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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to work all weekend!
It's all your fault for not giving me last weeks winning lottery numbers!
You still have time to make amends and forward me tonights by 7.15pm !  |
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"Just feel I ought to make you all aware - apparently I am the reason this site is "shite"*!
*p.s. I don't think this site is shite personally."
Why do you apparently FEEl this site is shit? I'm 100% agreeing with you here, I don't THINK this site is shite ether. I love it Xxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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can I blame you for having to get my knitting needles out to make a shawl for our unborn grandson, which in its self is not a problem but its gonna take me forever and so I will not have a life or fun or anything. so if you had told my daughter and son in law NO SHAGGING I wouldn't be knitting again.... looking forward to him being born though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck! I'm such a bad person  I'm going to go hide in a corner and cry now  "
I want to blame you for my pmt and the fact I've not fecking chocolate in the house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just feel I ought to make you all aware - apparently I am the reason this site is "shite"*!
Would anyone else like to blame something on me?
*p.s. I don't think this site is shite personally."
That's impressive if you can make a whole site shite! we would disagree its shite though and have to say thanks for this thread as it did bring a giggle and say we like your dark humour.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can I blame you for having to get my knitting needles out to make a shawl for our unborn grandson, which in its self is not a problem but its gonna take me forever and so I will not have a life or fun or anything. so if you had told my daughter and son in law NO SHAGGING I wouldn't be knitting again.... looking forward to him being born though "
Assuming this is Mrs Sexycouple posting, you are a woman and can therefore multitask! There is plenty of fun to be had without having to use YOUR hands and Im sure Mr Sexycouple would be happy to oblige you! Therefore you can have fun and continue with shawl - k1,p1,yrbn,k2tog
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" That's impressive if you can make a whole site shite! we would disagree its shite though and have to say thanks for this thread as it did bring a giggle and say we like your dark humour.
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So it's my fault you're giggling? ?  |
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"its your fault i cant get any work done as to busy perving your pics  Cover your eyes. 
ive tried that but i can still see through the gaps in my fingersPoke yourself in your eyes..... "
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ffs thats hurting like feck now you daft mare |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its your fault I'm stuffing my face with chocolate and not sticking to my diet
Self control ladies!
(She says, stood in the kitchen inhaling a sausage roll)"
Inhaling a sausage roll?
Is that just a snack or part of a rigourous training regime for other 'sausage swallowing' activities?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its your fault i cant get any work done as to busy perving your pics Cover your eyes.
ive tried that but i can still see through the gaps in my fingers"
Get back to work dad, or im telling my mum on you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" That's impressive if you can make a whole site shite! we would disagree its shite though and have to say thanks for this thread as it did bring a giggle and say we like your dark humour.
So it's my fault you're giggling? ? "
Yes but that's a good thing especially on a Friday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its your fault I'm stuffing my face with chocolate and not sticking to my diet
Self control ladies!
(She says, stood in the kitchen inhaling a sausage roll)
Inhaling a sausage roll?
Is that just a snack or part of a rigourous training regime for other 'sausage swallowing' activities? "
No calories in smelling, aleays thought it dont count if you dont swallow xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its your fault I'm stuffing my face with chocolate and not sticking to my diet Thank goodness! I did not want to say this but I can come out now
Frys peppermint cream if you fancy a bit... "
Oooo yes pls xx |
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"It's your fault my car cost nothing to get fixed - thank you!
I've rewarded you by buying some chocolate but it's your fault you are in Halifax and I will have to eat it for you. Damn!"
It's probably my fault I'm lactose intolerant anyway *sniffle* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's your fault I am trying to pack and apparently making more feckin mess than before cos I am lookin for certain things ...... Where the bloody housework fairy!!!! |
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"Just feel I ought to make you all aware - apparently I am the reason this site is "shite"*!
Would anyone else like to blame something on me?
*p.s. I don't think this site is shite personally."
it is your fault that I did not plan my morning out properly so only have time to bake one of 2 cakes needed for later before school run...how dare you!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its your fault I'm stuffing my face with chocolate and not sticking to my diet Thank goodness! I did not want to say this but I can come out now
Frys peppermint cream if you fancy a bit...
Oooo yes pls xx "
They also do a Orange one  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Its your fault I'm stuffing my face with chocolate and not sticking to my diet Thank goodness! I did not want to say this but I can come out now
Frys peppermint cream if you fancy a bit...
Oooo yes pls xx
They also do a Orange one "
I am with you on the orange one - peppermint makes skin go tingly |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
So really its your fault things break and not minxies ,,
sorry I ever doubted you minxie
I never thought it was you,, honest,, |
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"Its your fault I'm not getting any!! You've taken all the good ones! 
Don't you like bad ones
turn around and bend over!! Now
Can I get up now miss ? "
5 hours of non stop spanking should be enough!! |
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