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First thing you do when you wake up?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am always waking up with a raging you know and always check fab which just make me hornier lol. What do you?
Is it just us men who are so horny in the morning? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"check my phone and check my cock is still there"
So is your phone more important to you than your cock? If you had to sacrifice one is your phone staying  |
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Check the time.
Mumble to myself about the fact it's far too early to be up but my son doesn't seem to think so.
Go to the loo
Get kiddo a cup of milk.
Put the kettle on.
Stick a DVD on for my lad in my room and snuggle up with him in my bed for an hour till its an acceptable time to get up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"check my phone and check my cock is still there
So is your phone more important to you than your cock? If you had to sacrifice one is your phone staying "
Oddly, yes. Phone first, cock second |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Say bollocks and hit the snooze button.
My record for hitting the snooze button is 14 times 
crystal"
Ha ha when i was younger i used to be really bad for this so moved my alarm clock to the over side of the room so would get up. So used to have a stick i could reach it with to still press it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Say bollocks and hit the snooze button.
My record for hitting the snooze button is 14 times
crystal
Ha ha when i was younger i used to be really bad for this so moved my alarm clock to the over side of the room so would get up. So used to have a stick i could reach it with to still press it lol"
I glued pins onto my snooze button in an attempt to stop myself using it... I ended up pricking myself, getting upset with it and throwing it across the bedroom!
I was late that day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Say bollocks and hit the snooze button.
My record for hitting the snooze button is 14 times
crystal
Ha ha when i was younger i used to be really bad for this so moved my alarm clock to the over side of the room so would get up. So used to have a stick i could reach it with to still press it lol
I glued pins onto my snooze button in an attempt to stop myself using it... I ended up pricking myself, getting upset with it and throwing it across the bedroom!
I was late that day "
ha ha i gave up on it. weird now i wake up with out fail at half six which is even more annoying lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Reach for the dildo  its not just men!!
Very naughty.
I have to start the day with a play lol
A Bambi point for you hot stuff! "
Woho what do i get for a bambi point  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Straight to the garage to get on the weights, then to my sauna. (If I'm alone)
Otherwise flip the pillow to cold side and snuggle back up with the sexy lady who agreed to stay.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always wake up alone as Ju goes to work early.
First thing I do is stick a news channel on and press pause.
While I'm doing my ablutions I'll check my emails and suchlike then I'm on Fab.
Bowl of crunchynuts while I watch the news and skip adverts.
Shower then work.
If this routine is broken then my whole day can be ruined. |
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"Reach for the dildo its not just men!!
Very naughty.
I have to start the day with a play lol
A Bambi point for you hot stuff!
Woho what do i get for a bambi point "
It might involve...the underside of...a desk? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reach for the dildo its not just men!!
Very naughty.
I have to start the day with a play lol
A Bambi point for you hot stuff!
Woho what do i get for a bambi point
It might involve...the underside
of...a desk?"
Wish I was under that desk.xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Reach for the dildo its not just men!!
Very naughty.
I have to start the day with a play lol
A Bambi point for you hot stuff!
Woho what do i get for a bambi point
It might involve...the underside of...a desk?"
Lol only room for you under here lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Normally say something like... "Are you fucking joking!?!" Then close my eyes again for a few minutes.
This morning my outburst was... "Are you taking the piss? I've only just closed my eyes!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Check my phone, readjust my ponytail, put my specs on, go to loo, make tea!
no idea why always thought of you as having really short hair"
Its just sitting on my shoulders now so long enough for a ponytail |
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