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By *a LunaWoman 1 week ago
South Wales |
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cover me in
Your sticky wet goo
I’m really channeling my romantic side this morning 
Didn’t know you had a toffee fetish "
Mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm (that’ll be the toffee talking) |
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By *elloWoman 1 week ago
alpha centauri |
"Roses are ... Oh fuck this is too much effort.
I'll just go with
F.A.F.?
Yes please!  "
Wow that worked, awesome. why do loads of men in here bitch about not getting any interest from women it's easy.
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Roses are red, yellow and white.
I think you are hot.
Come and spend the night.
Violets are blue, purple and green.
Your boobs are fantastic.
But you’re causing a scene.
Green grow the rushes-o.
I love you even though
You’ve followed through |
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The night is young,
And so are we too.
The music is playing,
The mood is just right,
Let's share some fun
Underneath the moonlight that’s quite romantic "
I would love to take the credit, but it’s AI created
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"Roses are ... Oh fuck this is too much effort.
I'll just go with
F.A.F.?
Yes please!
Wow that worked, awesome. why do loads of men in here bitch about not getting any interest from women it's easy.
"
Like a Sunday morning!! |
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The night is young,
And so are we too.
The music is playing,
The mood is just right,
Let's share some fun
Underneath the moonlight that’s quite romantic
I would love to take the credit, but it’s AI created
"
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't get meets
And this is Day 2
I'm struggling so hard
It is now Day 10
I've had plenty of offers
But mainly from men
I need profile advice
From all on the fora
I'll even take advice
From the one they call Nora
I've got no preferences
BBW, black or white
It's mainly because
I don't want a forum fight
A month has gone by
It's getting no better
I said I like gingers
But met a Red Setter
I've tweaked and I've fiddled
But I'm getting nowhere
Perhaps I should just put
'must have own hair'
But that would be baldist
And add to the list
Of the offended brigade
To rant and be pissed
6 months have gone by
I think I'll give in
Or go down to London
To meet a man who likes Gin
He will teach me the way
He's a big hit with the ladies
Looking for posh ones
Steering away from the crazies
Or perhaps to the Midlands
Where hot couples are rife
I'll get the men d*unk
Then fire into the wife
Oop North there are some crackers
Better, (allegedly) than down south
I would gladly make love to them
Whilst my hand is over their mouth
I like to fuck hard
With my hand on a throat
But with a year having passed
I've got less chance than Raol Moat
He's been dead for years
Just like my Fab life
I'm after a fuck
Not finding a wife
I can't go to Scotland
It's too local for me
Any port in a storm they say
So let's wait and see
A few years have flown by
And not a single meet
Pants round ankles
I'm beating my meat
I've experience with this
I bring my 'A Game'
But without a hot woman
It's just not the same
Because they don't just pull it
They squeeze and they suck
They slide a finger into the dung trumpet
Trying to bring on the fuck
A prostate massage is offered
Advertised as fantastic
But my colon was torn
My replacement is now plastic
So IBS is an issue
Along with everything else
My hygiene, poor manners
Why am I on the Fab shelf?
On Face Pic Friday
In this shallow, fickle place
'a badly bruised scrotum'
Was how they described my face
But Telegram is my saviour
That's where I have fun
With my 3 favourite beauties
My Fab war is won
You keep me amused
With voice notes and stuff
And in response
You get Foxy chatting in the buff
It's Valentines Day today
The Fox isn't beat
I'm not so worried
As it's Pancake Day next week |
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't get meets
And this is Day 2
I'm struggling so hard
It is now Day 10
I've had plenty of offers
But mainly from men
I need profile advice
From all on the fora
I'll even take advice
From the one they call Nora
I've got no preferences
BBW, black or white
It's mainly because
I don't want a forum fight
A month has gone by
It's getting no better
I said I like gingers
But met a Red Setter
I've tweaked and I've fiddled
But I'm getting nowhere
Perhaps I should just put
'must have own hair'
But that would be baldist
And add to the list
Of the offended brigade
To rant and be pissed
6 months have gone by
I think I'll give in
Or go down to London
To meet a man who likes Gin
He will teach me the way
He's a big hit with the ladies
Looking for posh ones
Steering away from the crazies
Or perhaps to the Midlands
Where hot couples are rife
I'll get the men d*unk
Then fire into the wife
Oop North there are some crackers
Better, (allegedly) than down south
I would gladly make love to them
Whilst my hand is over their mouth
I like to fuck hard
With my hand on a throat
But with a year having passed
I've got less chance than Raol Moat
He's been dead for years
Just like my Fab life
I'm after a fuck
Not finding a wife
I can't go to Scotland
It's too local for me
Any port in a storm they say
So let's wait and see
A few years have flown by
And not a single meet
Pants round ankles
I'm beating my meat
I've experience with this
I bring my 'A Game'
But without a hot woman
It's just not the same
Because they don't just pull it
They squeeze and they suck
They slide a finger into the dung trumpet
Trying to bring on the fuck
A prostate massage is offered
Advertised as fantastic
But my colon was torn
My replacement is now plastic
So IBS is an issue
Along with everything else
My hygiene, poor manners
Why am I on the Fab shelf?
On Face Pic Friday
In this shallow, fickle place
'a badly bruised scrotum'
Was how they described my face
But Telegram is my saviour
That's where I have fun
With my 3 favourite beauties
My Fab war is won
You keep me amused
With voice notes and stuff
And in response
You get Foxy chatting in the buff
It's Valentines Day today
The Fox isn't beat
I'm not so worried
As it's Pancake Day next week"
*chefs kiss
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