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over a year ago
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"One of my clients. I live in hope of the porno plumber-lady of the house scenario . 
They have plumbing in sheep enclosures?!
Well blow me down!"
Your such a jerk!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have one on my sons hockey coach!
Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also."
Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch.
I can see his nipples through his shirt  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One of my clients. I live in hope of the porno plumber-lady of the house scenario .
They have plumbing in sheep enclosures?!
Well blow me down!
Your such a jerk!! "
Pahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of my clients. I live in hope of the porno plumber-lady of the house scenario .
They have plumbing in sheep enclosures?!
Well blow me down! "
Bet he imagines a different sort of blow  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I have one on my sons hockey coach!
Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also.
Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch.
I can see his nipples through his shirt "
Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have one on my sons hockey coach!
Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also.
Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch.
I can see his nipples through his shirt
Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested"
Oooh handcuffs! 
I think I need putting down |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I have one on my sons hockey coach!
Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also.
Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch.
I can see his nipples through his shirt
Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested
Oooh handcuffs!
I think I need putting down "
Or a shag to get you thinking straight again. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have one on my sons hockey coach!
Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also.
Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch.
I can see his nipples through his shirt
Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested
Oooh handcuffs!
I think I need putting down
Or a shag to get you thinking straight again. "
You offering?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have one on my sons football coach! He's fecking gorgeous. Even more gorgeous in my head, naked
Who's yours?
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Hadn't realised I coached your kid, give me a big smile and let's see what happens next |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have one on my sons football coach! He's fecking gorgeous. Even more gorgeous in my head, naked
Who's yours?
Hadn't realised I coached your kid, give me a big smile and let's see what happens next"
Dave you dont look a day over 30 |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I have one on my sons hockey coach!
Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also.
Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch.
I can see his nipples through his shirt
Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested
Oooh handcuffs!
I think I need putting down
Or a shag to get you thinking straight again.
You offering? "
I would but I'm busy tonight  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have one on my sons hockey coach!
Though I'm pretty sure all the other mums do also.
Im sitting on a table outside the bar with perfect view of the pitch.
I can see his nipples through his shirt
Keep your hands on the table in plain view. Don't want you getting arrested
Oooh handcuffs!
I think I need putting down
Or a shag to get you thinking straight again.
You offering?
I would but I'm busy tonight "
It's ok as soon as I get in im rolling myself up in cotton wool and bleating all the way to Maidstone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have one on my sons football coach! He's fecking gorgeous. Even more gorgeous in my head, naked
Who's yours?
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i have several, 2 on here, not looking for single guys 
and the manageress of my local spar! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er.... "
That's low friend  |
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....
That's low friend "
Desperate times.... Lol x |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er.... "
How does that compare to the pint guide?
Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....
How does that compare to the pint guide?
Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?"
its a 75cl'er! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...
It's the 3rd person
Busted 
Awwwww
I would say I saw you first ... but I didn't 
Sharings caring "
I heard that somewhere too
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....
How does that compare to the pint guide?
Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?its a 75cl'er!"
Really ? Hey that's me Hottie get ya coat we are outta here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....
How does that compare to the pint guide?
Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?its a 75cl'er!
Really ? Hey that's me Hottie get ya coat we are outta here "
Thought you said you were busy?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have several secret crushes!!!
For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!
Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....
How does that compare to the pint guide?
Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?its a 75cl'er!
Really ? Hey that's me Hottie get ya coat we are outta here
Thought you said you were busy?! "
I am but it will all be over by ten to two |
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....
How does that compare to the pint guide?
Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?"
It's neither really. You just hang around till closing and see who looks the most promising out of the sad buggers that are left... Lol x |
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"Oooh I've got a few... Got help any if I get my hands on them tho. I'm sex starved
Join the club
If the situation gets any worse I'm gonna have to go clubbing and get a ten to 2-er....
How does that compare to the pint guide?
Is it a 6 Pinter or closer to an 8 Pinter ?its a 75cl'er!
Really ? Hey that's me Hottie get ya coat we are outta here
Thought you said you were busy?!
I am but it will all be over by ten to two "
Five to 2. Doesn't start till ten to. Lol x |
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"I have several secret crushes!!!
For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!
Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again! "
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have several secret crushes!!!
For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!
Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me "
That means foursome! |
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"I have several secret crushes!!!
For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!
Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!"
Oh now what a foursome that would be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have several secret crushes!!!
For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!
Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!
Oh now what a foursome that would be "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have several secret crushes!!!
For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!
Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!
Oh now what a foursome that would be
"
Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have one on my sons football coach! He's fecking gorgeous. Even more gorgeous in my head, naked
Who's yours?
Hadn't realised I coached your kid, give me a big smile and let's see what happens next
Dave you dont look a day over 30 "
Do you really want to see me naked? you only have to ask  |
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"I have several secret crushes!!!
For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!
Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!
Oh now what a foursome that would be
Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice! "
Admit it you would love it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have several secret crushes!!!
For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!
Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!
Oh now what a foursome that would be
Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice! "
Because you have no vision !!!! You can rest a while and watch - Im sure we 3 can keep ourselves amused while you recoup |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have several secret crushes!!!
For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!
Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!
Oh now what a foursome that would be
Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice! "
Its ok obi i will give you oranges and a sponge at half time
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have several secret crushes!!!
For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!
Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!
Oh now what a foursome that would be
Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice!
Because you have no vision !!!! You can rest a while and watch - Im sure we 3 can keep ourselves amused while you recoup"
No vision??
Surely that was 'Geordi La Forge' - not Scotty? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have several secret crushes!!!
For starters there's vdeyijjjdaafcbj, jkuresxcbb, bcddgn, and itrsvhhgds!
Damn - they've switched the friggin 'shhhhh it's a secret' filter on again!
Shhhhhhh your secret is out...Its me
That means foursome!
Oh now what a foursome that would be
Why do I picture three smiling happy female faces - and a lifeless limp body pleading "I can't push it any faster" in a Scotty from Star Trek voice!
Because you have no vision !!!! You can rest a while and watch - Im sure we 3 can keep ourselves amused while you recoup
No vision??
Surely that was 'Geordi La Forge' - not Scotty? "
He could feel his way Im sure |
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