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"Awwww shurrup you lot...... I'm really starting to blush......but thankies...xxx "You re still MINE!! | |||
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"did you get any nice cock on your travels" haha View,,,,,, I never had any cock at all while I was away !!! ..... Sheez man, but worse still, I ain’t even had a sniff of one since I got back….!. Oh, I know I’ve got lots of catching-up to do, but the thought of shaving nearly 3 months worth of leg hair and this horrid eruption of unruly pubes which now festoons my bawl-bag is daunting to say the least... But I’ll get there once I find my trusty old garden shears….. BTW many thanks to everyone who kindly said welcome back to forums…… Oh and a big fat Rassssssssp to the rest of ya.....…… | |||
"Life has been so dull during your absence *sobs uncontrollably* " Superram, that dont count cos it didnt come from any of your departments xx | |||
"did you get any nice cock on your travels haha View,,,,,, I never had any cock at all while I was away !!! ..... )" I feel your pain sister  | |||
"did you get any nice cock on your travels haha View,,,,,, I never had any cock at all while I was away !!! ..... Sheez man, but worse still, I ain’t even had a sniff of one since I got back….!. Oh, I know I’ve got lots of catching-up to do, but the thought of shaving nearly 3 months worth of leg hair and this horrid eruption of unruly pubes which now festoons my bawl-bag is daunting to say the least... But I’ll get there once I find my trusty old garden shears….. BTW many thanks to everyone who kindly said welcome back to forums…… Oh and a big fat Rassssssssp to the rest of ya.....…… " im gonna be cutting my grass tomorrow soxy, if you wamt to pop down  | |||
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"did you get any nice cock on your travels haha View,,,,,, I never had any cock at all while I was away !!! ..... Sheez man, but worse still, I ain’t even had a sniff of one since I got back….!. Oh, I know I’ve got lots of catching-up to do, but the thought of shaving nearly 3 months worth of leg hair and this horrid eruption of unruly pubes which now festoons my bawl-bag is daunting to say the least... But I’ll get there once I find my trusty old garden shears….. BTW many thanks to everyone who kindly said welcome back to forums…… Oh and a big fat Rassssssssp to the rest of ya.....…… im gonna be cutting my grass tomorrow soxy, if you wamt to pop down "That’s very kind offer Sexy-C….. Although I think a lawn mower might even struggle to make its headway on this dense forest of unsightly horror .....
Perhaps a chainsaw might be a more appropriate tool ….. or …… a maybe a pair of industrial pliers and ball-gag and some seriously strong restraining ropes……. | |||
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"Life has been so dull during your absence *sobs uncontrollably* Superram, that dont count cos it didnt come from any of your departments xx" You slave driver, I have to give them a day off occasionally, it's a bank holiday afterall  | |||
"Life has been so dull during your absence *sobs uncontrollably* Superram, that dont count cos it didnt come from any of your departments xx You slave driver, I have to give them a day off occasionally, it's a bank holiday afterall "Are you out paddling in the sunshine? | |||
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" im gonna be cutting my grass tomorrow soxy, if you wamt to pop down
That’s very kind offer Sexy-C…..
Although I think a lawn mower might even struggle to make its headway on this dense forest of unsightly horror .....
Perhaps a chainsaw might be a more appropriate tool ….. or …… a maybe a pair of industrial pliers and ball-gag and some seriously strong restraining ropes……. "In Your dreams Soxter....  | |||
Not one word, or message, you just leave!
Then you think you can just come back into my life and expect it all to be just as you left it!??
Ooooh alright then. 
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"Oh you're back are you!
Not one word, or message, you just leave!
Then you think you can just come back into my life and expect it all to be just as you left it!??
Ooooh alright then.
"But Funkster ……. I left a post-it note explaining my whereabouts under your spare Fez…… Hmmm,,, hang-on, that didn’t come out to well….. No-no, I wasn’t actually hiding under your spare Fez,,,, I only left a note there explaining where I was,,,, ,,,,, Sheeeez......  | |||
"Oh you're back are you!
Not one word, or message, you just leave!
Then you think you can just come back into my life and expect it all to be just as you left it!??
Ooooh alright then.
But Funkster ……. I left a post-it note explaining my whereabouts under your spare Fez……
Hmmm,,, hang-on, that didn’t come out to well…..
No-no, I wasn’t actually hiding under your spare Fez,,,, I only left a note there explaining where I was,,,, ,,,,,
Sheeeez...... " Pah! I didn't think to check the millinery deck. My bad. | |||
"Oh you're back are you!
Not one word, or message, you just leave!
Then you think you can just come back into my life and expect it all to be just as you left it!??
Ooooh alright then.
But Funkster ……. I left a post-it note explaining my whereabouts under your spare Fez……
Hmmm,,, hang-on, that didn’t come out to well…..
No-no, I wasn’t actually hiding under your spare Fez,,,, I only left a note there explaining where I was,,,, ,,,,,
Sheeeez......
Pah! I didn't think to check the millinery deck. My bad."Anyway,,,,, I even brought you a souvenir from my travels….! Its an invisible umbrella..... Sheeez you should've seen the trouble I had getting it through Customs…… Have you any idea how rare they are! | |||
"Oh you're back are you!
Not one word, or message, you just leave!
Then you think you can just come back into my life and expect it all to be just as you left it!??
Ooooh alright then.
But Funkster ……. I left a post-it note explaining my whereabouts under your spare Fez……
Hmmm,,, hang-on, that didn’t come out to well…..
No-no, I wasn’t actually hiding under your spare Fez,,,, I only left a note there explaining where I was,,,, ,,,,,
Sheeeez......
Pah! I didn't think to check the millinery deck. My bad.
Anyway,,,,, I even brought you a souvenir from my travels….!
Its an invisible umbrella.....
Sheeez you should've seen the trouble I had getting it through Customs……
Have you any idea how rare they are! "I know your tricks! This is just like your invisible underpants gift all over again. Hold on! Come to think of it, all your presents have been invisible, hmmm | |||
" Anyway,,,,, I even brought you a souvenir from my travels….! Its an invisible umbrella..... Sheeez you should've seen the trouble I had getting it through Customs…… Have you any idea how rare they are!
I know your tricks!
This is just like your invisible underpants gift all over again.
Hold on! Come to think of it, all your presents have been invisible, hmmm "Have you any idea how difficult it is searching for suitable invisible presents? Let me tell you….!. They can be really hard to find!……  | |||
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"Hey soxy, I don't suppose you managed to come across a reversing goldfish whilst on your sabbatical "Not a reversing one….. but I did find one that can live out of water for a couple of minutes…. My bad….. | |||
