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"I'm an awesome and sexy guy and I managed to keep it secret for years  The awesomeness or the sexy bit? "
The awesome part... I always let the sexy part slip out at some point |
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"Very good! And open to all sorts of bribery too!
Well - attempted bribery - obviously!   "
Dont listen to him, Femme, he's already told everyone what he intends doing with that bottle. It's in the 'ouch! never again' thread. |
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"How good are you at keeping secrets? 
He who hath a secret, should keep it secret, that he hath a secret to keep.
Ith thath tho ?"
Yeah...I wank as high as any man in Bwighton for keeping secwets. |
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"Very good! And open to all sorts of bribery too!
Well - attempted bribery - obviously! Quite Frankly I'm shocked at that revelation......cake?  "
Chocolate Fudge? Or Devil's Food?  |
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"Very good! And open to all sorts of bribery too!
Well - attempted bribery - obviously! Quite Frankly I'm shocked at that revelation......cake?
Chocolate Fudge? Or Devil's Food? "
Ohhh I make a mean choc fudge cake... |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
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"Very good! And open to all sorts of bribery too!
Well - attempted bribery - obviously! Quite Frankly I'm shocked at that revelation......cake?
Chocolate Fudge? Or Devil's Food? "
I was thinking Red Velvet with Chocolate Ganache? |
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"Very good! And open to all sorts of bribery too!
Well - attempted bribery - obviously! Quite Frankly I'm shocked at that revelation......cake?
Chocolate Fudge? Or Devil's Food? I was thinking Red Velvet with Chocolate Ganache? "
What would you like to know?  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
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"Very good! And open to all sorts of bribery too!
Well - attempted bribery - obviously! Quite Frankly I'm shocked at that revelation......cake?
Chocolate Fudge? Or Devil's Food? I was thinking Red Velvet with Chocolate Ganache?
What would you like to know? "
How long it took to colour in the letters on your bottle with a black sharpie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very good! And open to all sorts of bribery too!
Well - attempted bribery - obviously! Quite Frankly I'm shocked at that revelation......cake?
Chocolate Fudge? Or Devil's Food? I was thinking Red Velvet with Chocolate Ganache?
What would you like to know? How long it took to colour in the letters on your bottle with a black sharpie "
It didn't! I had to attack a 'Neil' for the 'i' and then cover the 'R' of a 'Rob'!
Proper 'Blue Peter' Style!! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
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"Very good! And open to all sorts of bribery too!
Well - attempted bribery - obviously! Quite Frankly I'm shocked at that revelation......cake?
Chocolate Fudge? Or Devil's Food? I was thinking Red Velvet with Chocolate Ganache?
What would you like to know? How long it took to colour in the letters on your bottle with a black sharpie
It didn't! I had to attack a 'Neil' for the 'i' and then cover the 'R' of a 'Rob'!
Proper 'Blue Peter' Style!! "
Sticky back plastic and everything? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very good! And open to all sorts of bribery too!
Well - attempted bribery - obviously! Quite Frankly I'm shocked at that revelation......cake?
Chocolate Fudge? Or Devil's Food? I was thinking Red Velvet with Chocolate Ganache?
What would you like to know? How long it took to colour in the letters on your bottle with a black sharpie
It didn't! I had to attack a 'Neil' for the 'i' and then cover the 'R' of a 'Rob'!
Proper 'Blue Peter' Style!! Sticky back plastic and everything? "
And empty cereal boxes ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very good! And open to all sorts of bribery too!
Well - attempted bribery - obviously! Quite Frankly I'm shocked at that revelation......cake?
Chocolate Fudge? Or Devil's Food? I was thinking Red Velvet with Chocolate Ganache?
What would you like to know? How long it took to colour in the letters on your bottle with a black sharpie
It didn't! I had to attack a 'Neil' for the 'i' and then cover the 'R' of a 'Rob'!
Proper 'Blue Peter' Style!! Sticky back plastic and everything? "
I did think about making some random ones - such as "Twat", "Prick" and "Fucktard" - and then sneaking them back onto the shelves at Tesco! |
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""Fucktard""
I love that word too lol.
I think I actually heard a chick mate of mine call another chick that
I was like "can you say that again?"
Santa claus is fictitious...oops!
I am really a walrus, doh! I done it again.
Yeah I kinda suck at secrets 
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