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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I need dick dastardly and muttly,,,
F####ing pigeon shouts down my chimney pot at an un godly hour every morning,,
So in my best muttley voice,, : "Sassafrassarassa"
Suggestions gratefully received as to catch that pigeon,,!!!
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"I need dick dastardly and muttly,,,
F####ing pigeon shouts down my chimney pot at an un godly hour every morning,,
So in my best muttley voice,, : "Sassafrassarassa"
Suggestions gratefully received as to catch that pigeon,,!!!
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Same !
Cuck oooooooo Ka...... Cuck oooooooo Ka.... Fucking bastard lovey dovey doves ! fuck them. |
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"Tw##ting things,
Should be compulsory to make em into pigeon pies,  "
It is ....... look every good boy knows how to make a sling shot.
Failing that stuff a cat and stick it on your chimney ..
Failing that take the chimney off....
Failing that .....it's you I'm afraid John..... Tra ! |
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"I need dick dastardly and muttly,,,
F####ing pigeon shouts down my chimney pot at an un godly hour every morning,,
So in my best muttley voice,, : "Sassafrassarassa"
Suggestions gratefully received as to catch that pigeon,,!!!
Same !
Cuck oooooooo Ka...... Cuck oooooooo Ka.... Fucking bastard lovey dovey doves ! fuck them."
I got something with a hundred balls that fucks birds... |
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"I need dick dastardly and muttly,,,
F####ing pigeon shouts down my chimney pot at an un godly hour every morning,,
So in my best muttley voice,, : "Sassafrassarassa"
Suggestions gratefully received as to catch that pigeon,,!!!
Same !
Cuck oooooooo Ka...... Cuck oooooooo Ka.... Fucking bastard lovey dovey doves ! fuck them.
I got something with a hundred balls that fucks birds..."
Pellet gun ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need dick dastardly and muttly,,,
F####ing pigeon shouts down my chimney pot at an un godly hour every morning,,
So in my best muttley voice,, : "Sassafrassarassa"
Suggestions gratefully received as to catch that pigeon,,!!!
Same !
Cuck oooooooo Ka...... Cuck oooooooo Ka.... Fucking bastard lovey dovey doves ! fuck them.
I got something with a hundred balls that fucks birds...
Pellet gun ?"
Sawn off Purdey.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No point shooting it as there are plenty more to take its place.
Try putting plastic spikes or whatever to prevent them from resting near the chimney, or wear earplugs to bed. |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Tw##ting things,
Should be compulsory to make em into pigeon pies,
It is ....... look every good boy knows how to make a sling shot.
Failing that stuff a cat and stick it on your chimney ..
Failing that take the chimney off....
Failing that .....it's you I'm afraid John..... Tra !"
Errr granny theres red tape galore, health and safety directives, so the sling shot may have been oKay in the day, I m afraid that its not today,,
When you said stuff a pussy granny I thought that was an offer,,  I don t like harming pussies,,  |
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