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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

the way to get up there was to drink a special bum medicine so your shits turned to liquid and shot out of your anus and the force of the runny poo ploppy wee-poo lifted you into the air so fast you flew into space?

Please don't think this thread is stupid, it's actually a REAL method NASA is developing now actually.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

how could you poo and be protected by a suit for spending time in a vacuum?

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By *ysteryboatMan  over a year ago

Brighton


"how could you poo and be protected by a suit for spending time in a vacuum?"

Space suits could be fitted with twin one-way sphincter valves ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"how could you poo and be protected by a suit for spending time in a vacuum?"

I don't know but I'm sure the eggheads at NASA have an ingenius solution to this fundamental stumbling block

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Wot, like Thunderpants?

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By *kywatcherMan  over a year ago

Southwick


"the way to get up there was to drink a special bum medicine so your shits turned to liquid and shot out of your anus and the force of the runny poo ploppy wee-poo lifted you into the air so fast you flew into space?

Please don't think this thread is stupid, it's actually a REAL method NASA is developing now actually."

I'll have some of what you're drinking...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yep, I would

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

I have no inclination to go into space and if the method of getting there was by shooting ultra sonic shit out of my back passage my inclination would be even less.

I have very little scientific knowledge but even I can see the problems with this one.

They aren't investigating a method of space travel fuelled by bull shit too are they?

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