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I put a spell on you....

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

Which forumite would you put a spell on and what would it be. For fun write out the spell in a rhyme (they all seem to be in rhymes)

Just watched the craft....have come over all dark magic

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Which forumite would you put a spell on and what would it be. For fun write out the spell in a rhyme (they all seem to be in rhymes)

Just watched the craft....have come over all dark magic

"
How dark can the spell be.....?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

As long as its not on me and doesn't break any forum rules......as dark as you want.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about a hex?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Eye of Newt, Cock of Toad....bollock of Bison which will explode.

Tooth of mammoth, foot of Shrek....come up north Gentlemen Ben By eck...........

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"What about a hex?

Again.....as long as its not on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wave your Hitachi (Magic) Wands and say together...

"Izzy Whizzy, Lets Get Jizzy!"

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Eye of Newt, Cock of Toad....bollock of Bison which will explode.

Tooth of mammoth, foot of Shrek....come up north Gentlemen Ben By eck...........

You're a nutter

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By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

Keep them coming

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Eye of Newt, Cock of Toad....bollock of Bison which will explode.

Tooth of mammoth, foot of Shrek....come up north Gentlemen Ben By eck...........

You're a nutter

"
I try my best.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would put a glamour on a cute devon based lady we all love.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I would put a glamour on a cute devon based lady we all love. "
You have to do a rhyme!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Knob of seagull, tongue of lizard but don't look like Eddie Izzard....vagina of bat, breasts of gorilla....Il meet you all but only vanilla.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I would put a glamour on a cute devon based lady we all love. "

You mean she's not glamorous enough for you already?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Spells don't have to rhyme

But for sex

I'd weave a hex

To grant myself more time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The pressure to make it rhyme!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ear of Debbie

Toe of Frank

Nipple of Sharon

Shoulder of Hank

Now where is Femme

For my soapy tit wank

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Ear of Debbie

Toe of Frank

Nipple of Sharon

Shoulder of Hank

Now where is Femme

For my soapy tit wank

Instead of the plebeian 'soapy tit wank', you could have said 'sodium stearate mammary gland masturbation'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ear of Debbie

Toe of Frank

Nipple of Sharon

Shoulder of Hank

Now where is Femme

For my soapy tit wank

Instead of the plebeian 'soapy tit wank', you could have said 'sodium stearate mammary gland masturbation' "

I could have, but I am not pretentious.... and masturbation does not rhyme with Hank

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Gentleman Ben you smooth talking bastard.

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