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By *o-j OP Couple
over a year ago
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Just been chatting to a very sexy lady on here and weirdly enough the chat quite quickly turned to cocks , what we think is needed is a standardised unit of size for them .
So what should it be a can which most people will be able to get hold of ( and no cheating and using one of those mini ones ) . A sky remote which not everyone has to hand ( oh er ) fruit comes in verious sizes so not much of an indicator .
Has anyone else got any other ideas ?
Just trying to help us girls ..
Jo xxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about the metric system - or the Imperial system if you wish to go old school?
Then instructions on where to measure from would need to be clear "
Well, so would where to place the deodorant can / beverage bottle / remote control.
I mean some may just ram in hard into the scrotum to give the appearance of extra length. |
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By *o-j OP Couple
over a year ago
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"sky remote.. if hes bigger than that he wont get lost in my tits  just done the sky remote test darl and im afraid tits and lost spring to mind xx"
And he cant change channel now .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thinking whats wrong with a tape measure if your that bothered  "
Or even your hands!
If you grab it and can't see it - not good!
If you can't get your fingers all the way round........... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK this is going to sound pissy but fuck it... There are some women who quite frankly have fannies like buckets and there are some women who don't. There are some men with small cocks, some with medium and some with large... What really matters is that the two people fornicating are having a good time, nothing else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK this is going to sound pissy but fuck it... There are some women who quite frankly have fannies like buckets and there are some women who don't. There are some men with small cocks, some with medium and some with large... What really matters is that the two people fornicating are having a good time, nothing else. "
Couldn't have put it better myself, it's all in the chemistry for me xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pint glass - if a cock can reach the bottom without forcing, then the cocks a big'un."
Are we talking standard pint glass?
One of those really shallow bowl glasses like the Stella Cidre ones?
Or the really optimistic, tall Peroni glasses?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just been chatting to a very sexy lady on here and weirdly enough the chat quite quickly turned to cocks , what we think is needed is a standardised unit of size for them .
So what should it be a can which most people will be able to get hold of ( and no cheating and using one of those mini ones ) . A sky remote which not everyone has to hand ( oh er ) fruit comes in verious sizes so not much of an indicator .
Has anyone else got any other ideas ?
Just trying to help us girls ..
Jo xxx "
Isn't that what inches are for?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pint glass - if a cock can reach the bottom without forcing, then the cocks a big'un.
Are we talking standard pint glass?
One of those really shallow bowl glasses like the Stella Cidre ones?
Or the really optimistic, tall Peroni glasses? "
Anyone for a Yard of Ale....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pint glass - if a cock can reach the bottom without forcing, then the cocks a big'un.
Are we talking standard pint glass?
One of those really shallow bowl glasses like the Stella Cidre ones?
Or the really optimistic, tall Peroni glasses?
Anyone for a Yard of Ale....?"
Now your just showing off, prof !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pint glass - if a cock can reach the bottom without forcing, then the cocks a big'un.
Are we talking standard pint glass?
One of those really shallow bowl glasses like the Stella Cidre ones?
Or the really optimistic, tall Peroni glasses?
Anyone for a Yard of Ale....?
Now your just showing off, prof !! "
If only, Obi - I have barely enough to get the end wet!  |
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