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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.
Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there... |
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And how does one judge wits and banter? Will we be given a topic to wittily banter about in whimsical and amusing...however pleasantly (don't want to get another 3 day timeout here) discussed ways? |
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"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.
Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there..."
Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"And how does one judge wits and banter? Will we be given a topic to wittily banter about in whimsical and amusing...however pleasantly (don't want to get another 3 day timeout here) discussed ways?"
Its simple, you just enter the thread with your usual witty comments - as long as it is within forum rules, I sure dont want to see anybody get banned for this. It is just meant to be a bit of fun. |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.
Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there...
Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive "
Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-) |
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"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.
Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there...
Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)"
Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.
Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there...
Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)
Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl "
Nice one |
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And here I thought you were gonna want to see some eye popping mouth watering irresistible so tempring that you just cant wait to put them in your mouth waffers and biscuits... |
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"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.
Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there...
Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)
Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl Nice one"
So as the call of the river got to you on this sunny day |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"And here I thought you were gonna want to see some eye popping mouth watering irresistible so tempring that you just cant wait to put them in your mouth waffers and biscuits..."
Cool reply Gets you my attention!  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.
Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there...
Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)
Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl Nice one
So as the call of the river got to you on this sunny day"
I wish something or better still somebody had got to me today |
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"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.
Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there...
Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)
Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl Nice one
So as the call of the river got to you on this sunny dayI wish something or better still somebody had got to me today"
Got to you or in you, you only needed to ask  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.
Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there...
Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)
Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl Nice one
So as the call of the river got to you on this sunny dayI wish something or better still somebody had got to me today
Got to you or in you, you only needed to ask "
Bit of both - must be the hot sun |
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"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.
Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there...
Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)
Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl Nice one
So as the call of the river got to you on this sunny dayI wish something or better still somebody had got to me today
Got to you or in you, you only needed to ask Bit of both - must be the hot sun"
Would a bit of after sun be in order  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.
Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there...
Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)
Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl Nice one
So as the call of the river got to you on this sunny dayI wish something or better still somebody had got to me today
Got to you or in you, you only needed to ask Bit of both - must be the hot sun
Would a bit of after sun be in order "
Actually, a lot of after sun would be in order |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...shall we discuss this over a cup of tea, crumpets and a game of scrabble?
May even relight the barbeque and do some more lamb chops and chicken wings..
Its a scorcher of a day today x
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"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.
Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there...
Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)
Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl Nice one
So as the call of the river got to you on this sunny dayI wish something or better still somebody had got to me today
Got to you or in you, you only needed to ask Bit of both - must be the hot sun
Would a bit of after sun be in order Actually, a lot of after sun would be in order "
After sun bath and a rub down coming straight up, I promise not to look  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"...shall we discuss this over a cup of tea, crumpets and a game of scrabble?
May even relight the barbeque and do some more lamb chops and chicken wings..
Its a scorcher of a day today x
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Deal!!!!! (Except for the lamb !) |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"wits, banter and awards? fuck off..just get the legs open and prepare for a thrusting  "
Thats what I meant - a man who chooses his words carefully, balances his sexual desire with the fine lines of courtship, hides his prowess to the tune of empathy ... you got it in one, Mr Sexgod! xx |
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"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.
Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there..."
I thought you meant black & white pics! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.
Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there...
I thought you meant black & white pics! "
I know YOU are witty - lets try and find the witty blokes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well what with all these waffers and biscuits I have here I think I shall dunk some in chocolate and then hand feed them tho the lady with the most whiz bang to offer. |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question? Indeed Miss Bambi
Who will be voting for the best W&B input? "
Good question! I would suggest your good self, Juliewonders, Miss Lickety, Misscheeky and Miss Minxie if about.
I cant vote of course - |
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"Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question? Indeed Miss Bambi
Who will be voting for the best W&B input? Good question! I would suggest your good self, Juliewonders, Miss Lickety, Misscheeky and Miss Minxie if about.
I cant vote of course - "
Another question please! What is the deadline? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well if any of the wonderous lady judges would like to give my wildly beguiling tongue and wickedly beseiging mind a once oved and test my worthyness or utter bullocks for this competition they are most welcome to bestow thier inquiries intimately upon me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question? Indeed Miss Bambi
Who will be voting for the best W&B input? Good question! I would suggest your good self, Juliewonders, Miss Lickety, Misscheeky and Miss Minxie if about.
I cant vote of course - "
What have you got me doing now?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it only open t0 men? Dont females have wit and banter?
Only when they're in the company of a man!
Of course, he either can't put a word in or cant think for himself
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Because he hasn't got time to! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question? Indeed Miss Bambi
Who will be voting for the best W&B input? Good question! I would suggest your good self, Juliewonders, Miss Lickety, Misscheeky and Miss Minxie if about.
I cant vote of course -
Another question please! What is the deadline? "
Shall we say Wednesday night? |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question? Indeed Miss Bambi
Who will be voting for the best W&B input? Good question! I would suggest your good self, Juliewonders, Miss Lickety, Misscheeky and Miss Minxie if about.
I cant vote of course -
What have you got me doing now? "
You're part of the jury |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question? Indeed Miss Bambi
Who will be voting for the best W&B input? Good question! I would suggest your good self, Juliewonders, Miss Lickety, Misscheeky and Miss Minxie if about.
I cant vote of course -
What have you got me doing now? You're part of the jury "
Good stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im in! If wit were shit, I'd have verbal diarrhoea
...wait, I have! Hurrah
You re in! I understand anal ogies "
Oooh - analogies - You've got an 'ology'!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!"
Holy mackerel, where is my OED ... |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!"
Such Woeful Bribery will not Win, Best give up now. |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!
Such Woeful Bribery will not Win, Best give up now."
Im feeling floored |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!
Such Woeful Bribery will not Win, Best give up now.Im feeling floored"
If you're feeling the floor I guess you've already imbibed wine or beer? |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
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"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition."
Wow - Brilliant post. Won't Belittle it.
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!
Such Woeful Bribery will not Win, Best give up now.Im feeling floored
If you're feeling the floor I guess you've already imbibed wine or beer? "
Ruthless, unfounded allegations! |
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I would like to nominate my very good friend Yorkie.
His Willy and Bottom definately turn me on.....................
Oh hell, got it wrong, but then again his wit and banter are soooooooooo good too |
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"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition.
Wow - Brilliant post. Won't Belittle it.
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Thanks man! Cheers! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I would like to nominate my very good friend Yorkie.
His Willy and Bottom definately turn me on.....................
Oh hell, got it wrong, but then again his wit and banter are soooooooooo good too "
Good proposal - can he put himself forward with his W and B, please? |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!
Such Woeful Bribery will not Win, Best give up now.Im feeling floored
If you're feeling the floor I guess you've already imbibed wine or beer? Ruthless, unfounded allegations! "
Not Wine or Beer? Guess it was Whisky or Brandy, or Water with Babycham? |
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"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!
Such Woeful Bribery will not Win, Best give up now.Im feeling floored
If you're feeling the floor I guess you've already imbibed wine or beer? Ruthless, unfounded allegations! "
 really? |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!
Such Woeful Bribery will not Win, Best give up now.Im feeling floored
If you're feeling the floor I guess you've already imbibed wine or beer? Ruthless, unfounded allegations!
really?"
Shhhh you are part of the jury! I am not. I can imbibe for medicinal purposes a tiny glass of St Emilion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!
Hehehehehe. Towel? |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!
Hehehehehe. Towel? "
It is hilarious and I am loving every minute and every post Selfish? Yep ! |
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"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!
Hehehehehe. Towel? "
I thought this was about wit and banter, not about the number of posts or quantity of times someone can string words together that start with W and B. Can Write Better |
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"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!
Hehehehehe. Towel?
I thought this was about wit and banter, not about the number of posts or quantity of times someone can string words together that start with W and B. Can Write Better "
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"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!
Hehehehehe. Towel?
I thought this was about wit and banter, not about the number of posts or quantity of times someone can string words together that start with W and B. Can Write Better "
Now that's just Wicked Bambi |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!
Hehehehehe. Towel?
I thought this was about wit and banter, not about the number of posts or quantity of times someone can string words together that start with W and B. Can Write Better Now that's just Wicked Bambi "
Lol
Coincidently, my pet name for my equipment is Willie and the Boys. |
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"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!
Hehehehehe. Towel?
I thought this was about wit and banter, not about the number of posts or quantity of times someone can string words together that start with W and B. Can Write Better Now that's just Wicked Bambi "
Love it!! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!
Hehehehehe. Towel?
I thought this was about wit and banter, not about the number of posts or quantity of times someone can string words together that start with W and B. Can Write Better Now that's just Wicked Bambi
Love it!! "
DOnt allow them to lure you into this... you still got to judge them |
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"It has come to my attention that some entrants have been fabing the judges photos to add to their Wank Bank.
Is this Wanton Behavior?"
Lol I won't Waste my Breath arguing with that |
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"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!
Hehehehehe. Towel?
I thought this was about wit and banter, not about the number of posts or quantity of times someone can string words together that start with W and B. Can Write Better Now that's just Wicked Bambi
Love it!! DOnt allow them to lure you into this... you still got to judge them "
I Will By God! Just flirting, teasing, Willingly Bantering with the contestants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What Bollocks Why Bother?????
We Bloody know that Well Big cocks rule.
White or Black ones? "
Well Bambi that Would Be down to individual taste obviously. |
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"What Bollocks Why Bother?????
We Bloody know that Well Big cocks rule.
White or Black ones?
Well Bambi that Would Be down to individual taste obviously."
Mmmmmmm Wow Baby, you know how to Woo a Bambi   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Without Bambi we would be all but lost in this contest. Through her wisdom and benevolence shall we all be judged...as for me I am hanging up the towel boy trophy (sorry 3rd) and shall now be........the Water Boy. |
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"Without Bambi we would be all but lost in this contest. Through her wisdom and benevolence shall we all be judged...as for me I am hanging up the towel boy trophy (sorry 3rd) and shall now be........the Water Boy."
Now, there's a Witty Boy!! |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"RAFLMAO You guys crack me up!!! I'm gonna need tenna ladies soon...be kind to an old lady and stop making me laugh "
I'm not really into watersports but I do like a good laugh.
Shall I come round with my towel?
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"RAFLMAO You guys crack me up!!! I'm gonna need tenna ladies soon...be kind to an old lady and stop making me laugh
I'm not really into watersports but I do like a good laugh.
Shall I come round with my towel?
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I am used to putting mine down |
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By *orkieMan
over a year ago
Who knows |
"RAFLMAO You guys crack me up!!! I'm gonna need tenna ladies soon...be kind to an old lady and stop making me laugh
I'm not really into watersports but I do like a good laugh.
Shall I come round with my towel?
I am used to putting mine down"
Were you in Menorca back in 95 lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladies of the jury...may I present to you my internationally know act of warmhearted bedabbling arts of rose scented foot rubs and complimentary chocolates. Behold the wild skills tamed into these mere mortal hands... |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ladies of the jury...may I present to you my internationally know act of warmhearted bedabbling arts of rose scented foot rubs and complimentary chocolates. Behold the wild skills tamed into these mere mortal hands..."
I believe they are contemplating in silence! |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
If I might Winge Briefly, whilst some contestants will be getting their Wonder Bras in a twist, I'm off out to the theatre (Arts Centre) to see the Stage version of 'Allo 'Allo.
Waves Byebye |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm off out to the theatre (Arts Centre) to see the Stage version of 'Allo 'Allo.
I shall say zis only wonce! The troon carrying the painting has been bummed by the RAF."
Did you see the flying nin? |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"The first bit of sun we have and there are Wobbly Bits as far as the eye can see "
pmsl - you are meant to be charming as well as witty. Perhaps I should have called it the CBW ? |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"I'm off out to the theatre (Arts Centre) to see the Stage version of 'Allo 'Allo.
I shall say zis only wonce! The troon carrying the painting has been bummed by the RAF.Did you see the flying nin? "
All that and more, very enjoyable, still chuckling away over it, very well staged.
Also had some merlot in the interval |
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"I'm off out to the theatre (Arts Centre) to see the Stage version of 'Allo 'Allo.
I shall say zis only wonce! The troon carrying the painting has been bummed by the RAF.Did you see the flying nin?
All that and more, very enjoyable, still chuckling away over it, very well staged.
Also had some merlot in the interval"
Good for you! Gald you had fun! |
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"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition.Wow - this is getting better by the minute Just hope my jury is watching
I am here
I am too
You do realise the huge responsibility you carry ? Where are the other jury members out of interest?;-) "
They might not know they have to judge on this |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm off out to the theatre (Arts Centre) to see the Stage version of 'Allo 'Allo.
I shall say zis only wonce! The troon carrying the painting has been bummed by the RAF.Did you see the flying nin?
All that and more, very enjoyable, still chuckling away over it, very well staged.
Also had some merlot in the interval
Good for you! Gald you had fun! "
I never laughed as much as in the theatre performance of Allo Allo - it was hilarious and such innocent humour.
Anyway back to W and B!!!! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition.Wow - this is getting better by the minute Just hope my jury is watching
I am here
I am too
You do realise the huge responsibility you carry ? Where are the other jury members out of interest?;-)
They might not know they have to judge on this "
Heck - perhaps I need to inform them? |
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"Miss Aphrodite did I mention your Wicked Breasts Hey - thank you and flattery and stuff gets you almost anywhere. THing is... I am not part of the jury xx
Quite a coincidence that everyone on the jury has wonderful bums.
Its true that the jury are all Worthy Babes "
Flatterer!! |
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"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition.Wow - this is getting better by the minute Just hope my jury is watching
I am here
I am too
You do realise the huge responsibility you carry ? Where are the other jury members out of interest?;-)
They might not know they have to judge on this Heck - perhaps I need to inform them? "
No s**t Sherlock! (sorry it just came out quicker than I thought it would ) |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition.Wow - this is getting better by the minute Just hope my jury is watching
I am here
I am too
You do realise the huge responsibility you carry ? Where are the other jury members out of interest?;-)
They might not know they have to judge on this Heck - perhaps I need to inform them?
No s**t Sherlock! (sorry it just came out quicker than I thought it would )"
Thing is - I cant remember who wanted to be on the jury...ooops |
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over a year ago
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Many fab forums topics seem to be full of Willy Bravado at the moment. While being the owner of a cock surely does not mean attempting to behave like one.
Wednesday beer anyone? |
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"well ive been wickedly brought whining blubbing and whinging before wonderful beauties with bountiful whoppers because what blows weak bloke`s widgets are beautiful women xxx"
All I hear is wbla wbla wbla!! Good effort though |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
The attractive wobbling bosoms and winsome buts of the judges has me wistfully begging and waffling badly, and winking bashfully for their attention.
Right on ladies and good night |
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