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By *tr8MrEMan 7 days ago
Shireoaks, Worksop |
"So I've just had a message from a nearby woman saying:
She wants to rest her tonsils on the tip of my willy.
Trouble is I always curate my collection of stamps on a Monday night....?
What to do?  "
Get her to lick stamps |
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"So I've just had a message from a nearby woman saying:
She wants to rest her tonsils on the tip of my willy.
Trouble is I always curate my collection of stamps on a Monday night....?
What to do? "
Have you confirmed, that said tonsils are still in fact present in the rear of her throat!?
What if she keeps her tonsils in a jar like a souvenir...
What if she wants the tip of your ... "willy" in the jar too?
Will she ask you to poke it in, or will she take your.... "willy" by force.
😂😂😂 |
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By *edSirenWoman 7 days ago
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"So I've just had a message from a nearby woman saying:
She wants to rest her tonsils on the tip of my willy.
Trouble is I always curate my collection of stamps on a Monday night....?
What to do? "
I will be extremely disappointed if by tomorrow the gold bow on your profile pic hasn’t changed to a stamp…
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"So I've just had a message from a nearby woman saying:
She wants to rest her tonsils on the tip of my willy.
Trouble is I always curate my collection of stamps on a Monday night....?
What to do?
Have you confirmed, that said tonsils are still in fact present in the rear of her throat!?
What if she keeps her tonsils in a jar like a souvenir...
What if she wants the tip of your ... "willy" in the jar too?
Will she ask you to poke it in, or will she take your.... "willy" by force.
😂😂😂"
I should really ask her a few more specific questions.... "This cabin you reside at in the middle of nowhere,.... " |
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"So I've just had a message from a nearby woman saying:
She wants to rest her tonsils on the tip of my willy.
Trouble is I always curate my collection of stamps on a Monday night....?
What to do?
I will be extremely disappointed if by tomorrow the gold bow on your profile pic hasn’t changed to a stamp…
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I'm not stamping on that gold bow! |
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"Use the tip of your willy to curate your stamps.
I have tried that in the past, but the stamps kept sticking to it.
Why am I now thinking of Sebastian's cock and his paper mache condom  "
.... I have no idea, pre tell |
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"So I've just had a message from a nearby woman saying:
She wants to rest her tonsils on the tip of my willy.
Trouble is I always curate my collection of stamps on a Monday night....?
What to do? "
Tell her she can message me lol 😂 sorry OP |
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By *edSirenWoman 6 days ago
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"So I've just had a message from a nearby woman saying:
She wants to rest her tonsils on the tip of my willy.
Trouble is I always curate my collection of stamps on a Monday night....?
What to do?
I will be extremely disappointed if by tomorrow the gold bow on your profile pic hasn’t changed to a stamp…
I'm not stamping on that gold bow! "
I told you before… tiz not the season for it! Get your pastel paints out 😁 |
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