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Men Do You Measure Up, lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So guys, do you measure up?
Grab a tape measure and a ruler.
Now measure your penis properly following the instructions below, and compare it to size averages:
Your standby length
To check your flaccid length, undress and measure it immediately. Because a cold or warm room can cause shrinkage or growth, you need to do this before room temperature affects your pride and joy. "Position the tip of the ruler gently against the point where the shaft meets the abdomen," says urologist Dr Hunter Wessells, who has studied penis size. Then simply bend the ruler along the shaft and read the length.
An average length is 3.43 inches.
Now breathe a big sigh of relief.
Your erect length
Get hard and measure it quick. Again, get the ruler on to your penis as soon as you become fully erect. Now measure the top of your erection, ie the side furthest from your testicles, and check the figure at the tip of your shaft, holding the ruler against your penis base. An average length here is 5.03 inches.
Your erect girth
Maintaining your erection, wrap a tape measure around your penis at its base. An average size here is 5.14 inches around.
Conclusion:
An average vagina is 4 inches deep so it doesn't really matter how you measure up because you will fill a woman up with your penis while having sex.
But when it comes to oral sex some women have very big mouths so to them it may seem like they are sucking a maggot, lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the average vagina is 4 inches deep, how does it fit a 12 inch penis in it?
Is it a Tardis?"
The same way it allows babies to pass thro - its very stretchy!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So guys, do you measure up?
Grab a tape measure and a ruler.
Now measure your penis properly following the instructions below, and compare it to size averages:
Your standby length
To check your flaccid length, undress and measure it immediately. Because a cold or warm room can cause shrinkage or growth, you need to do this before room temperature affects your pride and joy. "Position the tip of the ruler gently against the point where the shaft meets the abdomen," says urologist Dr Hunter Wessells, who has studied penis size. Then simply bend the ruler along the shaft and read the length.
An average length is 3.43 inches.
Now breathe a big sigh of relief.
Your erect length
Get hard and measure it quick. Again, get the ruler on to your penis as soon as you become fully erect. Now measure the top of your erection, ie the side furthest from your testicles, and check the figure at the tip of your shaft, holding the ruler against your penis base. An average length here is 5.03 inches.
Your erect girth
Maintaining your erection, wrap a tape measure around your penis at its base. An average size here is 5.14 inches around.
Conclusion:
An average vagina is 4 inches deep so it doesn't really matter how you measure up because you will fill a woman up with your penis while having sex.
But when it comes to oral sex some women have very big mouths so to them it may seem like they are sucking a maggot, lol "
Is there a point to be had from this?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry OP, I don't understand inches! Can you give the measurements in cm please. Thanks.  "
Bloody foreigners coming over here and taking all our inches |
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"Sorry OP, I don't understand inches! Can you give the measurements in cm please. Thanks.
Bloody foreigners coming over here and taking all our inches "
Well Sir! I need to know if yours will fit in my mouth...maybe you are worried cm will not sound so good for you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good to see there is some banter going on with this post.
Like they say "Give someone an inch and they'll take a yard"
Sorry no metric conversions here, just plain old imperial  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry OP, I don't understand inches! Can you give the measurements in cm please. Thanks.
Bloody foreigners coming over here and taking all our inches
Well Sir! I need to know if yours will fit in my mouth...maybe you are worried cm will not sound so good for you "
Could be rods, perches and chains for all I would care at that stage  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Your standby length...3.43 inches.
Your erect length...5.03 inches.
Your erect girth average size here is 5.14 inches around.
Conclusion:
An average vagina is 4 inches deep so it doesn't really matter how you measure up because you will fill a woman up with your penis while having sex.
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Standby length: 4.75
Erect length: 8
Girth: 5.75
Conclusion: Ha! |
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"Sorry OP, I don't understand inches! Can you give the measurements in cm please. Thanks.
Bloody foreigners coming over here and taking all our inches
Well Sir! I need to know if yours will fit in my mouth...maybe you are worried cm will not sound so good for you
Could be rods, perches and chains for all I would care at that stage "
I care! And what stage would that be mister?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got an imperial cock and proud of it, would sound bigger in metric though... "
Does it get erect to the sounds of Elgar?
oh wait... that's an Empirical Cock...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Father Abraham will let you know shortly 
Y'all be sure to send Smufette my way!
If ya like sloppy seconds "
Im not prepared to answer that in a public forum! |
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"Father Abraham will let you know shortly
Y'all be sure to send Smufette my way!
If ya like sloppy seconds
Im not prepared to answer that in a public forum!"
Ah go on, she's gagging for it. She even suggested putting on a Blu film involving Sassette, and Nanny Smurf |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Im no good with inches or cm's unless I have a tape measure in my hand But personally for me size doesnt matter, its the person that matters, you dont talk to the cock do you? |
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Surely if the pleasure bits on a foufou are near the entrance the size of the cock is not that important its how its used and if other areas get stimulated. So says Mr average . Always notice how my more well endowed brothers get the ooo I would love to ride that comments |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely if the pleasure bits on a foufou are near the entrance the size of the cock is not that important its how its used and if other areas get stimulated. So says Mr average . Always notice how my more well endowed brothers get the ooo I would love to ride that comments "
Average is best.. Much more fun in MANY positions! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Would nt it be easier just to use E=MC2
E =endowment
M=man measurserd
C= cock size (actual) 2
Should have taken physics ladies, Einstein knew what he was talking about when he refrenced relativity,,
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"Would nt it be easier just to use E=MC2
E =endowment
M=man measurserd
C= cock size (actual) 2
Should have taken physics ladies, Einstein knew what he was talking about when he refrenced relativity,,
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Rolling on the floor peeing myself laughing!...had to be spelt out |
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