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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not to get too morbid here but what epitaph would you like on your grave stone or what would be most fitting?

Think mine would be

"didn't like to disappoint, but couldn't help himself now and then"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like mine to be just blank.

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By *obbygggMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Shit on the Villa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I f%&king told ye i was sick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't see that coming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here lies my name

loving husband, Dad grandad great grandad

and genuinely horrible bastard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She was not always right, however, she was seldom wrong."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Here lies Granny encased in plastic.

One time too many she was sarcastic.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

'I'll be back!'

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"'I'll be back!'

Here lies _yrdwoman we know she's barmy.

Wonderful woman but thinks she's Arnie.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"'I'll be back!'

Here lies _yrdwoman we know she's barmy.

Wonderful woman but thinks she's Arnie."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll haunt the lot of you

You bastards

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

I'm just having a long long sleep!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She came, she saw, she conquered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not to get too morbid here but what epitaph would you like on your grave stone or what would be most fitting?

Think mine would be

"didn't like to disappoint, but couldn't help himself now and then" "

Under this sod lies another.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He deserved it!...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck away the wings - I'm on ma way down for a set of horns...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For those that know me well

"Hope they put decent drainage in down here"

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By *picenicelyCouple over a year ago

third star on the right

Some people would say 'thank Fook!'

Me, I'd have

'fooked up, much and fooked many, often'

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

also id like to have "lifes too short!" added to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It wasn't my fault"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not to get too morbid here but what epitaph would you like on your grave stone or what would be most fitting?

Think mine would be

"didn't like to disappoint, but couldn't help himself now and then" "

Nobody's knows the trouble he's seen.....

or caused!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not to get too morbid here but what epitaph would you like on your grave stone or what would be most fitting?

Think mine would be

"didn't like to disappoint, but couldn't help himself now and then"

Nobody's knows the trouble he's seen.....

or caused!

He had alot of wives.......although none of them were his own

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