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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As my companion from tonight drives home with a dislocated finger, I ponder, what is the worst sexual injury you have inflicted??
Oh yeah and I broke Obi! Oops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Glad you had fun.
Well i almost drown once,like seriously some lady gushed and i had my head upside down off the side of the bed and it went all up my nose n stuff and i couldn't breathe ... and a guy i was with knocked himself out on one of those over ed cuboards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing as serious as that..... Worst I ever suffered was severe scratch marks to my back I bled from them for hours.... Must of been doing something right to warrant them lol  |
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Hahahahahahaha.....sorry I'll stop now 
I dint think I've caused or received an injury. Did kick a guy in the head during some play in the Round room at chams once. We got the giggles so had to leave |
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By *coobysMan
over a year ago
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A great big cut on my head from falling out of the bed whilst being amorous and catching my head on the corner of a bedside set of draws, loads of blood
Like a trooper though eventually got the blood to stop and still had enough in my old man to carry on from where we left off, banging headache the following day. |
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I once suffered what the doc called 'Traumatic thrombosis'. A blood clot in my cock that didn't hurt much when it was soft but was agony when it was hard. It didn't help when the doc showed it to a pretty, female med student and they spent about 10 mins poking it with a pencil.
His comment of "I'd like to open it up and have a look" nearly gave me a coronary until I realised he was joking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tore my hip flexor muscle! Was on a dirty weekend away with the ex we were doing it doggy and my hip became really tight then an almighty pop. I couldnt move and a year on its still fucked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My worst one was I was just starting to have sex with a lady who was laid down on a ironing board that was up just as we got in to the moment the ironing board collapsed causing the lady to fall thrus bending my cock as she went down ouch !! It hurt  |
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"My worst one was I was just starting to have sex with a lady who was laid down on a ironing board that was up just as we got in to the moment the ironing board collapsed causing the lady to fall thrus bending my cock as she went down ouch !! It hurt "
Why would you have sexism an ironing board??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Broken ankle after getting it stuck out of a window.....and also knocked unconscious when a shelf fell off the wall & onto my head, to this day I think the guy kept going! |
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