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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This has more than likely been done before , but I don't care, so there.
What foods are best to avoid before swinging ?.
I only ask as I am wishing than my van had those little oxygen masks that drop down when an aeroplane depressurises so I could at least breath as the cabbage from yesterday makes its odious presence known, as I try to furiously unwind my window with the knob fallen off the winder.
It would be a tad indelicate if I was to involuntarily let rip whilst enjoying a little fellitio as the lady may not enjoy either the noise , smell or sight of ones bottom hole resonating at close range.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Avoid sauerkraut at all costs unless you're used to consuming it! The addition of a bay leaf or two during cooking will reduce and odious emmissions....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We used to have a version of that when I worked in Denmark , if I had it at lunch time I would be crippled by four o'clock unable to move because stomach pains whilst making the sounds of a distressed dirigible . |
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We were with a nice couple this last Saturday evening in a Travelodge.
We had met in a local hostelry before hand and were drinking in the room so one of us would scuttle off to the loo now and again.
Mrs J scuttled off at one point to have a wee and a discreet trump but unfortunately Travelodge bathrooms seem to be built along the lines of an echo chamber , discreet it was not.
The resulting crescendo startled us on the bed and damn near set the car alarms off in the car park in front of the room.
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