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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just read on a can of lynx chocolate

"This is a chocolate scented deodorant not a food - do not ingest"

So who would be stupid enough to think that such a spray contained chocolate

And if they were that daft would they understand the word "ingest"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most bags of nuts these days have the wording " May contain nuts" on the packet!

Should friggin hope so!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Other day saw a supermarket had to remove monkey nuts from shelves.....

Because the packet failed to say 'may contain nuts'!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds like the supermarket having to remove packs of nuts, because they didnt state "may contain nuts" on the allergy advice panel.

Who buys packets of nuts and thinks the contents wont contain any.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most bags of nuts these days have the wording " May contain nuts" on the packet!

Should friggin hope so!!!

Someone mention nuts?!

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By *hetalkingstoveMan over a year ago

London

It's not for idiots - it's to try and protect them from being sued.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Saw a sign next to a hair dryer in the bathrooms of a foreign hotel once with 'do not use in the shower' in 4 different languages hahahha!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want some briefs that say "Warning, contains nuts"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want some briefs that say "Warning, contains nuts""

Ebay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want some briefs that say "Warning, contains nuts"

Ebay

The might be used! Maybe I'll just hang a sign around my neck with an arrow pointing to my johnson, and the sign will read. "Warning, may spit if provoked for too long"

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By *win PeaksCouple over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Many moons ago i saw a sign outside an opticians saying "eye test while you wait".

I was thinking of dropping them off and collecting them later.

Dave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if u buy a 500ml bottle of on the label it says "each 500ml bottle contains 2 250ml potions" (or words to that affect!!

also tins of tuna contain fish!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well sell a product called flash dash its a dashboard cleaner that smells of all sorts of fuits and sweets. Written in larg letters on the back it says not for human consumption!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

B&Q used to sell step ladders which had the warning "Stop" on the top rung .!!

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By *pecifically1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"B&Q used to sell step ladders which had the warning "Stop" on the top rung .!!

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By *edangel_2013Woman over a year ago

southend

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-22308165

This was very recent, and made me despair at what a nanny state we appear to have become, or more to the point what idiots our government think we are!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Just read on a can of lynx chocolate

"This is a chocolate scented deodorant not a food - do not ingest"

So who would be stupid enough to think that such a spray contained chocolate

And if they were that daft would they understand the word "ingest"?

Well if it was said ingest why should they take it seriously ?

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By *cottishrichMan over a year ago

Here and there

"Other day saw a supermarket had to remove monkey nuts from shelves.....

Because the packet failed to say 'may contain nuts'!"

Did it also fail to say "does not contain monkeys"

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

On my hair straighteners- Do not use internally

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By *pecifically1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"On my hair straighteners- Do not use internally

ahh you obviously didn't see embarrassing bodies a couple of weeks ago....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just read on a can of lynx chocolate

"This is a chocolate scented deodorant not a food - do not ingest"

So who would be stupid enough to think that such a spray contained chocolate

And if they were that daft would they understand the word "ingest"?

They don't think any normal person will but with what claims are these days I guess they are covering the bases.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"B&Q used to sell step ladders which had the warning "Stop" on the top rung .!!

lol

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By *umpkinMan over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Many years ago my friend had a chain saw and the instruction manual told you not to handle the chain whilst the engine is running ........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have just come back from holiday and due to someone having a nut allergy on the plane on way home nuts were not allowed to be sold or if previously bought not eaten!

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