just remember

By *oopy Frood OP Man 2 days ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Next time your shopping and are buying cucumber remember the vaseline.

If you forget it people might think your a vegan

Ilfracombe

I forgot to buy the cucumber.

Have to get a cock delivered instead.

By *ools and the brainCouple 2 days ago

couple, us we him her.

I used to live in a farming area many years ago and something I always remember being told.

Always wash cucumber before eating ?