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So step up gents and show us what ya got | |||
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" tend to do horizontal dancing nowadays." well they do say that dancers make better lovers ... i need to carry out some in depth studdies  | |||
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"I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer " | |||
"I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer "wanna duet? | |||
"Can you dance? Will you dance? Personally i find it sexy as fuck if a man has rhythm. Doesnt matter to me if its Latin/Ballroom or the Street/Urban/Hip Hop stuff.
So step up gents and show us what ya got "Me too a man who can dance is super hot. | |||
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He only dances properly when he's had a few and I absolutely love it!
He just doesn't give a shit and smiles his face off.
I find it really attractive that he's like "sod you all, I wanna dance!" xxx | |||
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"Does knowing all the moves to the Birdie Song or Agadoo count as dancing,,,,? If so, I’m in… "hell yes that counts! and so does the maccarena, cha cha slide and 5,6,7,8  | |||
"Does knowing all the moves to the Birdie Song or Agadoo count as dancing,,,,? If so, I’m in… "He he my nephew is very shy and i got a bit tipsy at a family party and made him do all the dance to agadoo with me on the promise he could sleep at my house he hated me for weeks | |||
"I can waltz and polka. "What's polka xx | |||
"I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer
wanna duet? "Duet or do-it? | |||
"I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer
wanna duet?
Duet or do-it? "haha nice one! id have do say both | |||
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"I can waltz and polka.
What's polka xx"It involves dancing whilst playing cards | |||
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"I know all the correct arm moves to the chorus of Y.M.C.A,,,,,, but I can’t quite remember if there’s any specific dance moves during the verse ,,,,,,,, I could be wrong but I’m getting the image of lots of pelvic grinding against your dance partners bum……. But that could just be wishful thinking… "ok heres my crap attemp at describing what i do during the verses.. i point my finger and extend my arm out infront of me and sweep it from left to right, but bob it up and down as if my hand was like a speedboat hitting waves, think its 8 bounces in that sweeping motion whilst pointing from left to right,,, then go back (still bouncng) from right to left. if that makes any sense to anyone | |||
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"I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer
wanna duet?
Duet or do-it?
haha nice one! id have do say both "Fine, you sing 'Give it to me baby!' and I'll go 'Aha, Aha!' | |||
"I know all the correct arm moves to the chorus of Y.M.C.A,,,,,, but I can’t quite remember if there’s any specific dance moves during the verse ,,,,,,,, I could be wrong but I’m getting the image of lots of pelvic grinding against your dance partners bum……. But that could just be wishful thinking…
ok heres my crap attemp at describing what i do during the verses..
i point my finger and extend my arm out infront of me and sweep it from left to right, but bob it up and down as if my hand was like a speedboat hitting waves,
think its 8 bounces in that sweeping motion whilst pointing from left to right,,, then go back (still bouncng) from right to left.
if that makes any sense to anyone "Haha,,,,,,, you do realise that everyone who reads that discription, has just tried it,
I really should have closed my curtains first… | |||
"I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer
wanna duet?
Duet or do-it?
haha nice one! id have do say both
Fine, you sing 'Give it to me baby!' and I'll go 'Aha, Aha!'"offspring.. | |||
"I know all the correct arm moves to the chorus of Y.M.C.A,,,,,, but I can’t quite remember if there’s any specific dance moves during the verse ,,,,,,,, I could be wrong but I’m getting the image of lots of pelvic grinding against your dance partners bum……. But that could just be wishful thinking…
ok heres my crap attemp at describing what i do during the verses..
i point my finger and extend my arm out infront of me and sweep it from left to right, but bob it up and down as if my hand was like a speedboat hitting waves,
think its 8 bounces in that sweeping motion whilst pointing from left to right,,, then go back (still bouncng) from right to left.
if that makes any sense to anyone
Haha,,,,,,, you do realise that everyone who reads that discription, has just tried it,
I really should have closed my curtains first… "lmfao.. i just hope you understood what i do. | |||
"I'm no dancer, but reckon I'm a pretty good singer
wanna duet?
Duet or do-it?
haha nice one! id have do say both
Fine, you sing 'Give it to me baby!' and I'll go 'Aha, Aha!'
offspring.. "I'm sure I can think of something a little more soulful. | |||
"I know all the correct arm moves to the chorus of Y.M.C.A,,,,,, but I can’t quite remember if there’s any specific dance moves during the verse ,,,,,,,, I could be wrong but I’m getting the image of lots of pelvic grinding against your dance partners bum……. But that could just be wishful thinking…
ok heres my crap attemp at describing what i do during the verses..
i point my finger and extend my arm out infront of me and sweep it from left to right, but bob it up and down as if my hand was like a speedboat hitting waves,
think its 8 bounces in that sweeping motion whilst pointing from left to right,,, then go back (still bouncng) from right to left.
if that makes any sense to anyone
Haha,,,,,,, you do realise that everyone who reads that discription, has just tried it,
I really should have closed my curtains first… "Curtains?.....I was outside when I tried it! My neighbours think I'm weird anyway... | |||
"I know all the correct arm moves to the chorus of Y.M.C.A,,,,,, but I can’t quite remember if there’s any specific dance moves during the verse ,,,,,,,, I could be wrong but I’m getting the image of lots of pelvic grinding against your dance partners bum……. But that could just be wishful thinking…
ok heres my crap attemp at describing what i do during the verses..
i point my finger and extend my arm out infront of me and sweep it from left to right, but bob it up and down as if my hand was like a speedboat hitting waves,
think its 8 bounces in that sweeping motion whilst pointing from left to right,,, then go back (still bouncng) from right to left.
if that makes any sense to anyone
Haha,,,,,,, you do realise that everyone who reads that discription, has just tried it,
I really should have closed my curtains first…
lmfao.. i just hope you understood what i do. "haha, Yeah I got it,,,,, but my neighbours will probably be avoiding me for a while,,,, | |||
"Curtains?.....I was outside when I tried it! My neighbours think I'm weird anyway..." Perhaps if we do it again, that way it won't look so suspicious.... and we could even try pretending someone is with us,,, but just out of the neighbours eyesight.... .... Go-on you do it first and tell me how you get on........ | |||
"Curtains?.....I was outside when I tried it! My neighbours think I'm weird anyway... Perhaps if we do it again, that way it won't look so suspicious.... and we could even try pretending someone is with us,,, but just out of the neighbours eyesight.... .... Go-on you do it first and tell me how you get on........ "What if they join in?!.... | |||
"Curtains?.....I was outside when I tried it! My neighbours think I'm weird anyway... Perhaps if we do it again, that way it won't look so suspicious.... and we could even try pretending someone is with us,,, but just out of the neighbours eyesight.... .... Go-on you do it first and tell me how you get on........
What if they join in?!...."Invite them inside and draw the curtains | |||
"Curtains?.....I was outside when I tried it! My neighbours think I'm weird anyway... Perhaps if we do it again, that way it won't look so suspicious.... and we could even try pretending someone is with us,,, but just out of the neighbours eyesight.... .... Go-on you do it first and tell me how you get on........
What if they join in?!....
Invite them inside and draw the curtains "Good god that'll never happen. They're almost Jeremy Kyle material, certainly not worthy dance partners! | |||
"Curtains?.....I was outside when I tried it! My neighbours think I'm weird anyway... Perhaps if we do it again, that way it won't look so suspicious.... and we could even try pretending someone is with us,,, but just out of the neighbours eyesight.... .... Go-on you do it first and tell me how you get on........
What if they join in?!....
Invite them inside and draw the curtains
Good god that'll never happen. They're almost Jeremy Kyle material, certainly not worthy dance partners!"Well in that case…. You still need to invite them in and sit them at opposite sides of the room, then you must start shouting at them in a most demeaning manner, whilst waving a sealed envelope until one cries and the other one storms out in a huff…….. By then they will have forgotten all about your earlier attempts at following CutenSassys dance routine instructions…..  | |||
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"I like to dance, and sometimes I carry it off well. " You get carried off? | |||
Can't beat a good dance when your out. | |||
"I like to dance, and sometimes I carry it off well. You get carried off? "Only when really d*unk. | |||
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"Oh you are still alive then' we where going to send the sear h party out "Me? | |||
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"Curtains?.....I was outside when I tried it! My neighbours think I'm weird anyway... Perhaps if we do it again, that way it won't look so suspicious.... and we could even try pretending someone is with us,,, but just out of the neighbours eyesight.... .... Go-on you do it first and tell me how you get on........
What if they join in?!....
Invite them inside and draw the curtains
Good god that'll never happen. They're almost Jeremy Kyle material, certainly not worthy dance partners!
Well in that case…. You still need to invite them in and sit them at opposite sides of the room, then you must start shouting at them in a most demeaning manner, whilst waving a sealed envelope until one cries and the other one storms out in a huff……..
By then they will have forgotten all about your earlier attempts at following CutenSassys dance routine instructions…..
"I knew there was something about you that I liked!... | |||
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"Well I did mean rusty but you have been missing as well lol. Thought you had all been eaten alive "Lol I'm still alive....just | |||
