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Yo sexy biatches, which one of y’all is down for fucking?
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Yo sexy biatches, which one of y’all is down for fucking?
Anyways, if that didn’t give you the ick tell me which first message did?
Mine was something like “can I suck you off? I’ll give you £20 for your trouble.” Which I hear is quite tame! |
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By *andTWoman 4 days ago
Altrincham |
"Yo sexy biatches, which one of y’all is down for fucking?
Anyways, if that didn’t give you the ick tell me which first message did?
Mine was something like “can I suck you off? I’ll give you £20 for your trouble.” Which I hear is quite tame! "
Oh-my-god I had a belter the other day! This bloke wanted me to dress up as a prison officer, wanted me to search him vigorously and thoroughly, he said he'd pay me to p!ss on him
Obviously I arranged a meet ASAP and drank lots of cabbage water 😁
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"Yo sexy biatches, which one of y’all is down for fucking?
Anyways, if that didn’t give you the ick tell me which first message did?
Mine was something like “can I suck you off? I’ll give you £20 for your trouble.” Which I hear is quite tame!
Oh-my-god I had a belter the other day! This bloke wanted me to dress up as a prison officer, wanted me to search him vigorously and thoroughly, he said he'd pay me to p!ss on him
Obviously I arranged a meet ASAP and drank lots of cabbage water 😁
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 full body cavity! Deep and hard! |
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"No shit ive had some absolute belters but best was can you cum in a pair of dirty knickers and put them through my letter box hahaha"
Now I’m wondering if anyone has just gone “fuck it” and done whatever’s been asked! 🤣 |
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I have copied this from my inbox, not quite sure how, but I managed not to reply 
Hi sugar tits. Fancy slathering yourself in Nutella and bouncing up and down on my 4 inches of purple pleasure for 30 seconds xx |
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"I have copied this from my inbox, not quite sure how, but I managed not to reply
Hi sugar tits. Fancy slathering yourself in Nutella and bouncing up and down on my 4 inches of purple pleasure for 30 seconds xx"
That’s just a stupid waste of Nutella if he’s not gonna lick it off! |
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"I have copied this from my inbox, not quite sure how, but I managed not to reply
Hi sugar tits. Fancy slathering yourself in Nutella and bouncing up and down on my 4 inches of purple pleasure for 30 seconds xx"
I think you should delete this if it’s a personal message you received you’ll get a time out ban I made this mistake the other week & was banned for 48 hours |
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"No shit ive had some absolute belters but best was can you cum in a pair of dirty knickers and put them through my letter box hahaha
Now I’m wondering if anyone has just gone “fuck it” and done whatever’s been asked! 🤣"
Messier delivery than evri |
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"I apologise profusely for what I'm about to type....
It was "would you crap on my chest then let me feed you your own shit?"
Sorry again "
Jesus! I need to wash me eyes now thanks hahaha thats disgusting though |
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"I apologise profusely for what I'm about to type....
It was "would you crap on my chest then let me feed you your own shit?"
Sorry again
If this was a competition you would have just won! 🤮"
That was the day my filters went up forever. |
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"I have copied this from my inbox, not quite sure how, but I managed not to reply
Hi sugar tits. Fancy slathering yourself in Nutella and bouncing up and down on my 4 inches of purple pleasure for 30 seconds xx I think you should delete this if it’s a personal message you received you’ll get a time out ban I made this mistake the other week & was banned for 48 hours "
Who knew this would be so risky? |
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"I apologise profusely for what I'm about to type....
It was "would you crap on my chest then let me feed you your own shit?"
Sorry again
If this was a competition you would have just won! 🤮
That was the day my filters went up forever."
So much so that you hid your profile! - I can’t blame you! 😉 |
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"I've been asked if I would urinate in someone's mouth and on another occasion if I would breastfeed someone.
I politely declined 😬 (deleted and blocked)"
And us genuine normal men wonder why its so difficult on this site haha bloody hell |
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"Yo sexy biatches, which one of y’all is down for fucking?
Anyways, if that didn’t give you the ick tell me which first message did?
Mine was something like “can I suck you off? I’ll give you £20 for your trouble.” Which I hear is quite tame!
Oh-my-god I had a belter the other day! This bloke wanted me to dress up as a prison officer, wanted me to search him vigorously and thoroughly, he said he'd pay me to p!ss on him
Obviously I arranged a meet ASAP and drank lots of cabbage water 😁
"
Oi you promised to keep that message a secret |
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"Maaaaybe! 
I was asked if I wanted a massive gang bang... Was on me first day on here... I find some messages just a bit gross but most aren't worth registering, if ya know what I mean lol "
Hmmmm! Massive cocks or just lots of people? 🤣 |
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"I had a person message, and tell me how he wanted to breed me with his “husky dog” and that full discretion assured "
There is a guy local to me who keeps popping up with a couples profile for him and his dog. Like wtf, report and block each time I see it |
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"I had a person message, and tell me how he wanted to breed me with his “husky dog” and that full discretion assured
There is a guy local to me who keeps popping up with a couples profile for him and his dog. Like wtf, report and block each time I see it "
They have a couples profile? |
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"I had a person message, and tell me how he wanted to breed me with his “husky dog” and that full discretion assured
There is a guy local to me who keeps popping up with a couples profile for him and his dog. Like wtf, report and block each time I see it
They have a couples profile? "
Yep, as I say it keeps popping up, I keep reporting |
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"I had a person message, and tell me how he wanted to breed me with his “husky dog” and that full discretion assured
There is a guy local to me who keeps popping up with a couples profile for him and his dog. Like wtf, report and block each time I see it
They have a couples profile?
Yep, as I say it keeps popping up, I keep reporting "
Keep up the good work x |
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"I have copied this from my inbox, not quite sure how, but I managed not to reply
Hi sugar tits. Fancy slathering yourself in Nutella and bouncing up and down on my 4 inches of purple pleasure for 30 seconds xx I think you should delete this if it’s a personal message you received you’ll get a time out ban I made this mistake the other week & was banned for 48 hours "
Even though I've not named the sender? |
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"I've thoroughly re-read the rules and apologise to admin/mods for my post. If I was able to now delete my post I would. I accept any penalty with no argument. Again, apologies"
Apologies for starting the thread and luring people to break the rules! I hope you can all forgive me. |
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Some of these are actually horrific the worst I have was asking me if I drove so I could go to his at 1am and “suck him dry” 🤮 and a meet now in the changing rooms of a local leisure centre. Middle cubicle 😳🤣 |
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"Some of these are actually horrific the worst I have was asking me if I drove so I could go to his at 1am and “suck him dry” 🤮 and a meet now in the changing rooms of a local leisure centre. Middle cubicle 😳🤣"
Nothing like creating a connection and striking up a rapport! |
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"I've had messages asking me to take shit on them and more...
Messages asking me to cum in a condom and then post it to them
Quite a few requests for used knickers "
Lots of people wanting DNA! Do you think they’re doing scientific studies? 🤣 |
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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago
Shireoaks, Worksop |
"Awwww my messages seem really boring now. Though from the looks of it it's probably a good thing. Maybe I give off don't fuck with me vibes haha"
I know I certainly don't give them vibes 🤣🤣 |
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"I've had messages asking me to take shit on them and more...
Messages asking me to cum in a condom and then post it to them
Quite a few requests for used knickers
Lots of people wanting DNA! Do you think they’re doing scientific studies? 🤣"
I feel like they want to frame me for a crime  |
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"Awwww my messages seem really boring now. Though from the looks of it it's probably a good thing. Maybe I give off don't fuck with me vibes haha"
I can make something up if you like - I now have plenty of material! 😉 |
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By *avie65Man 4 days ago
In the west. |
"Yo sexy biatches, which one of y’all is down for fucking?
Anyways, if that didn’t give you the ick tell me which first message did?
Mine was something like “can I suck you off? I’ll give you £20 for your trouble.” Which I hear is quite tame!
Oh-my-god I had a belter the other day! This bloke wanted me to dress up as a prison officer, wanted me to search him vigorously and thoroughly, he said he'd pay me to p!ss on him
Obviously I arranged a meet ASAP and drank lots of cabbage water 😁
"
Shooooo please don’t disclose my inner most secrets. That was between us. 😬 |
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"Yo sexy biatches, which one of y’all is down for fucking?
Anyways, if that didn’t give you the ick tell me which first message did?
Mine was something like “can I suck you off? I’ll give you £20 for your trouble.” Which I hear is quite tame!
Oh-my-god I had a belter the other day! This bloke wanted me to dress up as a prison officer, wanted me to search him vigorously and thoroughly, he said he'd pay me to p!ss on him
Obviously I arranged a meet ASAP and drank lots of cabbage water 😁
Shooooo please don’t disclose my inner most secrets. That was between us. 😬"
I missed the bit about cabbage water! - a nice touch! 🤣 |
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"Had someone ask if they could drink every piss I made in 24hrs.
I can only think that they might be crossing a dessert and ran out of water!
Just how far do you think I can piss???"
Depends on the wind speed and direction! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Had someone ask if they could drink every piss I made in 24hrs.
I can only think that they might be crossing a dessert and ran out of water! "
Was it the Angels Delight or the Pavlova dessert? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Had someone ask if they could drink every piss I made in 24hrs.
I can only think that they might be crossing a dessert and ran out of water!
Was it the Angels Delight or the Pavlova dessert?"
Just don't ask for the desert menu. You'll end up trying to decide betwern the Gobi, the Namib or the Atacama... |
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By *edSirenWoman 3 days ago
magic mountain |
"Had someone ask if they could drink every piss I made in 24hrs.
I can only think that they might be crossing a dessert and ran out of water!
Just how far do you think I can piss???
Depends on the wind speed and direction! "
And how am I doing this travelling piss? 😁 handstand with legs akimbo ready for the next gust to let forth the piss fountain? 😂
What an image… honestly I’ve never portrayed a sexier look for myself 😂😂😂 |
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"Had someone ask if they could drink every piss I made in 24hrs.
I can only think that they might be crossing a dessert and ran out of water!
Just how far do you think I can piss???
Depends on the wind speed and direction!
And how am I doing this travelling piss? 😁 handstand with legs akimbo ready for the next gust to let forth the piss fountain? 😂
What an image… honestly I’ve never portrayed a sexier look for myself 😂😂😂"
You just highlighted every guy's technique of peeing with a boner 😂 |
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By *edSirenWoman 3 days ago
magic mountain |
"Had someone ask if they could drink every piss I made in 24hrs.
I can only think that they might be crossing a dessert and ran out of water!
Just how far do you think I can piss???
Depends on the wind speed and direction!
And how am I doing this travelling piss? 😁 handstand with legs akimbo ready for the next gust to let forth the piss fountain? 😂
What an image… honestly I’ve never portrayed a sexier look for myself 😂😂😂
You just highlighted every guy's technique of peeing with a boner 😂"
I’m going to need some evidence of this claim 😁 |
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"Had someone ask if they could drink every piss I made in 24hrs.
I can only think that they might be crossing a dessert and ran out of water!
Just how far do you think I can piss???
Depends on the wind speed and direction!
And how am I doing this travelling piss? 😁 handstand with legs akimbo ready for the next gust to let forth the piss fountain? 😂
What an image… honestly I’ve never portrayed a sexier look for myself 😂😂😂
You just highlighted every guy's technique of peeing with a boner 😂
I’m going to need some evidence of this claim 😁"
Added to the list of videos I need to do 😂 |
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"Had someone ask if they could drink every piss I made in 24hrs.
I can only think that they might be crossing a dessert and ran out of water!
Just how far do you think I can piss???
Depends on the wind speed and direction!
And how am I doing this travelling piss? 😁 handstand with legs akimbo ready for the next gust to let forth the piss fountain? 😂
What an image… honestly I’ve never portrayed a sexier look for myself 😂😂😂
You just highlighted every guy's technique of peeing with a boner 😂
I’m going to need some evidence of this claim 😁
Added to the list of videos I need to do 😂"
Note to Miss.Bella, if they haven’t already, for the love of god fix it so these two match 😉 |
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"I have copied this from my inbox, not quite sure how, but I managed not to reply
Hi sugar tits. Fancy slathering yourself in Nutella and bouncing up and down on my 4 inches of purple pleasure for 30 seconds xx"
That guy, he does send silly messages. Honestly though it works and gets replies. Any is better than none and all that!! |
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"I have copied this from my inbox, not quite sure how, but I managed not to reply
Hi sugar tits. Fancy slathering yourself in Nutella and bouncing up and down on my 4 inches of purple pleasure for 30 seconds xx
And there's me trying to be genuine and respectful and that shit works 😂😂
That guy, he does send silly messages. Honestly though it works and gets replies. Any is better than none and all that!!"
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