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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Have a break, have a shag.
I'm disqualifying this entry. You have parodied a chocolate snack that has no health benefits.  "
On that note yours wasn't an apple slogan, wasn't it Mars?!  🤔😆 |
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"Have a break, have a shag.
I'm disqualifying this entry. You have parodied a chocolate snack that has no health benefits.
On that note yours wasn't an apple slogan, wasn't it Mars?! 🤔😆 "
Oh, I see. You're fishing for a comedic exchange of words with me?.. Bring it on Kitty Kat! |
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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Have a break, have a shag.
I'm disqualifying this entry. You have parodied a chocolate snack that has no health benefits.
On that note yours wasn't an apple slogan, wasn't it Mars?! 🤔😆
Oh, I see. You're fishing for a comedic exchange of words with me?.. Bring it on Kitty Kat! "
Daim boy, you haven't got the maltesers to take me on! |
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"Have a break, have a shag.
I'm disqualifying this entry. You have parodied a chocolate snack that has no health benefits.
On that note yours wasn't an apple slogan, wasn't it Mars?! 🤔😆
Oh, I see. You're fishing for a comedic exchange of words with me?.. Bring it on Kitty Kat!
Daim boy, you haven't got the maltesers to take me on!"
You reckon? You haven't seen the size of my Creme Egss. |
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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Have a break, have a shag.
I'm disqualifying this entry. You have parodied a chocolate snack that has no health benefits.
On that note yours wasn't an apple slogan, wasn't it Mars?! 🤔😆
Oh, I see. You're fishing for a comedic exchange of words with me?.. Bring it on Kitty Kat!
Daim boy, you haven't got the maltesers to take me on!
You reckon? You haven't seen the size of my Mini Egss. "
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"Have a break, have a shag.
I'm disqualifying this entry. You have parodied a chocolate snack that has no health benefits.
On that note yours wasn't an apple slogan, wasn't it Mars?! 🤔😆
Oh, I see. You're fishing for a comedic exchange of words with me?.. Bring it on Kitty Kat!
Daim boy, you haven't got the maltesers to take me on!
You reckon? You haven't seen the size of my dragon Egss.
FIFY "
Thank you.
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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Have a break, have a shag.
I'm disqualifying this entry. You have parodied a chocolate snack that has no health benefits.
On that note yours wasn't an apple slogan, wasn't it Mars?! 🤔😆
Oh, I see. You're fishing for a comedic exchange of words with me?.. Bring it on Kitty Kat!
Daim boy, you haven't got the maltesers to take me on!
You reckon? You haven't seen the size of my cocktail pickled onions
FIFY
Thank you.
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"Have a break, have a shag.
I'm disqualifying this entry. You have parodied a chocolate snack that has no health benefits.
On that note yours wasn't an apple slogan, wasn't it Mars?! 🤔😆
Oh, I see. You're fishing for a comedic exchange of words with me?.. Bring it on Kitty Kat!
Daim boy, you haven't got the maltesers to take me on!
You reckon? You haven't seen the size of my old stamps collection
FIFY
Thank you.
You are welcome 😘"
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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago
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"Have a break, have a shag.
Have a Haribo.
Mmmm, they are good, but on a par with real sex? 
I have had a dry April.
But are you narcissist, Nude??
Only on Friday evenings."
I thought Friday evenings were for torsos?? |
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"Have a break, have a shag.
Have a Haribo.
Mmmm, they are good, but on a par with real sex?
I have had a dry April.
But are you narcissist, Nude??
Only on Friday evenings.
I thought Friday evenings were for torsos??"
This is good  |
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"Smegma, the low calorie alternative to cheese.
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Looks like cottage cheese, but has the scent of out of date crab paste! How does one keep low calories down, before vomiting the ones already ingested? |
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"Lean on British pork...
No clue as to what that means tbh."
It was a TV advertising campaign in the late 1980s/early 1990s - easily found via Google but you would have to be of a certain age to remember the original ads (Leeeeean on British pork). I'm guessing British farmers were under pressure from EU and/or American imports at the time.
"But you're profile should win a Fab award. You might consider changing your name to: FreshPrikOfBellend "
I can only push it so far before I hear from Will Smith's lawyers. Did you see what he did to Chris Rock? |
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