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Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..
What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?
Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...
What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???
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By *ust_RedWoman
over a year ago
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"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..
What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?
Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...
What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???
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In my experience a guy who can kiss is going to be a good partner in bed! |
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I saw the title of this thread and actually thought "WTF!!!" - wondering if people had honestly moved on from window licking to other more slightly disturbing displays of weirdness!
I'm now actually very relieved!!
Oh - and no - i've never snogged my own hand!
*Fucked it a few times - but never snogged it!  |
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"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..
What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?
Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...
What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???
In my experience a guy who can kiss is going to be a good partner in bed! "
and a guy who doesn't kiss well isn't going to be...I love kissing...it is such an important part of the encounter for me.. |
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"I saw the title of this thread and actually thought "WTF!!!" - wondering if people had honestly moved on from window licking to other more slightly disturbing displays of weirdness!
I'm now actually very relieved!!
Oh - and no - i've never snogged my own hand!
*Fucked it a few times - but never snogged it! "
But do you kiss like a washing machine?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..
What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?
Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...
What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???
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Tonsil ticklers need not apply eh!  |
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"I saw the title of this thread and actually thought "WTF!!!" - wondering if people had honestly moved on from window licking to other more slightly disturbing displays of weirdness!
I'm now actually very relieved!!
Oh - and no - i've never snogged my own hand!
*Fucked it a few times - but never snogged it!
But do you kiss like a washing machine??"
No he doesn't! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw the title of this thread and actually thought "WTF!!!" - wondering if people had honestly moved on from window licking to other more slightly disturbing displays of weirdness!
I'm now actually very relieved!!
Oh - and no - i've never snogged my own hand!
*Fucked it a few times - but never snogged it!
But do you kiss like a washing machine??"
Don't think so! 
I certainly don't foam at the mouth when kissing - or make banging and rattling noises if i've left some loose change in my jeans!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..
What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?
Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...
What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???
"
guys don't have the monopoly on poor kisses ... no tongues either way unless invited and I prefer tongue action to be limited to gentle touches of the inner lips and opposition's tongue. Anything past the teeth is deemed to be assault  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its the Dyson hoover kissers that i worry about though! You know the ones, they try to suck your tongue from its mooring and ends up numb! "
I had a meet once suck my tongue - it was quite honestly the strangest thing I've ever had done! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its the Dyson hoover kissers that i worry about though! You know the ones, they try to suck your tongue from its mooring and ends up numb!
I had a meet once suck my tongue - it was quite honestly the strangest thing I've ever had done! "
I was totally unprepared for it! I think she got mixed up with what she was sucking! Either that she wanted it bigger for the oral! Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In the words of Steve Winwood, taken from Kissing with Confodence:
Do you want to kiss this person? then be honest - what is keeping you from kissing with confidence? worries. some of them can be put to rest if you ask yourself a few simple questions before kissing.
Is your breath fresh?
Do your have spinach on your teeth?
Is your deodorant strong enough?
You may also find yourself worrying about what will happen once you are in the act of kissing. will your stomach growl? will your braces lock? will you be able to prolong the kiss and still breathe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its the Dyson hoover kissers that i worry about though! You know the ones, they try to suck your tongue from its mooring and ends up numb!
I had a meet once suck my tongue - it was quite honestly the strangest thing I've ever had done!
I was totally unprepared for it! I think she got mixed up with what she was sucking! Either that she wanted it bigger for the oral! Lol."
I tried really hard not to do a "what the fuck" face! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once kissing a girl and she thought it was sexy to bite my bottom lip, not nibble properly bite and then pull on it like she was trying to chew it off, silly wench drew blood, needless to say that didn't go much further,
For me it's not a good kiss unless the lady is choking on my tongue lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its the Dyson hoover kissers that i worry about though! You know the ones, they try to suck your tongue from its mooring and ends up numb!
I had a meet once suck my tongue - it was quite honestly the strangest thing I've ever had done!
I was totally unprepared for it! I think she got mixed up with what she was sucking! Either that she wanted it bigger for the oral! Lol.
I tried really hard not to do a "what the fuck" face! "
I was too busy trying to pull her face away off mine! Lol. Reminded me of that scene from dumb n dumber! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its the Dyson hoover kissers that i worry about though! You know the ones, they try to suck your tongue from its mooring and ends up numb!
I had a meet once suck my tongue - it was quite honestly the strangest thing I've ever had done!
I was totally unprepared for it! I think she got mixed up with what she was sucking! Either that she wanted it bigger for the oral! Lol.
I tried really hard not to do a "what the fuck" face!
I was too busy trying to pull her face away off mine! Lol. Reminded me of that scene from dumb n dumber! "
Haha, maybe your meet should meet my meet, they'd get on I think! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its the Dyson hoover kissers that i worry about though! You know the ones, they try to suck your tongue from its mooring and ends up numb!
I had a meet once suck my tongue - it was quite honestly the strangest thing I've ever had done!
I was totally unprepared for it! I think she got mixed up with what she was sucking! Either that she wanted it bigger for the oral! Lol.
I tried really hard not to do a "what the fuck" face!
I was too busy trying to pull her face away off mine! Lol. Reminded me of that scene from dumb n dumber!
Haha, maybe your meet should meet my meet, they'd get on I think! Haha"
Lol. Now i've got a picture of two snakes intertwining in my head! |
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By *ust_RedWoman
over a year ago
birmingham |
"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..
What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?
Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...
What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???
guys don't have the monopoly on poor kisses ... no tongues either way unless invited and I prefer tongue action to be limited to gentle touches of the inner lips and opposition's tongue. Anything past the teeth is deemed to be assault "
A mouthful of someone elses tongue is in no way sexy! |
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"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..
What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?
Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...
What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???
guys don't have the monopoly on poor kisses ... no tongues either way unless invited and I prefer tongue action to be limited to gentle touches of the inner lips and opposition's tongue. Anything past the teeth is deemed to be assault
A mouthful of someone elses tongue is in no way sexy!"
Mouthfuls should come MUCH later... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See again this a case of each to their own.
I (minky) love hard wet kisses, tongues are a must, tongue sucking and lip biting always welcome.
just follow the golden rule, if you don't like what someone is doing ....tell them to stop or do it differently. |
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"See again this a case of each to their own.
I (minky) love hard wet kisses, tongues are a must, tongue sucking and lip biting always welcome.
just follow the golden rule, if you don't like what someone is doing ....tell them to stop or do it differently."
It is the tongue rammed in (at first kiss stage) and the round and round washing cycle...Like a food mixer almost lol.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..
What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?
Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...
What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???
guys don't have the monopoly on poor kisses ... no tongues either way unless invited and I prefer tongue action to be limited to gentle touches of the inner lips and opposition's tongue. Anything past the teeth is deemed to be assault
A mouthful of someone elses tongue is in no way sexy!
Mouthfuls should come MUCH later... "
Nothing wrong with a nice mouthful... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the words of Steve Winwood, taken from Kissing with Confodence:
Do you want to kiss this person? then be honest - what is keeping you from kissing with confidence? worries. some of them can be put to rest if you ask yourself a few simple questions before kissing.
Is your breath fresh?
Do your have spinach on your teeth?
Is your deodorant strong enough?
You may also find yourself worrying about what will happen once you are in the act of kissing. will your stomach growl? will your braces lock? will you be able to prolong the kiss and still breathe? "
Not Steve Winwood but Will Powers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social 
ahhh so that's a social
Coffee and cake = a snog "
Not after a coffee. Mint first x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social
ahhh so that's a social
Coffee and cake = a snog
Not after a coffee. Mint first x"
Who said I was kissing you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social
ahhh so that's a social
Coffee and cake = a snog "
and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'
... mind you, no real need for the cake,
.... or the coffee |
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"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social
ahhh so that's a social
Coffee and cake = a snog
and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'
... mind you, no real need for the cake,
.... or the coffee "
I hate to say it - but you're easy...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social
ahhh so that's a social
Coffee and cake = a snog
and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'
... mind you, no real need for the cake,
.... or the coffee "
Cheeky sod raflmao I'm hard not easy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social
ahhh so that's a social
Coffee and cake = a snog
and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'
... mind you, no real need for the cake,
.... or the coffee
I hate to say it - but you're easy... "
why hate the fact? It's possibly my most endearing feature |
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"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social
ahhh so that's a social
Coffee and cake = a snog
and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'
... mind you, no real need for the cake,
.... or the coffee
I hate to say it - but you're easy...
why hate the fact? It's possibly my most endearing feature "
I may be able to see a more endearing one from here....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social
ahhh so that's a social
Coffee and cake = a snog
and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'
... mind you, no real need for the cake,
.... or the coffee
Cheeky sod raflmao I'm hard not easy "
... and cheek is possibly my third most endearing feature |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social
ahhh so that's a social
Coffee and cake = a snog
and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'
... mind you, no real need for the cake,
.... or the coffee
Cheeky sod raflmao I'm hard not easy
... and cheek is possibly my third most endearing feature "
And what a nice cheek it is |
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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago
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"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..
What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?
Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...
What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???
In my experience a guy who can kiss is going to be a good partner in bed! "
What about women ??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't stand it if someone sucks on your tongue hard or bites and chews your lips. It's one of the reasons I keep a wet kipper in my pocket. "
I shall remember that one |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..
What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?
Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...
What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???
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Wow - I look at my Bosch in a completely different way now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one like that a couple of months ago and OMG thank god it was only a social
ahhh so that's a social
Coffee and cake = a snog
and I thought it was just me that was 'that easy'
... mind you, no real need for the cake,
.... or the coffee
Cheeky sod raflmao I'm hard not easy
... and cheek is possibly my third most endearing feature
And what a nice cheek it is "
Thank you x .... but you should know that we're all like this in Stockport
... that and easy |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
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"I saw the title of this thread and actually thought "WTF!!!" - wondering if people had honestly moved on from window licking to other more slightly disturbing displays of weirdness!
I'm now actually very relieved!!
Oh - and no - i've never snogged my own hand!
*Fucked it a few times - but never snogged it! "
Whatever happened to romance and foreplay?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The tongue is the mouth is just a small part of a truly great kiss, its also about the lip licking/nibbling, faces touching and nose to nose x
Sounds yummy "
Thankyou, its nice to see some people still appreciate the value of a good quality smacker |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't stand it if someone sucks on your tongue hard or bites and chews your lips. It's one of the reasons I keep a wet kipper in my pocket. "
What are the other reasons? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now I appreciate it is not Thursday, only Monday but I NEED a rant..
What is it with guys who kiss as though they are some kind of washing machine?
Mouth open, ram tongue down as far as he can, back out and then round and round and round..it all changes direction and goes t'other way...
What is so hard about a nice sensual kiss that some guys just don't get???? Didn't they do that practice on the back of their hands thing???
In my experience a guy who can kiss is going to be a good partner in bed!
and a guy who doesn't kiss well isn't going to be...I love kissing...it is such an important part of the encounter for me.."
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