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What scares you most about growing old?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coughing and farting at the same time.. It seems my mother can't do either without the other, they are no longer independent bodily functions  "
i know someone who does that too.at 55 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm enjoying getting older and am looking forward to doing old people things.
Ju on the other hand is dreading it and refuses to do anything that might be considered old.
Her loss, I really enjoy my wurther originals and a nice cup of horlicks before bed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coughing and farting at the same time.. It seems my mother can't do either without the other, they are no longer independent bodily functions
i know someone who does that too.at 55"
Lol same age as my mum. Is it my mum????
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hoping I hav enuf life insurance 2 pay 4 my funeral?
Wel, wen I die? I wil never no about my life insurance. The " leeches " in my family, wil make sure of that? LMAO. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When ,and if, I get elderly I will have a nice walking stick cut from a hazel from around here.
I shall varnish it and put those nice badges on it to show where I have been.
It will have a chunky bung on the bottom to stop it slipping
But mainly the stick will be for shoving up the nose of anyone who calls me "Love" or "Deary" in that loud patronising way that some think is the way to speak to elderly people.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have discussed this very recently with a close fab friend, we came to the conclusion that we will probably end up in the same nursing home, sat next to each other pissing our pants, so not much different to how we are now, just a different reason for the pissy knickers!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Young people. Social workers. Traffic. EU. Bullets."
i think at all the fun i will have absconding from the old people's home and ending up at the lodge o a p night .lol.poppyxx  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Young people. Social workers. Traffic. EU. Bullets.i think at all the fun i will have absconding from the old people's home and ending up at the lodge o a p night .lol.poppyxx "
A fit Policeman may bring you back....there may be perks to that cunning plan...although you may be too old to do owt about it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not scared of getting older as its going to happen so enjoy life whilst here."
This, but im meaning here as well as life in general. would like to enjoy a bit more of here   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Life's purpose is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body but rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used up and totally worn out shouting Holy Shit What a Ride!!
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"I'm enjoying getting older and am looking forward to doing old people things.
Ju on the other hand is dreading it and refuses to do anything that might be considered old.
Her loss, I really enjoy my wurther originals and a nice cup of horlicks before bed. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm going to grow old disgracefully lol.... I'm living every day like it's my last and looking forward to be old cos I will know that I have lived my life and carried out my dreams |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ball bag descending to somewhere around my knees. This happens when men get old. I daily apply anti wrinkle cream to said scroatum in the hope they will stay put x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not being able to get about, both physically and resources/money to go where i want, finding myself doing as so many do,just with enough money to survive week in week out, litteraly sat in house waiting to die. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walking upstairs and not remembering why I went there and remembering when I got back to the bottom of the stairs."
That has been happening to me for years. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do know one thing, if my jobs tough me nothing else its that I do not want to be a burden on my children, I go to peoples houses day in day out and see the stress and pressure put on family's who love their parents and what to keep them at home and look after them themselves but are put under huge amounts of pressure and some make themselves ill as its a 24/7 job, I would sooner be in a home than put my children thro that, I would hate to think any of my children packed up their jobs and put their lifes on hold to look after me |
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