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over a year ago
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"I have just stabbed myself in the foot by stepping on a high heeled shoe..... 
What strange accidents have you had??"
I stepped on a piece of wood with a nail sticking out as a child, fell down two stairs and sprained my ankle, gave myself a small electric shock ( burned my finger), stabbed myself with my tweezers. I think that is it lol |
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"I have just stabbed myself in the foot by stepping on a high heeled shoe.....
What strange accidents have you had??
I stepped on a piece of wood with a nail sticking out as a child, fell down two stairs and sprained my ankle, gave myself a small electric shock ( burned my finger), stabbed myself with my tweezers. I think that is it lol "
Was this all at once...?if so deserving of a new scene in home alone
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just stabbed myself in the foot by stepping on a high heeled shoe.....
What strange accidents have you had??
I stepped on a piece of wood with a nail sticking out as a child, fell down two stairs and sprained my ankle, gave myself a small electric shock ( burned my finger), stabbed myself with my tweezers. I think that is it lol
Was this all at once...?if so deserving of a new scene in home alone
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lol wouldn't that be a good film lol but no it wasn't hehe xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stood on a Butt plug
puy my back out by sneezing!
Drank old cooking oil by mistake (mother had it in a milk carton!!!)
Not all today thankfully
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haha should br sat on a butt plug...by accident of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stood on a Butt plug
puy my back out by sneezing!
Drank old cooking oil by mistake (mother had it in a milk carton!!!)
Not all today thankfully
haha should br sat on a butt plug...by accident of course "
Accident my bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
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carrying an 8x4 plywood board on a building site around edges were nails wind caught me and spun me round making loose my grip next thing i knew i was attached to the board via a nail sticking through my finger, hacksawed the nail off and in A&E was the viewing pleasure of the trainee nurses as it was removed with a set of pliers ( still got the nail ) lol  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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My sister shut my forefinger in a car door as I was getting in and then as I was getting out of the same door I fell flat on my face cutting my eyebrow and knee on a metal bar on the pavement. I then had to go to a surprise party the next evening with a lovely black eye, a bandaged hand and a giant plaster on my knee. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I stabbed myself in the hand with a fillet knife and also knocked myself out on a dj stand in a club...and i set my face on fire when d*unk."
You are supposed to swallow the alcohol not pour it over you and set fire to it. Unless you're a pudding. Ouch. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Walked into a concrete bollard whilst ogling some totty, result, 3 days off work with swollen knee 
Not a very tall bollard then?
Ah bollards to ya, just a little sympathy might have been nice "
If it was a bigger bollard I would have rubbed your sore bits better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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somehow managed to shut my thumb in the door when I was closing it when I was having a labor pain...kinda took my mind off my pain in my lower area for a sec or 2...then 6 months to the day, I somehow did it again to the exact same thumb (no labor pain that day thank god!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was cutting some wood on a band saw, I was talking to some one and didn't realise the wood had finshed Being cut. My hand slipped and touched the blade, luckily all I got was a cut about the size of a penny to my finger.
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"Walked into a concrete bollard whilst ogling some totty, result, 3 days off work with swollen knee
Not a very tall bollard then?
Ah bollards to ya, just a little sympathy might have been nice
If it was a bigger bollard I would have rubbed your sore bits better."
If it was a bigger bollard, I might have noticed it's presence and performed a "cool" manswerve around the obstacle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Once wen wed there was a dripping noise in loft wife at tine nagging me to check it out so like the idiot i am climbed into loft naked and in bad mood. At the time loft was not boarded i found leak then lost balancei fell thru ceiling one leg either side of beam. Lots of blood and splinters in leg and bollox all she did was moan about the mess had to get fire brigade to get me out and was in hospital for two weeks as splinters in my nuts had to be carefully removed and were massively swollen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stood on a plug
puy my back out by sneezing!
Drank old cooking oil by mistake (mother had it in a milk carton!!!)
Not all today thankfully "
Was it butt plug |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dislocated my shoulder numerous times cant think which 1s worse though 1) while playing on a kids play area or 2) attempting to snowboard on a broken board the day before surgery on said shoulder |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh pain of all pain. Blazing hot day in August back in 2000. Got disposable BBQ on patio. Had great time etc. started cleaning up, moved BBQ pack and pretty much straight away stood where this thing had been smouldering for a few hours.
I have forgotten child birth. I have not forgotten this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was barefoot and the cat tripped me, I caught my little toe on the corner of a chair. The to was completely perpendicular to my foot. Worse yet I was leaving for a vacation toDisneyland Iin 3 days! Most painful vacation ever. |
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