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"You have taste buds in your arse.
And if you think about it, that makes sense.
Because you can definitely taste some things on the way out, so to speak.
What other facts don't we talk about."
Your arse has a tongue too. Well proven.  |
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"You have taste buds in your arse.
And if you think about it, that makes sense.
Because you can definitely taste some things on the way out, so to speak.
What other facts don't we talk about."
We do NOT have tastebuds in the arse.
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"You have taste buds in your arse.
And if you think about it, that makes sense.
Because you can definitely taste some things on the way out, so to speak.
What other facts don't we talk about.
We do NOT have tastebuds in the arse.
END OF..... "
I fairness I have been told my arse is tasty....  |
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"We do NOT have tastebuds in the arse.
END OF..... "
We do! And men have them in their testes, too, although I'm not clear why tbh.
And if you think about it, you've tasted things in your anus - e.g. after a spicy curry, you've tasted capsaicin down there.
The mysteries of life, huh? |
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By *elloWoman 1 day ago
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Well I was about to say 'bluff' but went against my better judgement of googling something I've seen mentioned on here, and omg kind of correct 
We have taste buds in our lower intestine which thank fuck don't give us conscious taste.
I do love learning new facts which I can share at dinner parties |
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By *elloWoman 1 day ago
alpha centauri |
"Ok so who's shoved a crunchie up there to test this out? 🤔 "
Oh go no not a crunchie, that sticks up your mouth so much, imagine trying to unlodge that from your rusty sheriff's badge |
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"We do NOT have tastebuds in the arse.
END OF.....
We do! And men have them in their testes, too, although I'm not clear why tbh.
And if you think about it, you've tasted things in your anus - e.g. after a spicy curry, you've tasted capsaicin down there.
The mysteries of life, huh?"
We don't. We really don't.
We have taste buds in the mouth. These detect taste for obvious reasons as to likes and dislikes and the more important harmful or not harmful.
In other parts of our bodies, we have TASTE RECEPTORS these are not exactly the same as the taste buds in your mouth. They work away in the COLON detecting substances that may be poisonous to us BUT WE DO NOT experience flavours or taste from them as we do with our mouths.
AND if ' I think about it' as you say, ' I have never tasted anything 'on the way out' People may get a tingle or a burn after very spicy food but that is NOT TASTE.
You might also get a whiff of your own shit and recall the taste as our taste system relies on the olfactory system of the nose and smell ...... but we do not 'taste' anything with our arse. |
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"AND if ' I think about it' as you say, ' I have never tasted anything 'on the way out' People may get a tingle or a burn after very spicy food but that is NOT TASTE."
The burn is the capsaicin receptors; spicy food is not corrosive so it wouldn't "burn", the "burn" you feel is the receptors responding to ("tasting") the capsaicin in your stool.
You are technically correct that they aren't literal buds but they're still the same thing you have in your mouth and I'm shitposting on a swingers forum, not writing an essay.
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"AND if ' I think about it' as you say, ' I have never tasted anything 'on the way out' People may get a tingle or a burn after very spicy food but that is NOT TASTE.
The burn is the capsaicin receptors; spicy food is not corrosive so it wouldn't "burn", the "burn" you feel is the receptors responding to ("tasting") the capsaicin in your stool.
You are technically correct that they aren't literal buds but they're still the same thing you have in your mouth and I'm shitposting on a swingers forum, not writing an essay.
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M8 I am just correct. Face it - I'm better looking too. |
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"Equally you don't have taste buds on your cock but if you don't wash your hands after dicing a chilli..."
According to believers that severe blinding pain you get in your eye if you chop peppers and touch your face is just your eyes taste buds loving the chilli ....  |
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"Equally you don't have taste buds on your cock but if you don't wash your hands after dicing a chilli...
According to believers that severe blinding pain you get in your eye if you chop peppers and touch your face is just your eyes taste buds loving the chilli .... "
Well you wouldn't believe it but..
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23423265/
..they're kinda everywhere 😁 |
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"Equally you don't have taste buds on your cock but if you don't wash your hands after dicing a chilli...
According to believers that severe blinding pain you get in your eye if you chop peppers and touch your face is just your eyes taste buds loving the chilli ....
Well you wouldn't believe it but..
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23423265/
..they're kinda everywhere 😁"
Please, you're making me laugh. The tiny abstract for which you posted the link does not say , humans have taste buds and can taste with their arse holes.
It says mammals have taste receptors throughout their body , ' the implications of which are unknown' ......
which ive stated from the off..... |
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"You have taste buds in your arse.
And if you think about it, that makes sense.
Because you can definitely taste some things on the way out, so to speak.
What other facts don't we talk about.
We do NOT have tastebuds in the arse.
END OF.....
I fairness I have been told my arse is tasty.... "
I wouldn’t mind a lick!  |
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So this guy is in hospital , and with his mouth wired shut, all food and drink is to be taken anally. It’s breakfast time, and they turn up at his bed. ‘Do you want toast or porridge?’ ‘I think I’ll have porridge please.’ ‘Tea or coffee?’ ‘Coffee please, one sugar.’ So they put a funnel up his arse, and start pushing the porridge up him, which he seemed to enjoy. Then they started to put the coffee in there, and all of a sudden he was shouting and swearing. ‘Sorry mate is that too hot?’ They asked. ‘No, you forgot my fucking sugar!’ |
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This is the most bizarre yet funny thread I've read in ages.
What I can say is that when I was having anal sex with my partner, they could tell I was using a strawberry-flavoured condom.
When that broke, I could tell they had truffles and smoked salmon at lunch. |
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"So this guy is in hospital , and with his mouth wired shut, all food and drink is to be taken anally. It’s breakfast time, and they turn up at his bed. ‘Do you want toast or porridge?’ ‘I think I’ll have porridge please.’ ‘Tea or coffee?’ ‘Coffee please, one sugar.’ So they put a funnel up his arse, and start pushing the porridge up him, which he seemed to enjoy. Then they started to put the coffee in there, and all of a sudden he was shouting and swearing. ‘Sorry mate is that too hot?’ They asked. ‘No, you forgot my fucking sugar!’ "
Good one |
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Maybe they are a different sort of taste receptor?
Scenario:
Woman asks male partner - which dress should I wear, this one or that one?
Male partner - you look good in either (of course)
Voice from woman's fundament - both of them make you look like a chav. And as for those earrings, Dear Lord! |
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