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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was wondering if someone has a question that they need answer(s) to. The funnier the question the better but has to be real...
I'd kick it off with mine.
Who eat bits off the apple in Apple's logo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why when something is transported by boat is it called a cargo, but when transported by car it's called a shipment....?
Why are the numbers on a phone and a calculator reversed? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Why do pubs in the south of England serve beer flat?
You can't have travelled south of the Watford Gap.  "
They're terrible for it in Bristol, Cornwall, Devon, and London. Are sparklers banned down there or something? |
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"Why do pubs in the south of England serve beer flat?
You can't have travelled south of the Watford Gap.
They're terrible for it in Bristol, Cornwall, Devon, and London. Are sparklers banned down there or something?"
thats cos a good ale does not need to be tampered with in the pulling..
many good beers darn sarf as there are in other parts of t'country..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If wool gets wet it can cause shrinkage.
Why do sheep not shrink if left out grazing and it rains?
Their wooly coat, not the whole sheep.lol 
you dont put a full sheep on an 80C wash  "
Try reading my post again, smarty pants!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was wondering if someone has a question that they need answer(s) to. The funnier the question the better but has to be real...
I'd kick it off with mine.
Who eat bits off the apple in Apple's logo?"
Would you like me to be boring and tell you the real answer to that one..??
Well, I'm going to anyway... the 'bite' represents the 'bite of knowledge/awareness' by Adam/Eve in the Garden of Eden. Fact!
How do I know...?? In the 80's, I had 'inside knowledge' of Apple...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was wondering if someone has a question that they need answer(s) to. The funnier the question the better but has to be real...
I'd kick it off with mine.
Who eat bits off the apple in Apple's logo?"
Adam. The apple representing the devils temptation, apple appears to many a cult within its own right . Cults by nature do not tolerate competition from other belief systems and therefore an ideology without competition becomes a dogma.
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How come the vast majority of tramps I meet , even the old ones habitually drinking have hair. I mean no signs of baldness but long flowing matted locks. Also, the complete lack of gray hair . Though many are suffering from the advances of poor diet, street living and liver disorders, they often appear to have great hair - length and volume , not style.
It's a puzzle I tell you . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know what dandelion is but what the hell is burdock? "
It's a Thistle-like plant also called Arctium, which is believed to have blood purifying qualities. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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WHY when the second world war ended in 1945 are we still holding German prisoners of war?
I'm referring to the 'royal family '
Poor devils isn't it time to forgive n forget n send em home to Germany????   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do pubs in the south of England serve beer flat?
You can't have travelled south of the Watford Gap.
They're terrible for it in Bristol, Cornwall, Devon, and London. Are sparklers banned down there or something?
thats cos a good ale does not need to be tampered with in the pulling..
many good beers darn sarf as there are in other parts of t'country..
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Simply dodgy license holder. There is a chain in Edinburgh own numerous pubs. The ones on the royal mile (tourists) have crisp clean beer. The others (same chain) which are on the cowgate (frequentend by stag/hen do's and students) have Piss poor flat pints. Presuming they think the pished up crews won't notice |
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"Who eat bits off the apple in Apple's logo?"
The bite out of the apple is Steve Job`s homage to Alan Turing, often called the father of modern computing. The Turing machine which he invented was considered to be the first ever computer.
He was also a well respected codebreaker, working at Bletchley Park during WW2
When he was 40 he was prosecuted for homosexuality which was still illegal in those days, he was imprisoned and treated with female hormones (chemical castration) Two years later he committed suicide by taking a bite out of an apple laced with cyanide.
Hence the apple with the bite out of it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why when something is transported by boat is it called a cargo, but when transported by car it's called a shipment....?
It's called exchange...
Why are the numbers on a phone and a calculator reversed?"
It shows how things are going at the moment...upside down |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was wondering if someone has a question that they need answer(s) to. The funnier the question the better but has to be real...
I'd kick it off with mine.
Who eat bits off the apple in Apple's logo?
Would you like me to be boring and tell you the real answer to that one..??
Well, I'm going to anyway... the 'bite' represents the 'bite of knowledge/awareness' by Adam/Eve in the Garden of Eden. Fact!
How do I know...?? In the 80's, I had 'inside knowledge' of Apple... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do pubs in the south of England serve beer flat?
You can't have travelled south of the Watford Gap.
They're terrible for it in Bristol, Cornwall, Devon, and London. Are sparklers banned down there or something?
thats cos a good ale does not need to be tampered with in the pulling..
many good beers darn sarf as there are in other parts of t'country..
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Beer should not be too gassy. It kills some of the taste, you don't get as much in the glass and you can't drink as much. All hail to the ale! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How come the vast majority of tramps I meet , even the old ones habitually drinking have hair. I mean no signs of baldness but long flowing matted locks. Also, the complete lack of gray hair . Though many are suffering from the advances of poor diet, street living and liver disorders, they often appear to have great hair - length and volume , not style.
It's a puzzle I tell you . "
There's a tramp in Sunderland, who incidentally is the spitting image of Billy Connolly although this adds nothing to the story! He saves up all the money he begs during the week, pays for a hotel on a Saturday night, has a bath and a night in a proper bed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why is a blow job called a blow job when you suck?????
this has puzzled me for years.
xx"
Blow job is short for below as In below the waist ( or this is what I was all way told ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyone know the number of a hitman?? lol
47
U sure its 48
48 is a pussy compared to 47
and 46?? "
49 has killed 46,47,48 and is now the ONLY hit man left lol |
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