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over a year ago
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If you unscrewed your belly button, your bum would fall off.
That there really was a bionic man
That I would become a marine biologist as famous as Jacques Cousteau |
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"That my dad gave birth to my brother and my mum had us girls 
And i thought this till i was about high school age.  I love that xxxxxx"
I was only 5 when he was born and my mum had given birth exactly a year before hand...He was 3 months prem so i did not notice a bump and after he was born she came home my dad worked all day,and he did the hospital shift after work whils she did the days then came home to sort us out...we had not really seen my father for a couple of months and they had not told us about our brother incase he died...so basically he turned up one day with this tiny baby boy and i just assumed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That my dad gave birth to my brother and my mum had us girls
And i thought this till i was about high school age. I love that xxxxxx
I was only 5 when he was born and my mum had given birth exactly a year before hand...He was 3 months prem so i did not notice a bump and after he was born she came home my dad worked all day,and he did the hospital shift after work whils she did the days then came home to sort us out...we had not really seen my father for a couple of months and they had not told us about our brother incase he died...so basically he turned up one day with this tiny baby boy and i just assumed "
What do your brother now think of this now he is older .? made me smile but you go young at the time must have been a very big deal. xxx |
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"That my dad gave birth to my brother and my mum had us girls
And i thought this till i was about high school age. I love that xxxxxx
I was only 5 when he was born and my mum had given birth exactly a year before hand...He was 3 months prem so i did not notice a bump and after he was born she came home my dad worked all day,and he did the hospital shift after work whils she did the days then came home to sort us out...we had not really seen my father for a couple of months and they had not told us about our brother incase he died...so basically he turned up one day with this tiny baby boy and i just assumed What do your brother now think of this now he is older .? made me smile but you go young at the time must have been a very big deal. xxx"
Ah they all think its hilarious like they did when it finally dawned on me that men could not have babies and i asked my sister who thought it funny to announce it in front of my grandmother and mother who laughed to crying point...its funny now i think back on it but at the time i was very confused when i learned about how babies came about. |
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I always believed the children in Bethlehem where blind. Now to this day i dont know where i got it from but i believed it for years. It could of been because i read the little girl from capernimum |
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that eating the crust on the bread would make my hair curly , my gran told all of us that , lol, now i look like kojak , mind you i got an afro in my pants!!! |
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"that eating the crust on the bread would make my hair curly , my gran told all of us that , lol, now i look like kojak , mind you i got an afro in my pants!!! "
I was told that too , and my hair is not curly , lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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That the skin would grow over my nails as it bulged over my well bitten nails, and that someone would have to cut it off (so my mum said). No more nagging required, instant overnight cure for nail biting  |
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I used to actually genuinely believe that Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator actually existed.
I really, really did.
I used to sleep with an Egg Spatchula under my pillow with a light on.
Ben |
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"I used to actually genuinely believe that Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator actually existed.
I really, really did.
I used to sleep with an Egg Spatchula under my pillow with a light on.
Ben"
That was the TerminEgger! |
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"that eating the crust on the bread would make my hair curly , my gran told all of us that , lol, now i look like kojak , mind you i got an afro in my pants!!! I was told that too , and my hair is not curly , lol "
i know ive looked at your pics many,many times , lol  |
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"that eating the crust on the bread would make my hair curly , my gran told all of us that , lol, now i look like kojak , mind you i got an afro in my pants!!! "
Yeah my gran told me this also and that was confusing as i have the curliest hair ever and always have had |
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I used to believe all babies were born as boys and it was not until later in life that some became girls. I remember asking my mum one day what job she did when she was a man. I was then told the truth. |
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Ok, dont laugh at this but i thought boys and men had tails. Id seen a picture of a man in yfronts and thought he had folded it all up in there and that if they took their pants of they would have a tail hanging from the back of them |
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I beleived that Jimmy saville (or jim'll fix it as i one him as then)lived in the flat below ours, curtesy of my older cousin who told me that. Glad that wasn't true |
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when we were kids playing doctors we kept playing with each others belly buttons, then a friend who was a bit older said if you do that it will fall out, i never touched my belly button again after that. then my hubby said i should clean it out, so i did, but it makes me feel funny when i touch it.
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I was told that if i cut myself and didnt put a plaster on it that my skeleton would jump out and run away leaving me a to fall to a heap on the floor, gotta love my dad hahaha |
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Oh yeah another one was that reading porno mags would make me go blind. Haha!
Me and my mate at school used to go over the grave yard and read them haha!
Remember those days.
Ben |
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That if you chewed chewing gum for long enough it would turn into toffee. Five days with the same piece (stored on my bed post every night) and it STILL wasn't toffee. Maybe I just didn't give it long enough ....
Also, if you stirred a pot of mud for long enough it'd turn into honey.
My god I was gullible!! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"oh i believed all people in the world were made from clay and the black people just got burnt.
swear to god it was in a book id read"
I believe there's an American Indian proverb about that...goes along the lines of Manitou made the first man and didn't cook him enough in the kiln so he became the white man, then he tried again and overcooked him so he became the black man then he tried again and got it just right and that was the red man |
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Yeah haha!
