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"the harmless rather large spider called George that was living peacefully in the corner of your bedroom has now vanished 
it now becomes enemy number one!  "
Now that made me laugh thinking of you chasing a spider  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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i dont mind spiders and have had to get over my wimpy pathetic attitudes as didnt want squidge to be afraid of them.. but George is pretty much the size of my hand and i swear he was looking at me funny earlier with all of his beady eyes.... if i get eaten or attacked during the night i just wanna say its been an experience on here and take care everyone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a few years ago i woke suddenly in the night with an itchy ear - stuck in a finger and 'crunch' uukk - splattered spider in my ear - had to pick it out leg by leg! Z"
ZOE!!!! |
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"a few years ago i woke suddenly in the night with an itchy ear - stuck in a finger and 'crunch' uukk - splattered spider in my ear - had to pick it out leg by leg! Z
ZOE!!!! "
i know - i like spiders and felt awful for killing one but he really shouldn't have gone in my lughole! Z |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Leave poir george alone, he maybe on a meet with a hot spideress, "
Big ones are usually female - the males usually get eaten after.
Probably Gorgina Spider off for sex and a bite to eat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i dont mind spiders and have had to get over my wimpy pathetic attitudes as didnt want squidge to be afraid of them.. but George is pretty much the size of my hand and i swear he was looking at me funny earlier with all of his beady eyes.... if i get eaten or attacked during the night i just wanna say its been an experience on here and take care everyone."
Im sorry, but perhaps at that size you should call it Shelob! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The other day I was in the bathroom and I turned round to find a spider the size of my arm (slight exaggeration!) looking at me, I let out a blood curdling scream. My housemate ran in and did the same before Blake came in and rescued us by eating said spider! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The other day I was in the bathroom and I turned round to find a spider the size of my arm (slight exaggeration!) looking at me, I let out a blood curdling scream. My housemate ran in and did the same before Blake came in and rescued us by eating said spider!"
i need to get me a dog then!! |
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"Now this is the very reason I need a permanent man in my life, preferably not called George. "
Well, Steve can't deal with spiders so i have to catch them and let them out - just cos he's a hairy arsed builder doesn't mean he isn't scared of spiders! Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The other day I was in the bathroom and I turned round to find a spider the size of my arm (slight exaggeration!) looking at me, I let out a blood curdling scream. My housemate ran in and did the same before Blake came in and rescued us by eating said spider!
i need to get me a dog then!! "
Haha he is a fearless spider eating machine! Ben (Mum's dog) teases them, he follows them around the room and then *gulp* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a fearless spider hunter (release them into the wild,I don't kill them).
My services are available to gorgeous ladies "
Will you come to the IOW when Boris returns to scare me?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this is the very reason I need a permanent man in my life, preferably not called George.
Well, Steve can't deal with spiders so i have to catch them and let them out - just cos he's a hairy arsed builder doesn't mean he isn't scared of spiders! Z"
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z"
I woke up one night thinking my hair had fallen into my mouth. It hadn't. |
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There is probably just not enough flying insects to keep George occupied.
Open your window, let in all the bugs and George will be one happy spider building his web and wrapping up all his victims and will be too busy to annoy you. |
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"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z
I woke up one night thinking my hair had fallen into my mouth. It hadn't."
oh no - did you crunch down and swallow? Protein? Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z"
I just leave my pooter on all night.... Keeps them busy on the web....  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z
I woke up one night thinking my hair had fallen into my mouth. It hadn't.
oh no - did you crunch down and swallow? Protein? Z"
No, I spat it out and it scuttled off. It was a bit better than the mouse I found in my hair. T |
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"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z
I woke up one night thinking my hair had fallen into my mouth. It hadn't.
oh no - did you crunch down and swallow? Protein? Z
No, I spat it out and it scuttled off. It was a bit better than the mouse I found in my hair. T"
Now your making it up! Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grrrr Its with Zippy and Bungle having a 3some....
swinging spiders.. bloody perverts haha
shagging in my room pffttt.. wheres the respect. "
As the saying goes cute, every holes a goal, sorry mate but he dont want to be branded a timewaster does he, snd he xan accomodate xx bonus |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Grrrr Its with Zippy and Bungle having a 3some....
swinging spiders.. bloody perverts haha
shagging in my room pffttt.. wheres the respect.
As the saying goes cute, every holes a goal, sorry mate but he dont want to be branded a timewaster does he, snd he xan accomodate xx bonus "
all that time spent on 'the web' was worthwhile... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"prof im refusing to watch that until its daylight..
ive also moved my duvet into the front room. sleeping on the couch tonight"
Its ok - its actually a music track. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grrrr Its with Zippy and Bungle having a 3some....
swinging spiders.. bloody perverts haha
shagging in my room pffttt.. wheres the respect.
As the saying goes cute, every holes a goal, sorry mate but he dont want to be branded a timewaster does he, snd he
xan accomodate xx bonus
all that time spent on 'the web' was worthwhile... "
Hahaha, been surfing too |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z
I woke up one night thinking my hair had fallen into my mouth. It hadn't.
oh no - did you crunch down and swallow? Protein? Z
No, I spat it out and it scuttled off. It was a bit better than the mouse I found in my hair. T
Now your making it up! Z"
I wish I were. The mouse was in my bed but I couldn't see it, just hear and smell it. The next morning I took my towel down to the bathroom but I didn't know the mouse had moved to be on the towel. I got out of the shower and wrapped the towel around my head and it moved. I screamed and ran wet through the house to get away from it. |
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"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z
I woke up one night thinking my hair had fallen into my mouth. It hadn't.
oh no - did you crunch down and swallow? Protein? Z
No, I spat it out and it scuttled off. It was a bit better than the mouse I found in my hair. T
Now your making it up! Z
I wish I were. The mouse was in my bed but I couldn't see it, just hear and smell it. The next morning I took my towel down to the bathroom but I didn't know the mouse had moved to be on the towel. I got out of the shower and wrapped the towel around my head and it moved. I screamed and ran wet through the house to get away from it."
omg - yoiu're my hero! Z |
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"Ben (Mum's dog) teases them, he follows them around the room and then *gulp* "
I had a dog that once tried to eat a spider then spat it out, poor old Henry then crawled off covered in saliva 
My last Border Collie was called Spider |
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"the harmless rather large spider called George that was living peacefully in the corner of your bedroom has now vanished
it now becomes enemy number one! "
I think he emigrated. There's a freakin huge one under my sofa! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyone got 4 ear plugs going spare 
2 for my ears and 2 for my nostrils (can never be too sure when it comes to ppe and spiders)"
u cruel person u need eight ........ four for u and four for your daughter lol - shall I come and rescue George?   |
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not sure what they are called here down south but freaked out the other night while watching telly and was just pulling duvet over me, getting comfy when I saw movement out of the corner of my eye and turned to see this massive spider about to crawl onto my face!!! shot up..screamed and threw duvet across the room..lol...luckily did not wake any children but lost sight of said spider  |
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