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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok its come to my attention, that many males struggle to find the perfect pose for a pic.
Whilst I'm admittedly biased and only desire the female form, I believe the ladies naturally have the ability to slip into a sexy pose whilst not appearing awkward.
Men seem to get all awkward...lets slip two rolls of carpet under my arms and puff chest out....swing me privates between me legs like a plucked chicken, or the classic stand by something macho like a motor bike or helicopter and hopefully I will look well hard ?
I've been as guilty as the next man, so any thoughts....light hearted of course !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's all about the dinosaur cock pics bro! 
Triceracocks?
No there was just one."
We don't mind about faces and silly poses as long as you have a butt like this  |
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" Ok its come to my attention, that many males struggle to find the perfect pose for a pic.
Whilst I'm admittedly biased and only desire the female form, I believe the ladies naturally have the ability to slip into a sexy pose whilst not appearing awkward.
Men seem to get all awkward...lets slip two rolls of carpet under my arms and puff chest out....swing me privates between me legs like a plucked chicken, or the classic stand by something macho like a motor bike or helicopter and hopefully I will look well hard ?
I've been as guilty as the next man, so any thoughts....light hearted of course !
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Bring your camera sexy! I'll make you feel comfortable for your photo shoot  |
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"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated! 
If you didn't have yours what would i perv over
The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..  "
Fantasize more like...  |
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"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!
If you didn't have yours what would i perv over
The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..
Fantasize more like... "
Have glow bands replaced doughnuts as a cock measuring device  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!
If you didn't have yours what would i perv over
The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..
Fantasize more like...
Have glow bands replaced doughnuts as a cock measuring device "
Nope - that'll never happen! 
However - when playing 'hoop-la' in the dark they do come in handy!
And if you manage to get five rings over - there's a prize!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!
If you didn't have yours what would i perv over
The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..
Fantasize more like...
Have glow bands replaced doughnuts as a cock measuring device "
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"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!
If you didn't have yours what would i perv over
The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..
Fantasize more like...
Have glow bands replaced doughnuts as a cock measuring device
Nope - that'll never happen!
However - when playing 'hoop-la' in the dark they do come in handy!
And if you manage to get five rings over - there's a prize!! "
If it can take 5 rings it's a myth... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!
If you didn't have yours what would i perv over
The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..
Fantasize more like...
Have glow bands replaced doughnuts as a cock measuring device
Nope - that'll never happen!
However - when playing 'hoop-la' in the dark they do come in handy!
And if you manage to get five rings over - there's a prize!!
If it can take 5 rings it's a myth..."
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"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!
If you didn't have yours what would i perv over
The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..
Fantasize more like...
Have glow bands replaced doughnuts as a cock measuring device
Nope - that'll never happen!
However - when playing 'hoop-la' in the dark they do come in handy!
And if you manage to get five rings over - there's a prize!!
If it can take 5 rings it's a myth...
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Ok ok! I'll fall for it....what''s the prize?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think pictures on profiles are unnecessary and over-rated!
If you didn't have yours what would i perv over
The neon lights! I think he's trying to hypnotise us..
Fantasize more like...
Have glow bands replaced doughnuts as a cock measuring device
Nope - that'll never happen!
However - when playing 'hoop-la' in the dark they do come in handy!
And if you manage to get five rings over - there's a prize!!
If it can take 5 rings it's a myth..."
I counted nine on Obi's at least |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I would use the sky remote for size comparison but its down the back of the sofa....Mmm upside down legs in air, reaching for sky remote ...composition idea ! |
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" I would use the sky remote for size comparison but its down the back of the sofa....Mmm upside down legs in air, reaching for sky remote ...composition idea ! "
Hahaha!! Now that's a shot I'd want to see....I like pics that make me sit back in my chair and ponder ....before I know it 2 hours have passed!
Most importantly, they have to leave something to my imagination...too much on display and I will probably move on if the profile does not capture my attention. |
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