I'm board and a little bit down in the dumps today so I'm in the market for some bad advice on how to brighten things up. (also if your the same I hope this helps).
So people of Fab give me some utterly and proper awful advice.... more awful the better! |
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By *vaRoseWoman 3 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"I'm board and a little bit down in the dumps today so I'm in the market for some bad advice on how to brighten things up. (also if your the same I hope this helps).
So people of Fab give me some utterly and proper awful advice.... more awful the better! "
You could try ironing the wrinkles out of your scrotum |
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"I'm board and a little bit down in the dumps today so I'm in the market for some bad advice on how to brighten things up. (also if your the same I hope this helps).
So people of Fab give me some utterly and proper awful advice.... more awful the better!
You could try ironing the wrinkles out of your scrotum"
I do have an ironing board! |
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"I'm terribly sorry to hear that you're board (sic), OP. 🩶
If you happen to nip down the local cheese market see if you can procure a jet-black lightbulb to brighten your day. 🌈🩶🌈"
Hahah this did make me chuckle. Thank you  |
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent. "
Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service?
I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now. |
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent.
Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service?
I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now. "
I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar. |
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent.
Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service?
I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now.
I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar. "
You're such a Tsar ! ⭐️ |
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By *a LunaWoman 3 weeks ago
Wherever the wind takes me |
"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent.
Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service?
I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now.
I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar. "
Ooooo this sounds like my kind of fun! 😊👌 |
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent.
Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service?
I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now.
I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar. "
Fuck sake, that my biggest turn on.... I guess that will have to do. Go pack a bag. |
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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent.
Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service?
I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now.
I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar.
Fuck sake, that my biggest turn on.... I guess that will have to do. Go pack a bag. "
After you have finished translating for him, could you do me please!? |
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent.
Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service?
I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now.
I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar.
Fuck sake, that my biggest turn on.... I guess that will have to do. Go pack a bag. "
My bag. Body bags. Many bags. |
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent.
Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service?
I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now.
I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar.
You're such a Tsar ! ⭐️"
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent.
Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service?
I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now.
I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar.
Fuck sake, that my biggest turn on.... I guess that will have to do. Go pack a bag.
After you have finished translating for him, could you do me please!?"
Sorry say that again? My translator is slacking today. |
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent.
Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service?
I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now.
I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar.
Fuck sake, that my biggest turn on.... I guess that will have to do. Go pack a bag.
My bag. Body bags. Many bags. "
Tea bags? |
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"Get someone to follow you around all day translating what you say into what they think you really mean. In a thick Russian accent.
Are you offering to come back to Ireland with me in a few months and perform said service?
I ask because literally nobody back home can understand me now.
I can’t do the Russian accent but I can translate everything you say into neurotic gay serial killer which sounds similar.
Fuck sake, that my biggest turn on.... I guess that will have to do. Go pack a bag.
After you have finished translating for him, could you do me please!?
Sorry say that again? My translator is slacking today. "
She say fit bus driver very popular in gulag. |
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"I'm board and a little bit down in the dumps today so I'm in the market for some bad advice on how to brighten things up. (also if your the same I hope this helps).
So people of Fab give me some utterly and proper awful advice.... more awful the better! "
You can obtain plenty of conversation, with free overnight accommodation, snacks and drinks, just by walking up to any pair of police officers and repeatedly kicking one of them. |
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By *ild_oatsMan 3 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
"Send 5 similar looking dick pics to every lady in your local updates, that'll cheer you up "
Send those 5 dick pics to your supervisor/manager/director and Helen from accounts from your work email address….
That will cheer you up…… |
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"I do believe none of these suggestions are quite as bad as "..but john, you'll never make any money playing the guitar."
-John Lennon's aunt mimi to him in 1956."
Which is not as bad as ‘…President Lincoln, you should get out more’.
Anonymous /made up. |
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By *andTWoman 3 weeks ago
Altrincham |
"I'm board and a little bit down in the dumps today so I'm in the market for some bad advice on how to brighten things up. (also if your the same I hope this helps).
So people of Fab give me some utterly and proper awful advice.... more awful the better! "
My advice would be for you to check your grammar. You're*
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I actually don't care about grammar and hope you feel better soon 😘
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