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over a year ago
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Yo peeps. Right, can u help me wiv my profile innit?
Dis is wat I'm gunna say...
"I have a well big cock. I lick you for a week without stoppin. I'm a heavy cummer and I can do it ten times night. I is not bi but I will suck cock in da rite place.
U babes ain't ad cock til u av had mine. Cum on and meet my meat, bitches. I gunna fuk u til u br8k in half, like."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yo peeps. Right, can u help me wiv my profile innit?
Dis is wat I'm gunna say...
"I have a well big cock. I lick you for a week without stoppin. I'm a heavy cummer and I can do it ten times night. I is not bi but I will suck cock in da rite place.
U babes ain't ad cock til u av had mine. Cum on and meet my meat, bitches. I gunna fuk u til u br8k in half, like."
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Classy!!
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"You'll not struggle with text like that - however you may struggle to pass this weeks Year 6 SATs exams! Hehe  
Is da sat like a sex test innit?"
Erm not exactly lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You'll not struggle with text like that - however you may struggle to pass this weeks Year 6 SATs exams! Hehe
Is da sat like a sex test innit?
Erm not exactly lol. "
Wot isit den? |
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"You'll not struggle with text like that - however you may struggle to pass this weeks Year 6 SATs exams! Hehe
Is da sat like a sex test innit?
Erm not exactly lol.
Wot isit den?"
is like where da satelittes at init guy ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'll not struggle with text like that - however you may struggle to pass this weeks Year 6 SATs exams! Hehe
Is da sat like a sex test innit?
Erm not exactly lol.
Wot isit den?
is like where da satelittes at init guy ??"
U is talking my langwhij man. Wanna meat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You'll not struggle with text like that - however you may struggle to pass this weeks Year 6 SATs exams! Hehe
Is da sat like a sex test innit?
Erm not exactly lol.
Wot isit den?
is like where da satelittes at init guy ??
U is talking my langwhij man. Wanna meat?"
Nah man i is good already eats the shnizzle init blood  |
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"You'll not struggle with text like that - however you may struggle to pass this weeks Year 6 SATs exams! Hehe
Is da sat like a sex test innit?
Erm not exactly lol.
Wot isit den?"
It's known as the Spag test... just don't look up spag in the urban dictionary. |
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"You'll not struggle with text like that - however you may struggle to pass this weeks Year 6 SATs exams! Hehe
Is da sat like a sex test innit?
Erm not exactly lol.
Wot isit den?
It's known as the Spag test... just don't look up spag in the urban dictionary."
I av dat wiv Bol. |
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"Yo peeps. Right, can u help me wiv my profile innit?
Dis is wat I'm gunna say...
"I have a well big cock. I lick you for a week without stoppin. I'm a heavy cummer and I can do it ten times night. I is not bi but I will suck cock in da rite place.
U babes ain't ad cock til u av had mine. Cum on and meet my meat, bitches. I gunna fuk u til u br8k in half, like."
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You're a bad bad bad man  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yo peeps. Right, can u help me wiv my profile innit?
Dis is wat I'm gunna say...
"I have a well big cock. I lick you for a week without stoppin. I'm a heavy cummer and I can do it ten times night. I is not bi but I will suck cock in da rite place.
U babes ain't ad cock til u av had mine. Cum on and meet my meat, bitches. I gunna fuk u til u br8k in half, like."
You're a bad bad bad man "
Non. Je suis un good man wiv big cok for da babes
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over a year ago
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"Oh dear do I know you? 
U is wel fit Hun. Wanna fuk?
In your dreams 
Oh come on Julie he is a catch "
I is more dan a catch. Me spunk long time on da face. |
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Totally emoshe! Amaze balls, man. Isn't it? Isn't it, though? Like, he uses txt spk and that. And like, none o' them vowels an' shit. An' he is well fit, blud. Know what I am meanin', like? Respect for sho', Know what I mean and shit? For real or something like that. And he is all, like ..,..just get straight to the point , man ..or whatever. Like .. No messing and stuff cos otherwise that would be abuse wouldn't it? And against your human rights, bruv. And like, this is me, like to this guy ..Youre well up for it and like this is him saying Yeah, bruv cos I am. And it's only my dad who uses long words and shit. And this is me saying Yeah man...who needs loads of letters and crap...
To summarise then:
Your profile either puts Sacha Baron Cohen characterisations to shame.
Or
You really were the inspiration for Ali G.
Either way...well done, Sir |
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"Totally emoshe! Amaze balls, man. Isn't it? Isn't it, though? Like, he uses txt spk and that. And like, none o' them vowels an' shit. An' he is well fit, blud. Know what I am meanin', like? Respect for sho', Know what I mean and shit? For real or something like that. And he is all, like ..,..just get straight to the point , man ..or whatever. Like .. No messing and stuff cos otherwise that would be abuse wouldn't it? And against your human rights, bruv. And like, this is me, like to this guy ..Youre well up for it and like this is him saying Yeah, bruv cos I am. And it's only my dad who uses long words and shit. And this is me saying Yeah man...who needs loads of letters and crap...
To summarise then:
Your profile either puts Sacha Baron Cohen characterisations to shame.
Or
You really were the inspiration for Ali G.
Either way...well done, Sir "
Cheers babe. You is well fit. |
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Like. I know I is fit most andard, man. Like I have a profile. With pictures on it and shit like that. And I get these guys, yeah? And they look at my photos and that well I was like, Oh my god! Who's this guy looking at my photo and that. They must be be well gay or something. So Im cussing them bad. And thing is, they can't stop me cussing them because ai have this, like hyperactivity disorder-I've got a note for that and everything. And these guys they do sounds well bent and shit. Isn't it though?
Who needs face to face interaction when we can all go Neanderthal. In fact. I shall give you a Forum Nicknname. ....Neil.
Neil Anderthal.
Back of the net!  |
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