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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A mate of mine has just revealed that he only brushes his teeth ONCE a day when he goes to bed at night! I made the point that he spends his day with permanent morning breath and it must be unpleasant for anyone who comes into close contact with him.
He responded with the point that he has breakfast and tea so his breath would smell like that as opposed to his stagnant gut odour.
Shall I cut him out? I think I should, I think I fucking well should! (not seriously considering de-friending him btw)
Rough sod |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"De friend immediately!
Or keep offering him mints, your choice x"
Excessive mint consumption can have a laxative effect. It's all down to what I'd consider to be the lesser of two evils
*goes out to buy Polo mints in bulk* |
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"A mate of mine has just revealed that he only brushes his teeth ONCE a day when he goes to bed at night! I made the point that he spends his day with permanent morning breath and it must be unpleasant for anyone who comes into close contact with him.
He responded with the point that he has breakfast and tea so his breath would smell like that as opposed to his stagnant gut odour.
Shall I cut him out? I think I should, I think I fucking well should! (not seriously considering de-friending him btw)
Rough sod"
Why would he brush his teeth? Surely they ain't hairy and if they are, shave them and cure the problem.
I mean I can understand brushing the hair on your head, your beard maybe, but brushing your teeth, such a wierd thing to do....  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"A mate of mine has just revealed that he only brushes his teeth ONCE a day when he goes to bed at night! I made the point that he spends his day with permanent morning breath and it must be unpleasant for anyone who comes into close contact with him.
He responded with the point that he has breakfast and tea so his breath would smell like that as opposed to his stagnant gut odour.
Shall I cut him out? I think I should, I think I fucking well should! (not seriously considering de-friending him btw)
Rough sod"
The reall de friending offence would be if he sqeezed the tube in the middle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eww. Would you really want a full on pash with this guy? I mean morning breath is not good. But to know he only cleans his teeth at night. Just makes my tummy turn. To De friend him is a bit harsh me thinks. Just don't go kissing him.  |
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