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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One for the ladies does anyone know what i can get fake tan off with?

Tried some last night which said it went on even and natural and it looks patchy n awful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Exfoliate! Or a body scrub!! Can't think of any other ways sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently lemon juice works. But I haven't tried it.....if its gone patchy I use a salt scrub in the shower or scrub away with a body brush x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks going to have a go ive a meet today

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

I'm sure someone told me toothpaste works but I've never self tanned so never tried it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FWPW ?

(Friend with power washer)

But as sex on the beach says a good scrub with 'products' should do the trick

The former Mrs Bus was a fake tan devotee so I've seen them all from light bronze thru to David DIckinson aka mahogany sideboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I should just love my alabaster skin god knows why i thought this would be a good idea lol

Im going to go scrub wish me luck

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By *ll-Knight-longMan over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"FWPW ?

(Friend with power washer)

But as sex on the beach says a good scrub with 'products' should do the trick

The former Mrs Bus was a fake tan devotee so I've seen them all from light bronze thru to David DIckinson aka mahogany sideboard "

I thought with David Dickinson it was patina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Milk bottles rock

Well, that's what I keep tellin meself

I take white to a whole new level

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheesegrater?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Milk bottles rock

Well, that's what I keep tellin meself

I take white to a whole new level

I'm whiter than you. Well not my hair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One for the ladies does anyone know what i can get fake tan off with?

Tried some last night which said it went on even and natural and it looks patchy n awful

I get spray tan done, so cant help with removal tips, but hope it you get it sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It didn't come off so i topped it up and its starting to look less patchy lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Pale and interesting for the win!

I once tried putting fake tan on and it went patchy so never again. I don't mind if people think I am a ghost.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

You would have been better colouring in the lighter bits with an orange felt tip

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its not really orange just patchy my son and brother have been sitting here in stitches all morning as they are very dark skinned naturally.

And if they fb the pics i will kill them ah well cant be undone now....dark stocking for me today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahh thank god we never have this issue we are proud to be fashionably blue lol

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Lemon juice...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sperm, as I found out yesterday lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Its not really orange just patchy my son and brother have been sitting here in stitches all morning as they are very dark skinned naturally.

And if they fb the pics i will kill them ah well cant be undone now....dark stocking for me today

lol I'd love to see those pics lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Car wash in a convertible?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not going to help now but in future try body scrubs and moisturiser every day for a week before to make sure ur skin is tip top to start as any dry patches will take more colour, good luck and just keep ur sexies on today! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I googled 'how to remove fake tan'. loads of 'tips' came up. Whether they work is another matter

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By *lirty and dirtyCouple over a year ago

ashford

You can get fake tan remover in boots xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lemon works for sure BUT depends on the size of the "patchy area" as to how long you will be there with that! body scrubs too . Bleach....JOKE! x

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