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her profile said she had transport, I wasnt expecting the wheelchair.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She asked if she could be alone to beautify herself and trim downstairs. I didn't mind as her pussy looked great after she had finished, completely fucked my Flymo though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He looked lovely till he dropped his pants,then I was suddenly transported back to an edam cheese factory I once visited in amsterdam "
Gross |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not saying she had a hairy pussy but just picture a hanging basket |
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We normally do same room stuff but for this couple we agreed to separate rooms......they were in the Ramada and we moved to the Holiday Inn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He looked lovely till he dropped his pants,then I was suddenly transported back to an edam cheese factory I once visited in amsterdam
Gross "
hey its my fav nipple lol xx |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
I couldn't believe my luck when she knocked on the door, so I shouted 'no cold callers' and slammed the door shut. Good taste in wine though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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doing her from behind she asked .Have u just cum all over my back ? i said no ive just been sick
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I couldn't believe my luck when he knocked on the door....... of the wrong house. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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Her eyes lit up when she opened her door and saw me. She was in the middle of moving some furniture and needed a hand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not saying she was ugly but her mum had to tie a bone round her neck so the dog would play with her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She loves anal and and giving blow jobs.......... unfortunately I couldn't tell which end was which! |
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I remember my mother warning me about tall handsome men, with cheeky smiles, charming chatter and only one thing on their mind - and when I met this guy began to understand why she never bothered mentioning the short fat ugly fuckers. |
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I only need 3 words to describe meeting this guy....... flatulence with lumps! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
I only wanted to share a cookie. Her hairy fecking arse took the biscuit |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
"I remember my mother warning me about tall handsome men, with cheeky smiles, charming chatter and only one thing on their mind - and when I met this guy began to understand why she never bothered mentioning the short fat ugly fuckers."
LOL |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Two words - never again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember my mother warning me about tall handsome men, with cheeky smiles, charming chatter and only one thing on their mind - and when I met this guy began to understand why she never bothered mentioning the short fat ugly fuckers.
LOL"
that tickled me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice guy but he was pushing the flump |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
I threw a stick- he didn't fetch it- I was dissapointed. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
This couple really go too far- we hope they stay there. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
This guy is living proof that Aborigines really do screw Kangaroos. |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
Met for a quick coffee.....Couldnt get out of there quick enough.. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She could talk about herself for hours without me having to say a word!
Good job really as if she'd shut up and taken the blindfold off she'd have noticed i'd left several hours earlier! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
Without imported made-in-Taiwan latex Richard Simmons life-size dolls with silicon-filled gyrating tongue, this women wouldn't have any sex life at all. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Ermintrude has a body to die for. Unfortunately, it looks like someone has set light to her face and put it out with a shovel. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
I'd like to leave them with one thought, but I'm not sure they have anywhere to put it! |
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We drank wine and laughed for ages... whilst I waited for the beer goggles to kick in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was a great meet - right up to the point I realised there were no curtains to wipe my cock on!
Fuck me - those aluminium blinds hurt!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To say this would be my best meet ever would be a lie but its one i won't forget in a hurry for all the wrong reasons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We d*unk and d*unk til she passed out then i took for the hills .sometimes it pays to ave a contingency plan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She said she had lovely curly hair and legs that went on forever..........
Reality was! She had curly teeth and walked with a lisp!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wore her like a hat, scarf and mittens. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now I know why she wanted 12 inches. Only 3 can actually pass the rolls of fat. Any shorter and you'll miss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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HAd a meet with a large lady ....ffs fart and give us a clue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was over far too soon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HAd a meet with a large lady ....ffs fart and give us a clue"
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's after meets like this that you wish there were far more time wasters on the site!  |
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He was so full of himself....it was overflowing |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Will you barstewards stop copying and pasting my verifications |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Upon applying the blindfold, dark glasses, thick canvas hood and turning the lights out - she was the spitting image of the 30 yr old porn star who's pics she had 'borrowed' for her profile! |
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He is so lovely and romantic, I feel like a Queen!! I want to marry him and have his babies! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ate her pussy with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. |
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"I ate her pussy with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. "
He was a Hannibal Lecter lookalike!! Prim and proper, educated and a fine cook! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ate her pussy with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
He was a Hannibal Lecter lookalike!! Prim and proper, educated and a fine cook! "
You've been reading my dating profile, haven't you!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a pleasure to write this verification for such a gorgeous, wonderful.....right - she's out the room - help! Please! I've been here three weeks now and I can't take anym........god she gives such fantastic blowjobs and as for her.......what are you doing with that chains........ARRRGH!!!! |
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"I ate her pussy with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
He was a Hannibal Lecter lookalike!! Prim and proper, educated and a fine cook!
You've been reading my dating profile, haven't you! "
Guilty as charged!!! Not much of a read though....need a marketing agent hun? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her profile said curvy.....she had more spare tires than the Michelin man and more chins than a Chinese phone book |
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"Her profile said curvy.....she had more spare tires than the Michelin man and more chins than a Chinese phone book"
Niiiice |
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Met this guy and to be fair he had a reasonable cock... sadly it wasn't the biggest prick in the room. |
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I can't explain just how much this guy made me laugh... but I've always found people falling down concrete steps amusing. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
If your deaf,and have no sense of smell,this is the bird for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her pussy was so hairy it looked like she had Don King in a scissor lock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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whatta gorgeous pussy she had..but it stank of fish |
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You'll get no sleep with this lady...... you'll be too scared in case the fat bitch rolls on you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we had a great nite,and by the end of it I got d*unk and shagged her anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you get the chance - don't pass this woman by!!
Make sure you hit her head on and reverse if necessary to finish the job!
Trust me - every male on site will thank you! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
Im not saying this woman is easy, but if her vagina was a video game, no one would need cheat codes. |
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Of course I met her... do you know how much it is to get in a club as a single guy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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great couple...the guy was laid back and she..well..what can I say..needs BJ skills |
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Any hole is a goal...... but I didn't expect them to be the same size. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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writing this verify even though I know the cunts will be usernolongeronsite very soon...fucking twats..do NOT meet them..save urself the hassle |
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I said "oh yeah" she said "oh yeah".
I said "mmmmmmmm nice" she said "mmmmmmmm nice".
I said "wow you are wide" she said "wow you are wide".... at which point I realised it was an echo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My profile pictures didn't do me justice. I bet it didn't if it did I wouldn't have traveled this long see Shrek! |
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