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"...... the first kiss or the first fart? "1st kiss as fart breaks the ice | |||
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"The first kiss can be just a kiss, no pressure..the first fart is unmistakable...." Especially if its a silent but deadly one?  | |||
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"The first kiss can be just a kiss, no pressure..the first fart is unmistakable....Especially if its a silent but deadly one? "and you BOTH know...lol..  | |||
"That awkward double whammy of moving in for the first kiss and finding the movement releases an unexpected, noisy fart." The two could well happen together!  | |||
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"Have you noticed it's only women commenting so far on this thread! ? "Pardon me when did i become a woman?  haha | |||
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"I'm Polish, eat a lot of cabbage and pork so farts happen all the time!.... "ummm very appealing ....  | |||
"I'm Polish, eat a lot of cabbage and pork so farts happen all the time!.... "Porky Farts..... | |||
"do fanny farts count? lol "If they are noisy and smell ...yes!! | |||
"Kiss... I fart all the time "All the time??? | |||
"do fanny farts count? lol If they are noisy and smell ...yes!! "omg lol | |||
"Kiss... I fart all the time "You and miss cheekychops would make a great meet! Lol | |||
"do fanny farts count? lol If they are noisy and smell ...yes!!
omg lol "They dont usually.... | |||
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"Women don't fart they fluff and that would be more awkward " I don't fluff...I fart. | |||
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"Nah I find the first time you take a number 2 at there's worse. Especially if they don't have air freshner in there loo "The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath. | |||
"Nah I find the first time you take a number 2 at there's worse. Especially if they don't have air freshner in there loo The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath. "Eeewwwww.... Why would ya take a dump in a bath...??? | |||
"Nah I find the first time you take a number 2 at there's worse. Especially if they don't have air freshner in there loo The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath.
Eeewwwww.... Why would ya take a dump in a bath...??? "Pedantic as ever Euro..... | |||
"Nah I find the first time you take a number 2 at there's worse. Especially if they don't have air freshner in there loo The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath.
Eeewwwww.... Why would ya take a dump in a bath...??? Pedantic as ever Euro..... "So your happy to do it in the shower then | |||
"Nah I find the first time you take a number 2 at there's worse. Especially if they don't have air freshner in there loo The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath.
Eeewwwww.... Why would ya take a dump in a bath...??? Pedantic as ever Euro.....
So your happy to do it in the shower then "Ive never pooed, but I have done a wee wee...but never in company.... | |||
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"The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath. "....ahh the point where the magic is over and real life settles in! | |||
"The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath.
....ahh the point where the magic is over and real life settles in!"The magic is over when you both stop trying and become complacent...not when you need to take a shit or fart. | |||
"Nah I find the first time you take a number 2 at there's worse. Especially if they don't have air freshner in there loo The real proper ice breaker is taking a dump whilst they are in the shower/bath.
Eeewwwww.... Why would ya take a dump in a bath...??? Pedantic as ever Euro..... "She quipped... Neatly sidestepping an answer.... | |||
"...... the first kiss or the first fart? "A fart if I am kissing her fanny!  | |||
"...... the first kiss or the first fart? "the first fart when your kissing someone for the first time | |||
"...... the first kiss or the first fart?
the first fart when your kissing someone for the first time "Ive never done that. | |||
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"A bad kiss on a meet can be offset against other things but a bad fart and for me its all over." Depends how toxic it is....  | |||
"First pump, kissing is easy, holding a pump is can be so painful!!! "I can do 60 pumps per minute. Imagine my situation. | |||
"A bad kiss on a meet can be offset against other things but a bad fart and for me its all over.Depends how toxic it is.... "If you can smell it it's toxic and if I hear it first I'm gone! | |||
"First pump, kissing is easy, holding a pump is can be so painful!!!
I can do 60 pumps per minute. Imagine my situation. "Kinell..its a wonder you don't spontaneously combust! | |||
"First pump, kissing is easy, holding a pump is can be so painful!!!
I can do 60 pumps per minute. Imagine my situation. "Do they light up?  | |||
"First pump, kissing is easy, holding a pump is can be so painful!!!
I can do 60 pumps per minute. Imagine my situation.
Do they light up? "As in glow in the dark? | |||
"First pump, kissing is easy, holding a pump is can be so painful!!!
I can do 60 pumps per minute. Imagine my situation.
Do they light up?
As in glow in the dark? "Only with practice. | |||
"First pump, kissing is easy, holding a pump is can be so painful!!!
I can do 60 pumps per minute. Imagine my situation.
Do they light up?
As in glow in the dark?
Only with practice. "Great party piece! | |||
"...... the first kiss or the first fart? "A mouth fart AKA burp while kissing ewwww. | |||
"...... the first kiss or the first fart?
A mouth fart AKA burp while kissing ewwww. "You dirty bugger. | |||
"You dirty bugger. "Nooooo I've never done that or intend to either. I was just emphasizing how significantly more disgusting that is as opposed to a fart ...that I could live with. Bad kissing..maybe I could live with that too..but do not under any circumstances burp in my mouth.
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"You dirty bugger.
Nooooo I've never done that or intend to either.
I was just emphasizing how significantly more disgusting that is as opposed to a fart ...that I could live with.
Bad kissing..maybe I could live with that too..but do not under any circumstances burp in my mouth.
Muahaha!"Ok I promise I wont.....just don't feed me beer | |||
"Ok I promise I wont.....just don't feed me beer "Bens last post of the night then shut eye. The very thought of distinct Beer flavored belch whilst kissing makes kissing someone after they have partially eaten a packet of crisps and not entirely swallowed all the bits, whilst kissing fairly tolerable. That happened to me once many moons ago and has left a vivid mental scar in my head.
Night people.
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