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Arse, arse, arse

By *obilebottom OP Man 2 weeks ago

All over

So many blooming arse threads at the moment so here is another. Hide the arse somewhere in the word or even a sentence you post. Go on, have fun with arse (gosh the g&t this afternoon was double and strong)

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By *eoBloomsMan 2 weeks ago

Springfield

Can't be arsed today MB 🍑

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By *obilebottom OP Man 2 weeks ago

All over

Spoken like a trur arsenal fan

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Again I’m left speechless

Really good idea for a thread/game

Superbly thought out by OP

Excellent work.

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By *eoBloomsMan 2 weeks ago

Springfield

"Again I’m left speechless

Really good idea for a thread/game

Superbly thought out by OP

Excellent work."

👏

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By *obilebottom OP Man 2 weeks ago

All over

"Again I’m left speechless

Really good idea for a thread/game

Superbly thought out by OP

Excellent work."

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By *eoBloomsMan 2 weeks ago

Springfield

I heard there's going to be a new series of Life on Mars, exactly ten years since the last one.

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By *oodo222Man 2 weeks ago

WIGAN

"I heard there's going to be a new series of Life on Mars, exactly ten years since the last one."

Clever.

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By *EAT..85Woman 2 weeks ago

Nottingham

Please don't smear seman there.

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By *nebworthMan 2 weeks ago

Knebworth

The engine of my car settled down when I topped up the oil.

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By *eoBloomsMan 2 weeks ago

Springfield

I've been wanking so much I've got a RSE (repetitive strain effect).

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By *ilbzMan 2 weeks ago

Swindon Wiltshire

Responses to this post are sparse

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By *vaRose43Woman 2 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

I really can’t be doing with such coarseness today MB

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By *oodo222Man 2 weeks ago

WIGAN

Is VAR sending football fans to the bar searching for solace.

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By *ggdrasil66Man 2 weeks ago

Saltdean

I think I’ll parse on that!

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By *eoBloomsMan 2 weeks ago

Springfield

"I really can’t be doing with such coarseness today MB"

Yes I think he's gone too far, sends out bad vibes.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Chard

My throat is a little hoarse today, need a drink!

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By *eoBloomsMan 2 weeks ago

Springfield

This thread is dead MB, better call for a hearse !

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By *obilebottom OP Man 2 weeks ago

All over

I found out earlier that those that own a car seldom walk into their local shop.

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By *eoBloomsMan 2 weeks ago

Springfield

Fun fact: bears eat all humans except Jehovas Witnesses.

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By *vaRose43Woman 2 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"This thread is dead MB, better call for a hearse !"

A real shame eh?

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By *obilebottom OP Man 2 weeks ago

All over

Some people can be realy coarse it seems

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By *eoBloomsMan 2 weeks ago

Springfield

Do you pronounce it gra-ss or gr-arse ? 🤷‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Total farse of a thread.

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By *obilebottom OP Man 2 weeks ago

All over

Did you know that arsenic is neither a metal or a non metal but somewhere in between and condidered a metalloid.

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By *eoBloomsMan 2 weeks ago

Springfield

Top Gear seems to be a lot less popular these days.🚘

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By *lynJMan 2 weeks ago

Morden

"Is VAR sending football fans to the bar searching for solace. "

Nicely done! Two hidden in there. Get to the bar, select a drink and celebrate.

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By *obilebottom OP Man 2 weeks ago

All over

"Is VAR sending football fans to the bar searching for solace.

Nicely done! Two hidden in there. Get to the bar, select a drink and celebrate."

He's got a DA

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By *ebastian_TiddlewickMan 2 weeks ago

Singleton On Sea

No tears every thread has to have a winner.

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By *exyScientistsCouple 2 weeks ago

Castlebar

Let's be clear seducing women requires a very particular sentence

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By *eoBloomsMan 2 weeks ago

Springfield

"Let's be clear seducing women requires a very particular sentence

Is it 'Dear Sexbomb' ?

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By *obilebottom OP Man 2 weeks ago

All over

[Removed by poster at 30/03/25 21:37:09]

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By *obilebottom OP Man 2 weeks ago

All over

Does anyone have one of those star serving dishes for nibbles? My local bar serves customers various nibbles using them but it's quite funny how sparsely all the nibbles are always displayed. Hardly any.

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By *ebastian_TiddlewickMan 2 weeks ago

Singleton On Sea

Below par selection of replies to this thread.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Arsenic. Nothing to do with ass theft, it turns out.

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By *eoBloomsMan 2 weeks ago

Springfield

"Below par selection of replies to this thread."

Pass it by then (say aloud!)

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By *obilebottom OP Man 2 weeks ago

All over

"Again I’m left speechless

Really good idea for a thread/game

Superbly thought out by OP

Excellent work."

I think this might be the winner so far as different format than the rest. Well done

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By *ildbillkidMan 2 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Again I think an English -american dictionary is needed, over here arse is not much used, ass now ,that's used aplenty, jack ass wise ass ,kicked ass,whooped ass, off topic MB ,butt a rose by any other name,might not smell as sweet

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By *cLovin2Man 2 weeks ago

Reading

Drink, feck, arse!

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By *obilebottom OP Man 2 weeks ago

All over

"Drink, feck, arse!"

Oh yes, forgot that one. Brilliant.

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By *orphia2003Woman 2 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I've got a sub par service on my internet tonight. I swear service was better yesterday it was top class.

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By *orphia2003Woman 2 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

The spar serves a fine coarsely ground coffee.

The war separated the nation.

The vicars Eucharist was a spectacular service this morning.

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By *obilebottom OP Man 2 weeks ago

All over

"The spar serves a fine coarsely ground coffee.

The war separated the nation.

The vicars Eucharist was a spectacular service this morning.

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By *lue collar bi guyMan 2 weeks ago

the shire

Earlier today on here i watched a video of a man smear seamen on someone's arse. As they arsed around watching arsenal play. 😔. Sorry that is a terrible effort. Totally arse from elbow.

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By *fffunCouple 2 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Oh bummer!

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By *ebastian_TiddlewickMan 2 weeks ago

Singleton On Sea

I fear seeing this thread dying.

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By *lue collar bi guyMan 2 weeks ago

the shire

Dying on its arse it would seem.

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