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They were once in a well known band rocked by scandal. |
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"They were once in a well known band rocked by scandal. "
Is a MI5 operative that was disgraced in a botched assassination attempt using poisoned underwear |
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"They were once in a well known band rocked by scandal.
Is a MI5 operative that was disgraced in a botched assassination attempt using poisoned underwear"
he really don’t like tea  |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 3 weeks ago
North |
WAP by cardi b is actually her favourite song. |
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Fox slipped in the hotter, holding the wonky rale |
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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Fox slipped in the hotter, holding the wonky rale"
They were the inspiration for Bananas in Pyjamas. |
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"Fox slipped in the hotter, holding the wonky rale"
They invented the door handle but give all of the proceeds to disadvantaged donkeys |
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"Fox slipped in the hotter, holding the wonky rale
They invented the door handle but give all of the proceeds to disadvantaged donkeys"
World champion hulahooper |
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By *YDB75Man 3 weeks ago
east yorkie |
He dosnt really like tea or monkeys.
He’s more coffee and giraffes
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He's on the Board of PG Tips... |
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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Fox slipped in the hotter, holding the wonky rale
They invented the door handle but give all of the proceeds to disadvantaged donkeys"
He was the choreographer for the Typhoo tea chimp ads. |
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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Fox slipped in the hotter, holding the wonky rale
They invented the door handle but give all of the proceeds to disadvantaged donkeys
He was the choreographer for the Typhoo tea chimp ads."
Think it might have been PG Tips actually 🤔 |
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.... she's secretly married to John Carpenter.⬆️ |
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By *hesblokeMan 3 weeks ago
Derbyshire village |
".... she's secretly married to John Carpenter.⬆️"
They were the goldfish trainer for the old ITV spots. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 3 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
".... she's secretly married to John Carpenter.⬆️
They were the goldfish trainer for the old ITV spots."
Actually owns an underwear outlet.  |
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By *hesblokeMan 3 weeks ago
Derbyshire village |
".... she's secretly married to John Carpenter.⬆️
They were the goldfish trainer for the old ITV spots.
Actually owns an underwear outlet. "
If only... |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 3 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
".... she's secretly married to John Carpenter.⬆️
They were the goldfish trainer for the old ITV spots.
Actually owns an underwear outlet.
If only..."
You could legitimately state that loads of guys were getting into your pants. 1😁 |
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...was a celebrated chef at the officer's mess in the South African Defence Forces. 🍽️ |
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Majority shareholder in Primark 😲 |
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"Majority shareholder in Primark 😲"
That is profile pic is a still from m and s men’s suits section |
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"Has toy boats in the bath "
Runner up in the Gurning Championships 3 years on the bounce |
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By *YDB75Man 3 weeks ago
east yorkie |
"...was a celebrated chef at the officer's mess in the South African Defence Forces. 🍽️"
Ah did you recognise him as well….when did you serve ? |
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Winner of the Starcross crab balancing competition 2014 |
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He passed his 11+ but nothing else |
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They put ketchup on their roast dinners |
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"Has toy boats in the bath "
Makes fake ducks in their spare time that they intersperse with real ducks to confuse swans |
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"Drinks gravy "
Boris Johnstone lover  |
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They don’t actually like barrow |
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By *YDB75Man 3 weeks ago
east yorkie |
Is Donald trumps facepainter |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 3 weeks ago
North |
"Is Donald trumps facepainter "
To quote him, I apply it with a trowel. |
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Is the lovechild of Maxi Priest. |
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"Eats salad cream sandwiches "
Delia smith look a like  |
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Decides the order the colours go into the Fruit Pastilles tube |
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By *avie65Man 3 weeks ago
In the west. |
"Paints it black "
Puts chicken filets in her bra. |
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"Paints it black "
Greggs sausage roll taster |
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By *avexxMan 3 weeks ago
cheshire |
champion burger flipper, mcdonalds |
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"champion burger flipper, mcdonalds"
Runcorn mayor |
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office stationary theft addict. Has gotten so bad, last thing they took was the photocopier. |
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"office stationary theft addict. Has gotten so bad, last thing they took was the photocopier."
Sells patio furniture |
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Like to shove a cucumber through random letter boxes and shout 'Hulk is here !' |
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By *avie65Man 3 weeks ago
In the west. |
"Like to shove a cucumber through random letter boxes and shout 'Hulk is here !'"
Such cucumbers through a letter box. |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 3 weeks ago
North |
"Like to shove a cucumber through random letter boxes and shout 'Hulk is here !'"
He's Banksy |
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"He's the stig"
She's the real slim shady |
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Collects their toenail clippings |
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"Has toy boats in the bath "
Busted |
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Their sexual fantasy is three men named Brian wanking over their left ear. |
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"Collects their toenail clippings "
Cats outta the bag 😂😂 |
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By *avexxMan 3 weeks ago
cheshire |
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"Collects their toenail clippings
Cats outta the bag 😂😂"
makes candles from earwax |
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"Collects their toenail clippings
Cats outta the bag 😂😂"
Loves the saw doctors and a caleigh |
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By *avie65Man 3 weeks ago
In the west. |
"Collects their toenail clippings
Cats outta the bag 😂😂
Loves the saw doctors and a caleigh "
Wears Y fronts 2 sizes too small for him. |
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"Collects their toenail clippings
Cats outta the bag 😂😂
Loves the saw doctors and a caleigh
Wears Y fronts 2 sizes too small for him. "
That’s no secret
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Their slippers stay on for sex |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 3 weeks ago
North |
"Their slippers stay on for sex "
The dodo didn't go extinct.
There's one left.
She's got it. |
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"Their slippers stay on for sex
The dodo didn't go extinct.
There's one left.
She's got it."
He got 6 months in prison but suspended for dressing as a giant seagull and stealing peoples fish, chips and other takeaway meals |
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"Can't swim"
Wears a push up bra  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 3 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Can't swim"
They were both the Phantom Raspberry Blower of old London town |
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"secret ball kicker"
I didn’t know it was a secret |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 3 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Can't swim
Wears a push up bra "
Dropped in as I was posting, and so not to leave anyone out:
Were the inspiration for Jamie and his magic torch |
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"secret ball kicker
I didn’t know it was a secret "
Ooohh hello |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 3 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"secret ball kicker
I didn’t know it was a secret "
FFS, people keep dropping in. Did the Kessel run in a faster time than Han Solo |
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"Can't swim
Wears a push up bra
Dropped in as I was posting, and so not to leave anyone out:
Were the inspiration for Jamie and his magic torch "
Tina’s tits once belonged to a Kenny Everett character |
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"Can't swim
They were both the Phantom Raspberry Blower of old London town "
Eats hotdogs cold from the tin |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 3 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Posts hotdogs to strangers"
Stores hotdogs in an unlikely place |
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By *og-ManMan 3 weeks ago
somewhere |
"Posts hotdogs to strangers
Stores hotdogs in an unlikely place "
The boobs are actually real |
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"Posts hotdogs to strangers
Stores hotdogs in an unlikely place
The boobs are actually real "
Collects old toilets |
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Has a collection of vintage wheel nuts |
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"Can't swim
Wears a push up bra
Dropped in as I was posting, and so not to leave anyone out:
Were the inspiration for Jamie and his magic torch
Tina’s tits once belonged to a Kenny Everett character "
In Captain Kremen I believe |
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he knows hes the luckiest man alive to get that stunning blonde to suck his cock wow mate well played |
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He is on as straight but I think he likes it up the arse lol  |
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A secret sword swallower (joking) |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 3 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Is actually 5'3"... in platforms. |
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By *YDB75Man 3 weeks ago
east yorkie |
"He is on as straight but I think he likes it up the arse lol "
He dosnt he has a limit  |
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By *avexxMan 3 weeks ago
cheshire |
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By *avexxMan 3 weeks ago
cheshire |
"Is actually 5'3"... in platforms."
,, shes a real vampire
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By *lowupdollTV/TS 3 weeks ago
Herts/Beds/London/Leeds |
"Is actually 5'3"... in platforms.,, shes a real vampire"
His real name is Davexxx |
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She likes her head rubbing...
Both of them. |
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Really wants to live in Liverpool |
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Masturbates nightly to a pic of David Hasselhoff |
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Their bedroom acts as a speakeasy for a depraved sex dungeon. |
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"Their bedroom acts as a speakeasy for a depraved sex dungeon."
For fuck sake Joe you promised not to tell everyone!
Also…. He likes to shove a pickled onion up his bum before sex |
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"Their bedroom acts as a speakeasy for a depraved sex dungeon.
For fuck sake Joe you promised not to tell everyone!
Also…. He likes to shove a pickled onion up his bum before sex "
Fanny cradock |
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Fanny cradock "
Shouts "scooby dooby dooooo" at the point of orgasm |
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seem stable, but somewhere there’s a group chat they left without saying a word and still check it daily. |
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"seem stable, but somewhere there’s a group chat they left without saying a word and still check it daily."
Man from Burtons |
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Pot noodles are their favourite food |
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"Pot noodles are their favourite food"
Nigel farage gf |
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"Pot noodles are their favourite food
Nigel farage gf "
He has a birth spot on his cock |
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"Pot noodles are their favourite food
Nigel farage gf
He has a birth spot on his cock"
Advertising Richmond sausages buy one get one free offer |
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That he loves showing the vein off in public |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 3 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"That he loves showing the vein off in public "
Is actually hung... like the mouse of the fields! |
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Is actually hung... like the mouse of the fields!"
Has a secret collection of used tissues, belonging to others people! |
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Is actually hung... like the mouse of the fields!
Has a secret collection of used tissues, belonging to others people! "
Actress in the Remake of
Debbie does Manchester |
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Is actually hung... like the mouse of the fields!
Has a secret collection of used tissues, belonging to others people! "
She's a Liverpool fan |
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Is actually hung... like the mouse of the fields!
Has a secret collection of used tissues, belonging to others people!
Actress in the Remake of
Debbie does Manchester "
He loves petite women |
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Is actually hung... like the mouse of the fields!
Has a secret collection of used tissues, belonging to others people!
Actress in the Remake of
Debbie does Manchester
He loves petite women "
He can't do a Rebel Yell and has never been to a White Wedding.
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Is actually hung... like the mouse of the fields!
Has a secret collection of used tissues, belonging to others people!
Actress in the Remake of
Debbie does Manchester
He loves petite women "
Can’t play guitar. |
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"Drinks monster before bedtime "
Likes playing Mouse trap on Sunday
Only on Sunday  |
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"Would rather live in Glasgow "
Crumpet tester for warbutons bakery |
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"Crumpet hater "
lol starring in the new porn Movie
Snow White and seven cocks |
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Fills her bra full of easter eggs |
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"Sucked 7 cocks last weekend "
Their location isn't where they live, its how the boobs are transported
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By *alcon2 OP Man 3 weeks ago
North |
"Fills her bra full of easter eggs "
Tells folks his favourite film is scarface..but it's actually dirty dancing.
Has it on 4k/ special edition box set.  |
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"Fills her bra full of easter eggs
Tells folks his favourite film is scarface..but it's actually dirty dancing.
Has it on 4k/ special edition box set. "
Owns and drives a Tesla |
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"Fills her bra full of easter eggs
Tells folks his favourite film is scarface..but it's actually dirty dancing.
Has it on 4k/ special edition box set. "
Has hair extensions... |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 3 weeks ago
North |
Here's a true one.
I wore braces on my teeth when I was in my 30s. |
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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago
west midlands |
He still wears braces |
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Goes to toni and guy for a trim |
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"Goes to toni and guy for a trim "
Hi ho hi hooooo hi ho it’s off to work we go with shovel and stick and seven hard dicks
Classics are always the best |
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Was once a pornstar but his family found out |
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They met whilst filming The Royal Tenenbaums where they were the stunt team.
B
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"Fills her bra full of easter eggs
Tells folks his favourite film is scarface..but it's actually dirty dancing.
Has it on 4k/ special edition box set. "
Only seen one of them, and it isn't scarface |
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Steals the knickers from every women they have sex with and keeps them in zip lock bags in a drawer in their bedroom |
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Purposely fails the metal detector at the airport to get frisked |
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Was once caught masturbating whilst watching the neighbour sunbathe |
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Oh he totally has a 'My Little Pony' collection...
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Was in an episode of naked and afraid, and can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together 😁 |
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Smuggles contraband across international borders |
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Enjoys having a deep cavity search at customs |
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By *cribeMan 3 weeks ago
Bridgend |
Collects empty tins of corned beef |
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"They were once in a well known band rocked by scandal.
Is a MI5 operative that was disgraced in a botched assassination attempt using poisoned underwear"
more likely to be MI6 |
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Wears women’s knickers xxx |
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By *avexxMan 3 weeks ago
cheshire |
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Only ever removes posts when they have been full of depraved filth that make his rosary beads rattle ! |
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Only ever removes posts when they have been full of depraved filth that make his rosary beads rattle !"
doesn't like crumpets |
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By *avexxMan 3 weeks ago
cheshire |
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Only ever removes posts when they have been full of depraved filth that make his rosary beads rattle !"
.. bless you granny |
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Only ever removes posts when they have been full of depraved filth that make his rosary beads rattle ! doesn't like crumpets "
Likes crumpets in her bum |
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Trains crows and ravens to retrieve gold and jewels |
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"Loves crocs "
Well spotted eagle eye |
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"Has a penchant for sea guls "
Wants to hit a seagull with a boob slap |
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Would eat a sea gul if they were easier to catch |
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Sex toy tester at santas workshop |
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Hates irn bru and despises roll and sausage |
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