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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

ive just had a mail from a guy from up north telling me he and his mate are in my town wanting to meet up and i asked them why they were here, his reply

were policemen on a secondment stakeout

pmsl please lol lol

needless to say i replied that im a biscuit designer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

cool. what kind of biscuits? mmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Inpsector Taggert and Constable Morse here and we are ........

oops, they both deed as dodo's......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

he is now trying to persuade me he is genuine, but i wont ask to see his sherrifs badge lol

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By *artin216Man  over a year ago

Spilsby


"cool. what kind of biscuits? mmm

"

I was thinking that !!..i'd love to watch a biscuit designer at work...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

well apparently i will think he is genuine when he is shagging me in the squasd car, needless to say for someon on a stakeout he aint very discrete, the lights on top might give the game away lol - sorry guys just had to share this numpty with ya lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oh i bet u would ha

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

By the way, did I mention I fly with the Red Arrows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"By the way, did I mention I fly with the Red Arrows "

I shoot for England

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

bit like the guy who asked for some of my knickers for research purposes..... wtf?.... I refrained from replying with "used or unused ones? and what size are you?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i cook for the queen but got today off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you'll get loads of female attention now for that lol good shooting!

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By *artin216Man  over a year ago

Spilsby

I have never told a lie to get a shag.....all men are like that...so i suspect these guys are actually undercover policemen on a stakeout and youre just being cynical....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"By the way, did I mention I fly with the Red Arrows

I shoot for England "

Heard about your shooting techniques

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Arrange a meet, ask for them to make it obvious they're police, take a few pics and you'll never hav to worry about speeding tickets or being nicked lol

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By *plpxp2Couple  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Did they want to take down your particulars and show you their truncheon ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

ha ha he wnted to shag me in his squad car lol not bad for being undercover lol and as for particulars he is getting nowhere near mine - i have biscuits to design lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

an undercover from the missus car perhaps? lol

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By *artin216Man  over a year ago

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"an undercover from the missus car perhaps? lol "

Tut...another cynic...lol...

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