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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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so far tonight ive had the following one liner messeges, no hello or nothing..my replies in brackets..Im sure many get the same on here also.
I want you in those boots..
(im already in them)
Ring me to chat..
(phone a friend)
Love to fill you up..
(be easier to fill your car with petrol)
I want your pussy.
(aint fekin got one!!)
Do you suck cock?....
(im gay so stupid question!)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so far tonight ive had the following one liner messeges, no hello or nothing..my replies in brackets..Im sure many get the same on here also.
I want you in those boots..
(im already in them)
Ring me to chat..
(phone a friend)
Love to fill you up..
(be easier to fill your car with petrol)
I want your pussy.
(aint fekin got one!!)
Do you suck cock?....
(im gay so stupid question!)
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I just love fab for this type of comedy.
This has made my weekend I'm Lmao.
I've had a few like that
Happy fabbing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So glad I'm straight lol I don't get or want sad one liners lol but this has made me chuckle how sad some people are lol thank you for sharing "
they the kind of messeges from some single guys that they send to women/tv/ts on here..ya gotta laugh. and they wonder why messeges get deleted or sarcasm back and then moan they dont get anywhere.
Thank god not all single guys are like that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had " how tights your arse" from a bloke 
Block & delete 
id of replied.. "loose at the min as ive just done a poo"
then blocked "
Lol dam it why didn't I think of that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had " how tights your arse" from a bloke
Block & delete
id of replied.. "loose at the min as ive just done a poo"
then blocked
Lol dam it why didn't I think of that "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've had " how tights your arse" from a bloke
Block & delete
id of replied.. "loose at the min as ive just done a poo"
then blocked
Lol dam it why didn't I think of that "
i always send a responce back.just not one they expect..plus gives me a laugh too if cant think of anything then i do just delete and block |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread has made me laugh so much in a short space of time. When I first came on here got asked if I wanted my cock sucking. I turned round and said to him does a knee to the nuts offend. Didn't get any more messages after that from him. Don't know why lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread has made me laugh so much in a short space of time. When I first came on here got asked if I wanted my cock sucking. I turned round and said to him does a knee to the nuts offend. Didn't get any more messages after that from him. Don't know why lol "
You kinky sod, maybe that's not his type of kink with knee to balls  |
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I once had a message (from a woman) asking me 'what are you looking for?)I sent one back saying I was looking for someone to hold the ball of wool whilst I knitted a cardigan for my elderly mother. |
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