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By *tomCom OP Man over a year ago

Wellingborough

Q: What is long and hard and has cum in it?

A: a cucumber

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Funny, but technically a riddle, not a joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two Snowmen chatting,,,,, one says to the other..... " can you smell carrots?"

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By *tomCom OP Man over a year ago

Wellingborough

The first person who persuaded a blind person they needed sunglasses - They must have been a hell of a salesman.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Two Snowmen chatting,,,,, one says to the other..... " can you smell carrots?""

That was posted on two lines, so technically not a one liner

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By *tomCom OP Man over a year ago

Wellingborough

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two Snowmen chatting,,,,, one says to the other..... " can you smell carrots?"

That was posted on two lines, so technically not a one liner

Yeah maybe so ... but you can say it all on one breath,,,,, and theres no lines in the sky, so who'd be able to tell Eh?....!!!! So Nur-nur

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leeds United

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Why do black sheep eat less than white sheep.

Cause there is less of them

(thats my new favourite joke)

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full

My fav joke ever!

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I used to be a necrophiliac 'til this rotten cunt split on me

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