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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Does anyone else always get in the wrong queue? I mean the shortest one where you end up taking longer to get to the front than the person at the back if the longer one?! 
Always get someone at the front of my queue fannying about! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm like that in traffic.... Get in one que in one lane... Next lane moves quicker so I skip over and then find myself stopped with nowhere to go and lane I was in previously moves faster lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else always get in the wrong queue? I mean the shortest one where you end up taking longer to get to the front than the person at the back if the longer one?!
Always get someone at the front of my queue fannying about! "
Old women in post offices, indecisive families in McD's, ultra slow 'self scanners' in Asda - and don't even get me started on the fucktard bar staff in numerous pubs across the country who have no peripheral vision and will just serve whoever has the biggest tits before me!  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else always get in the wrong queue? I mean the shortest one where you end up taking longer to get to the front than the person at the back if the longer one?!
Always get someone at the front of my queue fannying about!
Old women in post offices, indecisive families in McD's, ultra slow 'self scanners' in Asda - and don't even get me started on the fucktard bar staff in numerous pubs across the country who have no peripheral vision and will just serve whoever has the biggest tits before me! "
I knew they had a use..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else always get in the wrong queue? I mean the shortest one where you end up taking longer to get to the front than the person at the back if the longer one?!
Always get someone at the front of my queue fannying about!
Old women in post offices, indecisive families in McD's, ultra slow 'self scanners' in Asda - and don't even get me started on the fucktard bar staff in numerous pubs across the country who have no peripheral vision and will just serve whoever has the biggest tits before me! I knew they had a use..... "
The 'ol tits 'n' teeth work wonders  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else always get in the wrong queue? I mean the shortest one where you end up taking longer to get to the front than the person at the back if the longer one?!
Always get someone at the front of my queue fannying about!
Old women in post offices, indecisive families in McD's, ultra slow 'self scanners' in Asda - and don't even get me started on the fucktard bar staff in numerous pubs across the country who have no peripheral vision and will just serve whoever has the biggest tits before me! I knew they had a use.....
The 'ol tits 'n' teeth work wonders "
They sure do..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else always get in the wrong queue? I mean the shortest one where you end up taking longer to get to the front than the person at the back if the longer one?!
Always get someone at the front of my queue fannying about!
Old women in post offices, indecisive families in McD's, ultra slow 'self scanners' in Asda - and don't even get me started on the fucktard bar staff in numerous pubs across the country who have no peripheral vision and will just serve whoever has the biggest tits before me! I knew they had a use.....
The 'ol tits 'n' teeth work wonders They sure do..... "
They have many, magical uses!!! 
They should not, however, be used as a means to gazump a thirsty, stressed individual on a Friday evening after a long weeks work!
Unless you buy him a pint too - in which case - crack on and get the girls out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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this is more of a visual joke - use your imagination.
a guy walks into the sperm clinic on the hope of a few quid for a wank. he stands in the relevant queue of donors waiting his turn, looking across at the women in the receiving queue and thinking surely there is a better way than this.
after a while a really sexy woman comes in and joins the queue right behind him. not wanting the woman to embarrass herself he turns and says 'wrong queue, yours is over there'
'nndanjJKHNJMjsnh' she mumbles as the cum drips out of her mouth!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In checkouts queues I always seem to follow the numpty who completely forget they will be soon be asked to pay for their goods…….
It quite boils my piss when someone happily pack their bags before spending the next 2 minutes searching bags and pockets for their purse or wallet.
WTF is wrong with getting your money ready while your queuing……. Sheeeeeeesh,,,,
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In checkouts queues I always seem to follow the numpty who completely forget they will be soon be asked to pay for their goods…….
It quite boils my piss when someone happily pack their bags before spending the next 2 minutes searching bags and pockets for their purse or wallet.
WTF is wrong with getting your money ready while your queuing……. Sheeeeeeesh,,,,
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Same when waiting for a bus. They spend their time pacing and tutting and looking at their watch, then spend a lifetime getting their money out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In checkouts queues I always seem to follow the numpty who completely forget they will be soon be asked to pay for their goods…….
It quite boils my piss when someone happily pack their bags before spending the next 2 minutes searching bags and pockets for their purse or wallet.
WTF is wrong with getting your money ready while your queuing……. Sheeeeeeesh,,,,
Same when waiting for a bus. They spend their time pacing and tutting and looking at their watch, then spend a lifetime getting their money out! "
Buswanker!!! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"In checkouts queues I always seem to follow the numpty who completely forget they will be soon be asked to pay for their goods…….
It quite boils my piss when someone happily pack their bags before spending the next 2 minutes searching bags and pockets for their purse or wallet.
WTF is wrong with getting your money ready while your queuing……. Sheeeeeeesh,,,,
Same when waiting for a bus. They spend their time pacing and tutting and looking at their watch, then spend a lifetime getting their money out!
Buswanker!!! "
shhhhhhh he is not here now |
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